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i didn't suggest eugenics, but if i would have kept going, i would have gone there. so you just went ahead a little bit to meet me there. hi!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

and if i didn't suggest it, someone else would have.

(interestingly, this is true, but only in a context like the present, where there are way too many humans around so that it's eventually inevitable that someone will say something catastrophically dumb)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

if there were only 10 people on the planet, maybe there would be a day that wasn't fucking terrible because there would be a chance that none of them would talk to each other

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

I don’t follow how covid or flu is evidence that the human population is too high (or too low).

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

it's just right

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Earth 2020: goldilocks

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

i'll take my dumb guy saying dumb things offline

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

fuck this perfect world

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

The best of all possible worlds, apparently.

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

I have no opinion on whether the population is too high or too low or what. I just don’t follow how flu and covid are relevant to that question.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

MOTHER EARTH IS TIRED OF OUR SHIT is what i think km is trying to say

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

but frankly i think mother earth has better things to do than worry about us. we’re a blip

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

- bob marley

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

got it - more people is better

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 4:44 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this quickly becomes a complicated and woo-woo topic but i do tend to think that ecosystems are intelligent, that we over-estimate our ability to thrive on earth when our raw numbers are so swollen, that we aren't that different from deer, that we need predators (of us) in order for the ecosystem we live in to sustain itself, that death needs to be in balance with life, etc. i.e. you aren't the only one who thinks along these lines, karl, and it's frustrating and honestly a little bit shallow when people shout 'eugenecist' at you for expressing something like 'there are too many people.' like i don't actually think mass killing is bad but i sure think we can put a lot more effort into making birth control easy and convenient for both men and women!

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

i see you guys are having a moment

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

now that’s what i was trying to say!! thank you james redd

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

err.. "i don't actually think mass killing is good" lol

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Lol, no problem, Tracer.

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

sure map, sure

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

Too late, the Freudian slip hath spoken.

2xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

lol not even gonna put up that much of a fight about it

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

I have no opinion on whether the population is too high or too low or what.

There's an emotionally-appealing (ie, "it sounds right") argument that the increase in population has increased the number of pandemic-style viruses insofar as there is a larger, more varied population on Earth for viruses to mutate within, giving more space for multiple viruses to mutate concurrently and increasing/accelerating the likelihood that one of them will be pandemic-worthy.

DJP, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

We come from Mother Nature so everything we do is perfectly natural, including matricide.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

my feeling is "humans are inherently bad and shouldn't exist but since we're here and can all feel pain, let's try to minimize extinction level events...unless they're funny"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

the Fleshlight Massacre of 2021 will be here for you, Neanderthal

DJP, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

It isn't that there are too many humans on earth but rather that there are too many humans on earth living the way that humans do. The same would be true if, for example, there were a particular species of turtle that spent all of its time emptying aerosol cans into the morning air.

But I fear that we may be straying from the topic at hand.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

Turtle waxing nest pas

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

a particular species of turtle that spent all of its time emptying aerosol cans into the morning air

this is one of the strangest euphemisms for "mitch mcconnell" that i've read, but i agree

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

i meant to add a fart joke in there, but whatever

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

the last hour of posts here really feel like oldskool ilx, right to the bit where I come in and contribute nothing but an uninteresting illegible and possibly false point.

Two Meter Peter (Ste), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link

Needs more Jay-Z/Nas beef discussion

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

I see I didn't even have to say anything to be here.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

;)

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

oldskool ilx is returning, we are the virus

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

*grabs throat, unable to speak*

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/12/eu-throws-shade-as-uk-approves-covid-19-vaccine-after-10-day-review/

Others in the EU were more even more direct in their criticism of the UK’s approval.

β€œI consider this decision to be problematic and recommend that EU Member States do not repeat the process in the same way,” EU Parliament Member Peter Liese said, according to Reuters. β€œA few weeks of thorough examination by the European Medicines Agency is better than a hasty emergency marketing authorization of a vaccine,” Liese added.

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Good thing Europe has borders, o wait

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

I think that's been provoked by the implication that the UK has Brexit to thank for the rapid authorization of the vaccine.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

Brexitfest 2021, syringes, blue passports and bunting for all

it's gonna be our year guys

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

These are iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end of life visits by a palliative care doc I know. Jesus. pic.twitter.com/lIgbg0FhaL

— i cant drive, n95 (@roto_tudor) December 3, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

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Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

xp... and a 9/11 Memorial-style Covid 19 memorial park that will be a forest of blank iPads on stands

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

sorry that's pretty fucking dark, I preemptively denounce myself

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

Kinda hit me hard that as I keep forgetting it's not just infected covid folk that are dying alone staring at screens. No-one gets family.

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

We're the best because we were first to accept this thing all the other countries made and tested.

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/1xvnfi.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

lol, that's a great cartoon

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link


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