imo dril didn't RIP when tapper did that, he ascended a la Elijah
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
for the rec, i wasnt commenting on dril being over, just the corncob meme
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link
these damn millenials pic.twitter.com/HlPe4J9GRx— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) January 2, 2018
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
I wonder if the corncob meme exists outside of dril, like it became so common people just know it from second hand references
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link
*gangster bugs bunny t-shirt* i am NOT being owned.
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
rubbernecking these deranged lunatics is really the only good thing left about twitter
― k3vin k., Saturday, 19 December 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
A locked room full of white leftist men with their mouths taped shut and they listen to me lecture them for two hours while I eat pizza. They are starving and haven’t eaten in three days https://t.co/S31dSLfqnY— Kelly (@kellyvhalen) December 21, 2020
getting sucked into this genre
― k3vin k., Saturday, 26 December 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
no kink shaming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link
oh I must have forgotten to link from that first post last week
One of the most stunning exchanges I've ever seen on here, branching out into multiple, simultaneous threads, quote tweets, etc. Can't capture it all, but here are some of the main branches. Politics twitter has nothing on engineering twitter. If you've got a few min, be amazed. pic.twitter.com/JZVZoCw3zX— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) December 19, 2020
― k3vin k., Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
this comic is a clever allusion to the Republican party’s block of a $2000 direct payment proposal by congressional Democrats. if you don’t see it it’s because it’s very subtle https://t.co/GqEHZAAE19— Zoomcock Archivist 🌋 (@canderaid) December 26, 2020
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
twitter as posted by this^ asshole? no thanks
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link
seriously why are you back here, literally everyone hates you. go away!
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link
Boo hoo hoo
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:35 (three years ago) link
literally everyone hates you
geez, you sure do hate on the slightest provocation. but don't drag 'literally everyone' into this, because I think I'm literally someone and I haven't found any compelling reason to hate BDA.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
you two choads absolutely deserve each other
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link
merry christmas, map!
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link
"If you love each other so much, why don't you get married, huh?"
-- map, aged 10 --
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:07 (three years ago) link
is this gabbneb
― ✖, Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link
'Big" Don is not gab-nebbish enough to be a gabbneb visitation. He hasn't displayed any distinctive hallmarks of Mr. I Went to a More Prestigious University Than Thou. He's just a more centrist and conventional liberal than ilx is used to seeing show up around here. He's still to the left of Dandy Don Wiener, in terms of placement on the spectrum. ILX has just become less tolerant, more reflexive, and more dismissive than it used to be.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link
a fun new twitter development is lefties with a few thousand followers thinking that they’re better at comedy than mike schur
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
heavens
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 December 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
i said it was fun
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 December 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
wish i could opt out of people retweeting themselves (and still see when they retweet others)
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Maybe Big Don is the final evolution of Dandy Don. Either way I don't hate either of them though you'd think I would.
― akm, Monday, 28 December 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
lol who rt theirself, i've only seen that a few times
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
TS: People who retweet themselves vs. people who excelsior themselves
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
dandy don usually lays back a little bit more in my experience.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
who is this Don Winslow character and why doesn't he get a life instead of making these elaborate anti Trump videos that chumps like John Cusack insist on retweeting everywhere
― akm, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link
oh I answered the question myself, he is a crime novelist. he should still get a life.
― akm, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link
dandydonweiner wouldn’t be so thirsty for centrist Democrats
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
Bunch of blue checks shitting on the doctor because a 6 hour drive isn't sufficiently impressive for some reason https://t.co/5xW0dGEnG7— eliots_tweets (@eliots_tweets) December 31, 2020
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
Lmao
ever wondered how jordan uhl and ken klippenstein maintain incredibly smooth skin and improbably high follow counts? its a simple routine. every friday they meet up, and piss on each others faces for 1 hour— Zoomcock Archivist 🌋 (@canderaid) January 1, 2021
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Friday, 1 January 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link
I don't have a Twitter account and only read the tweets that get posted to this here borad, but I've been wondering about their moderation policy lately and I'm not sure I get why, say, Varg Vikernes can get away with saying, well, exactly what you'd expect (we talked about this a bit in the apposite ILM thread).
