what was it?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
oh he's still there, with friends. The drunk guy performing lude acts on the Trump doll in the street. Earlier (and if you scroll down on the page you'll see the Hall of Fame archive pics) consisted of up the arse acts and also some of the stuff he was shouting regarding how does it feel Mister Trump to be fucked by a black guy etc. Fun street act, that kind of thing.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
in the first movie (of how many?) i wonder when barry soetero will be roasting 1term while osama bin laden's execution is underway, the beginning or the end. the middle would just be too melodramatic imho
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
xpost - I don't see anything in the hall of fame photos either.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
https://static.earthcam.com/hof/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/1604435621741_2.jpg
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
If Q get their own Oliver Stone their JFK is going to be super weird.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 6 November 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link
their JFK is going to be super weird
Compared to what?
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Friday, 6 November 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
i'm going with "dead"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
I saw someone post that the only way he's getting to 270 is by losing 50.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2020 04:30 (three years ago) link
:/
― cointelamateur (m bison), Friday, 6 November 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link
i seen a man die
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 November 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link
DUD
― PEnnsylvania 3-5000 (Matt #2), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
Did
― dan selzer, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
DUN
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
I'm going with "done"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
xpost goddammit Tombot
TUMP
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
DUND
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
DUR
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
can we set this thread on fire, an eternal flame
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
DUNG
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4
― coup de nancy grace (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
Trump got the entire 2020 experience. He got covid he lost his job and in 2.5 months will be evicted.— HAZE (@HazeStag) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
that is a good tweet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uSGFYCP.jpg
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
so long don
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
this guy sucks imo
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
he was always my least favorite bloom county character
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8J0M2kQ.jpg
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
a one-term impeached president that lost the popular vote twice? I think I'm sticking with dud.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
On one hand, he's a dud.
On the other hand, he's a dud.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link
my 3 favorite most classic Trump lies:"Largest inauguration crowd, period". Bam! Right out the gate with the crazy dictator shtick "I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats. "Uhhh I'd say about equal" when asked if was old or new testament guy. The one that consistently makes me burst out laughing.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link
^ yeah, that was the best until Four Seasons Total Landscaping
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link
2 Corinthians
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
"Because I'm a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young" <---late entry for funniest imo
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:55 (three years ago) link
"I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats.
holy shit can't believe I forgot about this
― frogbs, Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Dud
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
I think this was actually a genuine joke, it's just that (as the writers' accounts from his Comedy Central Roast aver) since the only thing he can think or talk about is how great he is, the only type of joke he can make is "slightly exaggerating the type of thing he normally thinks and says about himself"
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link
"Uhhhh, I'd say about equal" is another one of those jokes Ianucci wishes he could've written
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 8 November 2020 07:24 (three years ago) link
While we're replaying the hits, the quote that sums him up for me is "I am much more humble than you would understand."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 8 November 2020 09:20 (three years ago) link
Very good brain
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things."
― Three Seasons Partial Landscaping (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link
Looking forward to the day when it doesn't even occur to me to look at his twitter, but until then, I will never get over this mewling puke being poster boy for the anti-participation trophies crowd:
71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
― rob, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link
would a recount in Texas rub it in a little further.In the right direction and all or not?
― Stevolende, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link
My favorite Trump bit, which I often quote to myself, because he sounds like he’s reading a Heidecker/Clickhole bit:
Trump talks about "my tall Barron, my beautiful Barron" as an example of COVID not affecting young people. pic.twitter.com/YqVveModk8— The Recount (@therecount) October 15, 2020
― blatherskite, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
"they're kids for some reason" is such an amazing sentence
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
How is kiddo formed
― Three Seasons Partial Landscaping (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
It was on the news this mroing
― pomenitul, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
How was Babbron formed
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
how ivanka get pragnent
(Had to, sorry.)
― pomenitul, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
"Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link