aka how to tell the difference between Catholics and Protestants.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
I love it when a generic link like that gets posted because I know I'm about to go "Nice enough house. Kinda generic. Lot of work put into the driveway. Wonder why Spottie –– *needle scratch* –– Oh."
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/TBy8ehC.png
"Did you remember to photoshop the bird into the screen? No? Oh God, no one's going to notice the rest of the room because they're going to be looking at that dark television monitor!"
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
yah the bird on the screen lol. the bathroom with the rocky sink / toilet base was particularly egregious.
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
i actually checked this house out when it was for sale a couple years back:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7741-W-John-Cabot-Rd-Glendale-AZ-85308/8098314_zpid/?
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
previous owner seen herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33izVlIOgnQ
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
OH Man! I see what you're talking about. What were they thinking?
https://i.imgur.com/nNsZjTL.png
Wait, why's forks posting that?
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
Ha, that HDR bullshit makes me feel like I’m having a migraine, but somehow is in perfect sympatico with the heavily-larded, mo-money-mo-decor aesthetic of these places.
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
pplains did you see the rest of the pictures in that zillow link i posted?
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Dazzle ship
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/72ab75eb4e7b311ce50dbf5fad6bbca1-cc_ft_576.jpg
― a certain derecho (brownie), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
it looks like there's a paper-thin marble wall and a passageway behind it
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
the thought of being hungover in that bathroom is now my worst nightmare
― a certain derecho (brownie), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
(I did, but an unphotoshopped flatscreen monitor really made want to smash!)
― pplains, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link
https://www.har.com/homedetail/300-noble-ave-fort-worth-tx-76140/6317160
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
*goes to Versailles once*
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 22 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
heart-shaped tub
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
Or is it a heart-shaped sink? Either way wft
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
The whiplash between the boring texas suburb exterior and the interior is just whoa
hmm maybe it is a sink but why is the faucet not against the wall?
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
not a real estate listing but i stumbled across this (don't ask me how)
https://www.google.com/maps/@48.3729215,14.0280896,3a,75y,214.49h,73.31t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya181.1-ro-0-fo100!7i7680!8i3840
and it's pretty bonkers
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 November 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
i guess people just upload pictures of, like, their house to google maps? idk
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 November 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link
pplains one is a baby trump starter house
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
xp looks like it's a furniture maker so that might be their showroom and not an actual residence
― ciderpress, Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link
the only interior photobubbles in my neighborhood are the shared facilities of a condo complex, boring
― ciderpress, Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
just got distracted from doing work, woke out of my trance and found i was watching barndominium videos again, i think i need a barndo
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link
lol
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
I want a barndo.I want a barndo.
I want all of that old shitLike letters and soda signs.
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
A large part of me wanted to like this house as a piece of interesting art/design, but it turns out I just hate it.
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0963/b357/6565/bb00/00e7/slideshow/stairway_house29_daici_ano.jpg
https://www.archdaily.com/936995/stairway-house-nendo
― emil.y, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
i find that house very stressful
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
can't stop laughing at that house
― ciderpress, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
I would definitely hurt myself in that house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Minecraft school of architecture
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
house like one of those bad dreams where you are naked
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
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― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link
wait humans can't actually walk through glass seems like a problem
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link
love too put plants on stairs
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
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This is just an invitation to peepers.
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/028a/b357/6539/2100/012f/slideshow/stairway_house01_daici_ano.jpg?1586102891
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
I'm sold.
https://i.imgur.com/6OHwENz.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
imagine having an ego so huge that it just completely destroys your desire, nay, your ability to enjoy common, simple pleasures.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
i feel like stairs-into-glass-wall house and barndos are closer in spirit than one might suppose
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
NO
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link
map could be on to something here.
https://i.imgur.com/EfpTFf8.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
I'd watch videos about planning and building the perfect stairway house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
a barndo of one's own
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
polyg compound edition
https://www.trulia.com/p/ut/hurricane/985-w-utah-ave-hurricane-ut-84737--2141292585
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
jfc just build an apartment bldg
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
amazing! get 40 people together and you've got a $200 a month mortgage!
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Did this belong to one of those couples who adopt like, thirty kids?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
(nothing against adoption obviously! just it feels like this odd mix of "domestic space" and "letting people have their own adult space" and "we need room in the kitchen for 15 people to circulate" etc.)
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link