Similarly, why are this tweet and the ensuing replies deemed acceptable? Would I get banned if I retorted 'fuck you and your little racist isle?'
The Romanian benefits train will now have to wait 5 years to claim ££ if it stops in Brexit Britain. This is the first day for almost 30 years where the UK is no longer a 'soft touch' for welfare tourism.— Rob Boyd, Esq. (@AvonandsomerRob) January 1, 2021
And I'm aware that this is nothing compared to the heinous shit other minorities have to put up with.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 January 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link
You can dig and dig into the accounts of these people and they people they follow and you just never reach the bottom. It’s like a mirror universe full of the most awful people congratulating themselves and abusing emojis. Fucking Twitter, fuck the people behind those accounts. Have reported them all for you, for what little it will do.
― stet, Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link
Twitter would be dead if they actually enforced their own guidelines. I reported an account with a handle that outright denied the Holocaust (and was full of imagery you’d expect) several times, it took more than a year before I finally got a report saying that it had been actioned. It’s a fucking cesspool, reported the cunt too fwiw
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
they seem to be quite fast at cracking down on harmless lefty shitposter parody accounts and such like going by the number of them that get banned or their use restricted on a weekly basis, but neo-fascists can often let hundreds of flowers bloom before any action is taken against them. I sometimes wonder if some of these accounts are GCHQ bots tbh.
― calzino, Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link
Thank you, stet & gyac (& jfc, re: that Holocaust denier account – it's even worse than I thought).
xp and those same neo-fascists bitch about 'cancel culture' unscathed.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link
lol I love that the president got caught on tape asking someone to falsify an election and we’re out here like BEAN DAD. SHORT WOMEN.— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) January 3, 2021
― k3vin k., Monday, 4 January 2021 02:15 (three years ago) link
i took a break for 4 days, it was so nice to not know what anyone on there was yammering about. not going to look up whatever bean woman or w/e means because really who the fuck cares?
― ffolkes (map), Monday, 4 January 2021 02:46 (three years ago) link
I love slugs like this:
bean-dad-deletes-twitter-account-anti-semitic-homophobic-tweets-resurface/amp/
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 4 January 2021 02:51 (three years ago) link
thats what i call news baby
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link
can someone link to a tweet compiling the bean dad thing? I missed it and am bummed I don’t know the deets
short women seemed like your typical reach that backfired from a woke clout-chaser you see every so often, she was smart enough to lock her account after things got heated at least
― k3vin k., Monday, 4 January 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link
bean tried to laugh it all off until they found his racist tweets lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
Runner bean now
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:16 (three years ago) link
anyone with even slight edgelord tendencies who has any sort of public profile should really set their tweets to auto delete how many examples must be made
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:20 (three years ago) link
― k3vin k., Sunday, January 3, 2021 9:57 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
i think most of the tweets are in this video lol
Bean_Dad.mp4 pic.twitter.com/Ng0Bdd4g3l— Isaac (@GalaxyPeaBrain) January 4, 2021
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link
his daughter wanted food and he suggested she open a can of baked beans, but she didn’t know how. he browbeat her to try to make her think scientifically about the workings of a can opener, but she was hungry and frustrated and got angry
― Dan S, Monday, 4 January 2021 03:31 (three years ago) link
The daughter it should be noted is 24
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link
not only that, she was distracting him from his hobby of tweeting about the deplorable alliance between gays and jews
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link
She was actually 9 and he let her go hungry for six hours without helping her. Because god forbid he moved away from his jigsaw puzzle for thirty seconds and actually teach her.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 4 January 2021 03:37 (three years ago) link