outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

ah, https://flucamp.com/

"Take part in a FluCamp study and be compensated for your time!

Viruses affect our immune systems in a variety of ways – some of which we don’t yet understand. Clinical studies are effective in researching how the body behaves when it encounters viruses, such as the common cold; both in healthy people, and those who suffer from conditions like asthma. Having a better understanding allows us to work out more effective and efficient treatments – and eventually even eradicate some of the most common viral illnesses altogether."

from £100 a day, 11-14 days. but you might die. 8)

i know no one wants to hear this, but: when you have 7+ billion people and we all require a cocktail of vaccines every year to preemptively guard against varieties of biological enemies across the world that we may come in to contact with, then we have way too many fucking people on the earth. "gaia theory" is not something i have ever taken seriously at all, but there is something to the idea that the giant thing that we all live on is actively trying to ward us off

it's not the fact that we have vaccines, or that we're taking pre-emptive steps to protect ourselves against things that are hurting us. medicine has been a thing for a long time. it's more like the lengths that we've gone to, at this point. we are allergic to our own environment now

I'd say it's more accurate to observe that the vaccine cocktail is part of what made the 7 billion pop happen in the first place

always have been karl, we’re just getting (slightly) better at dealing with it (in some respects). this is good!

xpost right

got it - more people is better

i know that's not what you mean, sorry.

Silby otm but also

then we have way too many fucking people on the earth.

i was definitely suggesting eugenics as a strategy

runs in the family

so the key is for humanity to multiply as quickly as possible, to build up greater gene diversity so that when the 99.8% virus comes, more of us will survive

I wasn’t saying you were. It was a bit of a leap because these arguments always end up arguing that (unspecified) populations need to be smaller, and there are always bad faith actors happy to leap in to push that agenda. Just getting in ahead of that argument.

the key is for humans to start emulating the virus

i didn't suggest eugenics, but if i would have kept going, i would have gone there. so you just went ahead a little bit to meet me there. hi!

and if i didn't suggest it, someone else would have.

(interestingly, this is true, but only in a context like the present, where there are way too many humans around so that it's eventually inevitable that someone will say something catastrophically dumb)

if there were only 10 people on the planet, maybe there would be a day that wasn't fucking terrible because there would be a chance that none of them would talk to each other

I don’t follow how covid or flu is evidence that the human population is too high (or too low).

it's just right

Earth 2020: goldilocks

i'll take my dumb guy saying dumb things offline

fuck this perfect world

The best of all possible worlds, apparently.

I have no opinion on whether the population is too high or too low or what. I just don’t follow how flu and covid are relevant to that question.

MOTHER EARTH IS TIRED OF OUR SHIT is what i think km is trying to say

but frankly i think mother earth has better things to do than worry about us. we’re a blip

- bob marley

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/RaggettBrain.jpg

got it - more people is better

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 4:44 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this quickly becomes a complicated and woo-woo topic but i do tend to think that ecosystems are intelligent, that we over-estimate our ability to thrive on earth when our raw numbers are so swollen, that we aren't that different from deer, that we need predators (of us) in order for the ecosystem we live in to sustain itself, that death needs to be in balance with life, etc. i.e. you aren't the only one who thinks along these lines, karl, and it's frustrating and honestly a little bit shallow when people shout 'eugenecist' at you for expressing something like 'there are too many people.' like i don't actually think mass killing is bad but i sure think we can put a lot more effort into making birth control easy and convenient for both men and women!

i see you guys are having a moment

now that’s what i was trying to say!! thank you james redd

err.. "i don't actually think mass killing is good" lol

Lol, no problem, Tracer.

sure map, sure

Too late, the Freudian slip hath spoken.

2xp

lol not even gonna put up that much of a fight about it

I have no opinion on whether the population is too high or too low or what.

There's an emotionally-appealing (ie, "it sounds right") argument that the increase in population has increased the number of pandemic-style viruses insofar as there is a larger, more varied population on Earth for viruses to mutate within, giving more space for multiple viruses to mutate concurrently and increasing/accelerating the likelihood that one of them will be pandemic-worthy.

We come from Mother Nature so everything we do is perfectly natural, including matricide.

my feeling is "humans are inherently bad and shouldn't exist but since we're here and can all feel pain, let's try to minimize extinction level events...unless they're funny"

the Fleshlight Massacre of 2021 will be here for you, Neanderthal

It isn't that there are too many humans on earth but rather that there are too many humans on earth living the way that humans do. The same would be true if, for example, there were a particular species of turtle that spent all of its time emptying aerosol cans into the morning air.

But I fear that we may be straying from the topic at hand.

Turtle waxing nest pas

a particular species of turtle that spent all of its time emptying aerosol cans into the morning air

this is one of the strangest euphemisms for "mitch mcconnell" that i've read, but i agree

i meant to add a fart joke in there, but whatever

the last hour of posts here really feel like oldskool ilx, right to the bit where I come in and contribute nothing but an uninteresting illegible and possibly false point.

Needs more Jay-Z/Nas beef discussion

I see I didn't even have to say anything to be here.

;)

oldskool ilx is returning, we are the virus

*grabs throat, unable to speak*