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they do exist all over the U.S., not in desert areas afaik. not as recognizable/known as poison ivy. i got stung by it not knowing what it was when i was doing similar, touching unfamiliar plants on a roadside like an idiot.

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

xpost Yeah, I learned not too long ago that poison ivy is primarily a North American phenomenon.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

Seems nettles were introduced to North America. I'm not sure if that was deliberate or not.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

You can make booze from them I suppose.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

Oh, here's a late-in-life poison ivy thing I learned a few years back: the plants can still give you a rash in the fall/winter, even after they've lost their leaves and are hard to recognize!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

watch out for the hairy vines

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Now I’m terrified of poison ivy. Nettle rash is quite tame by comparison, passing very quickly.

Alba, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Just reading up on 'yinz' which is, of course, exactly the same as the 'youse' I grew up with.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

... the lack of an equivalent term being a major deficiency in standard English.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

The refusal of standard English to bend on this point is so stupid. Like, there are people who trot out all sorts of stupid rules that are supposedly about being precise (less/fewer etc) yet balk at the idea of actually using a second personal plural that would actually avoid real-world ambiguity. Though: a) there’s probably more ambiguity created by the use of you to mean one (“No, not you you, I just mean people”) b) I’m a fine one to talk as it’d be too cringe if I started saying youse or y’all.

Alba, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

I've been using y'all for my entire life, throughout uni and grad school, and continue to use it when I teach. Standard English is for shit.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

Also, nettle tea is tasty. Doesn't grow below about 4500' from my recollection, we used to collect it when I lived at around 4000'.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

I heard that there was a native American tradition of whipping yourself with stinging nettles to help keep you going when you were running.

Also read Ecological Imperialism which talks about how any human travel had the tendency to take unconscious passengers with them both flora and fauna. Usually as seeds or vermin. Certainly in the early European incursions to the Americas but the author talked about much earlier travel too.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

don't get me started on the bad and hated tree of heaven

superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

Now fireflies, those are things you generally don't see how west (I learned late in life). Also something of a novelty to my Aussie family.


any more of a novelty than they are to kids who live in similar population density in the US? there are a couple dozen species of fireflies in Australia, though some may have been wiped out in the bushfires this year

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

okay, well clearly i'm wrong. or my b.o.l. has lived a particularly sheltered existence

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

xpost I can't say. There are fireflies all over the place here and everywhere I've lived in the US.

... the lack of an equivalent term being a major deficiency in standard English.

Just wait until you dive into "jawn."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

in Australia I've not seen fireflies in cities or suburban front yards, only in woods & by creeks (and in caves, for glow worms).

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

Never saw fireflies in California, Josh. When this Philly jawn returned home to his roots, he was delighted to have them back in his life.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

I caught a few webinars on light pollution a few weeks ago and one thing they were bewailing was the end of the firefly as a partial result of excess light being in the habitats they used to frequent.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

Fireflies routinely appeared in my inner-suburban front yard as a child on the US east coast, I have never seen a firefly in Seattle I don’t think.

is right unfortunately (silby), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

East coast has poison ivy and fireflies

West coast has poison oak and wildfires

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

I was surprised by how many fireflies I saw this summer. Usually there are a handful of nights each summer where I see 8-10 fireflies buzzing around our yard, but this summer it was essentially every night for weeks on end.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

Yeah, as a little kid I lived in California and don't remember the fireflies there. Just looking it up now, apparently there are in fact fireflies west of the Mississippi, and specifically on the west coast, they just have a very very dim glow and are hard to see.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

When I was a child in Missouri there were fireflies. Not sure the range. I do know that my Oregonian friends were amazed and delighted upon visiting and seeing them for the first time.

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

TIL that europe has decided to stick to daylight savings time, so next year the clocks will spring forward in march but won't fall back in the autumn

however, whether the uk does this is another matter, given that we've left the eu. but the gov website, modified yesterday, suggests that we'll continue for the next 3 years at least.

https://www.gov.uk/when-do-the-clocks-change

(without DSL it'll start getting light at 3:30am in london. but sticking on DSL will mean that greenwich isn't on greenwich mean time...)

koogs, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

wait what

kinder, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

ah, ok, there is some element of choice:

https://www.lbc.co.uk/politics/the-news-explained/daylight-saving-time-greenwich-mean-clocks-back-hour-forward/

"Is this the last time the clocks go back?

