i think he is just going to sulk away
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link
Innocence tube
― epistantophus, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link
FWIW, in Jane Mayer's recent Trump piece in the New Yorker (pre-election)
Michael Cohen, Trump’s former attorney, told me, “He will not concede. Never, ever, ever.” He went on, “I believe he’s going to challenge the validity of the vote in each and every state he loses—claiming ballot fraud, seeking to undermine the process and invalidate it.”
...
Cohen is so certain that Trump will lose that he recently placed a ten-thousand-dollar bet on it. “He’ll blame everyone except for himself,” Cohen said. “Every day, he’ll rant and rave and yell and scream about how they stole the Presidency from him. He’ll say he won by millions and millions of ballots, and they cheated with votes from dead people and people who weren’t born yet. He’ll tell all sorts of lies and activate his militias. It’s going to be a pathetic show. But, by stacking the Supreme Court, he’ll think he can get an injunction. Trump repeats his lies over and over with the belief that the more he tells them the more people will believe them. We all wish he’d just shut up, but the problem is he won’t.”
Michael Cohen pretty otm?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link
I’m not sure this will come to anything though. In the end I doubt he’ll put himself in a position to be dragged out of the white house.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
Oh, he won't. But he will drag this on and on and never concede.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link
They key question is whether the Republican Party will go along with the idea that this was a “stolen” election. So far they’ve always gone along with him, but when he is out of office the political calculus might be different.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
He'll go meekly, leaving a mess and inadequate tips for the hired help.iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
lol
These 18 seconds of Citizen Kane. https://t.co/prQNoKnwk7— Jonathan Mahler (@jonathanmahler) November 7, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link
iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper
My friend's exgf worked at his golf course in Scotland and still had a £50 note Trump had tipped her as a souvenir some years later
I would have spent it
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
It's an Innocence tubeIt's just an Innocence tubeIt's a put-on
― coup de nancy grace (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
it doesn't matter if no networks call the race or Trump never concedes because all that's required to close an election are the states certifying their results, which will all happen by early Dec
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
voted "other" since "kicking and screaming" is missing
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/1O-66vq6BQ66w_StiFIWiglIF5M=/469x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/MSOACXSKRJAYXAAG5SYN63IORU.jpg
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
he will be carried out kicking and screaming and wearing a comedy mustache that he demanded so people wouldn't know it was him being carried out
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
Sad!
― rob, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
i'm jackin it
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
Look they’re already digging his grave in the White House lawn.
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
The possibilities are delicious, I can't wait for this. However it goes down, it's gonna be ugly.
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 7 November 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
He will move out secretly a month early ... but still covered in feces.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
that's why he's leaving early
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
In all seriousness... I can’t see any way he is going to be able to even pretend to engage with the job or the appearance of the job these next 2.5 months
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
This is bound to be the weirdest lame duck period in US history
He is gonna golf and ragetweet 94/7.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
He will leave it in a carHe will leave it in a jar
― Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
he's going to rage and golftweet
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
I DO NOT HAVE A HANDICAP I AM NOT A SCRATCH GOLFER
No perp-walked by at least one police force?
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
poop-walked
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
i think he'll be spending most of the lame duck period at mar a lago and bedminster
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
he's not going to help prepare for the transition
Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
xp Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...
― Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice
― epistantophus, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
it's funny what a lunatic he is
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
poor chap he must be cacking himself even more than usual now that he knows he doesn't have an undeserved role to hide behind when his creditors come to call.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
yeah i know. he might have to move in with ivanka and jared.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
separate cells surely?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Now that he's toast I can fully appreciate his hilariousness. Rudy G today likewise.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.
― scampo-phenique (WmC), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
Or just turn his face into a butt
Always has been.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson
Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Hurry up
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:00 (three years ago) link
GOT OUT
― Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link
with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link
still time for him to cover himself in his own feces
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link
It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link
Still time for novichok.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (three years ago) link
misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
it's sad, he was a defecator
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
he is back in mar a lago now for good right
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link
For good!
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
or bedminister. i like him far away.
or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again
Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link
he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.
― treeship., Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link
It's not for youNew YorkNew York
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
Still time for the percolator.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link
Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:
https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link
Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 9 July 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
How will Trump leave prison
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:34 (eight months ago) link
in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 August 2023 15:35 (eight months ago) link
Shawshank redemption by accident
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:01 (eight months ago) link
I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.
― clemenza, Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:09 (eight months ago) link
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (eight months ago) link
that’s how he’d have wanted it
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:39 (eight months ago) link
Bag of piss is his codename in Russia
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:40 (eight months ago) link
Mark get out I'm piss
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 23:59 (eight months ago) link