On March 26, 2019, the European Parliament voted to stop changing the clocks in the EU.

As a result, the clock change in March 2021 will be the last one for EU countries that decide to permanently keep their summer time.

Member states that prefer to keep their standard time will change the clocks for the last time in October 2021."

so some will stick on summer time and some will stick on non-summertime but it sounds like they'll all stick with one or the other and ditch the clock changing from then on.

koogs, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

lol whut

so you might have spain on one, and france on the other? no way

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

Spain shouldn't really be on the same time zone as France but that's another matter

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

yeah i guess it's no more arbitrary than the UK being an hour different from spain

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Franco changed Spain from GMT to Central European Time in 1940 and it was never changed back. I suppose France is in the same boat there - in terms of difference between clock time and solar time - and should maybe also be using GMT also.

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

so you might have spain on one, and france on the other? no way

you might have forgotten the US and Canada's melange of timezones, but let me introduce you to Australia, which in summer has six different time zones, one of which is half an hour off from its neighbours, one state which never goes onto DST, one territory that also never does, and a weird pocket within one state that is forty-five minutes off the hour

@oneposter (💹) (sic), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

Let us not speak of Indiana

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

My terrible idea: set the whole world to a single time zone and it's either dark at 2pm or it isn't dealwithit.gif

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

I've had this idea before. universal time. it's the same time everywhere all the time and you just get used to what time it is where you are. so you're like 'damn I'm up late, it's 4pm" and you're just used to it

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

Swatch tried that in 1998, without overwhelming success. It may not have helped that they made it decimal and called it "Internet Time".

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

That scene in the TZ episode "To Serve Man" when the reporter (I think) is on the ship and he demands "What time is it on earth?" will finally make sense.

nickn, Thursday, 19 November 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

GMT still works!

pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

"In an oral history, Fred Silverman said he landed on the name Scooby-Doo after hearing Frank Sinatra singing the familiar riff from his 1966 hit “Strangers in the Night.”: do-be-do-be-do."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

Strangers in the night, where are you?
We've got some glances to exchange now

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

That Nick Gilder and Bryan Adams were in a band together?!?

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link

Oh weird, I just noticed the Scooby-Doo trivia a few posts up, which harkens back to my recent discovery that this song pre-dates the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdbI7fuE_x0

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 06:34 (three years ago) link

W.E.B du Bois had a more unsung brother called Schubert so Webby doo bwa hada brother who close friends called Shooby doo bwa.
LIttle known fact like

Stevolende, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 09:40 (three years ago) link

Melanie Griffith was married to Antonio Banderas, and *twice* to Don Johnson, and Dakota Johnson is their kid! Anyone following basic tabloid news would know this but these four celebrities have never been filed anywhere near each other in my brain. I did at least know Griffith was Tippi Hedren's daughter, thanks to Roar.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

Are you inside my brain? I went looking up Melanie Griffith's family the day before yesterday (couldn't remember which out of her and Goldie Hawn had which parents/children)

kinder, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

melanie griffith, mauled by a lion because her mom was crazy.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

Now I’m terrified of poison ivy. Nettle rash is quite tame by comparison, passing very quickly.

This is true, but don't go groping random plants on a walk in the UK either, because giant hogweed can fuck you up. https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2019/06/giant-hogweed-facts/

(It grows along the riverbanks here and gets pretty tall and close to the path in summer, as do the nettles - though looking at the above page I'm wondering if the stuff I've seen might be common hogweed and not giant after all, but I'm still going to try not to touch it)

scampus unrest (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

Turn and run
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal their power is growing
Stamp them out
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odor
They are invincible
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

wow, kinder! freaky. my partner and i just watched Something Wild and i looked up her Wiki.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link


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