The Nintendo Switch

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No video game will ever match the exhilaration I felt at 10 years old when I finally figured out how to reach the Tower of Hera in LttP

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

lttp is so good, they shd remake that one cute graphics

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

they should make new games imo

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

Says the guy with 50 games that already exist to play

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

only 1 of them is a remake!

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

Good point

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

really they should devote all their energy to making more super mario odyssey, just crank em out, dont stop

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

saw a thing w someone reading the tea leaves re nintendo hardware partners quarterly reports and whatnot and it seems like theyre prob coming out with an upgraded switch, but what was interesting was then they speculated that nintendo could keep the switch platform and just keep releasing yearly hardware and software upgrades like they do with phones rather than the whole new systems every x number of years as is standard in the video gaem world, and i think its a good idea!

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

I’ve been hoping they do that since I got my hands on one, they have the perfect device for that and they’re never going back to the performance race so why not

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

That sounds like a very un-Nintendo approach, & I have to admit I would miss them coming out with some new weird distinctive hardware idea every gen.

american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

i mean the device is still selling like hot cakes and building up a library of games forever seems good, and by the time youve reached the traditional new platform point in the cycle a lot of ppl will be ready to buy a second switch anyway cause their old one crapped out or you cant play the new games on it or its just better has 4k or whatever

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

They can do wacky ideas as accessories, and have done three already in the switch’s lifecycle: Labo (neat but didn’t set world on fire), Ring Fit (big success it seems), and now Mario Kart Live (tbd but I kind of want it lol)

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

Honestly if they would make more of the back catalogue available and do firmware updates, it’d be the perfect console. I’d spend money on decent ports of games I never got to play.

scampostiltskin (gyac), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

gotta think the opportunity to wipe out all the work and risk associated with making a new console is pretty tempting

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

Mario Kart Live looks so good. the hundo price tag seems worth it. but I'm reluctant to get it for our household because it almost seems too good. what can you show a 5 year old kid after they've seen that?

we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

gotta think the opportunity to wipe out all the work and risk associated with making a new console is pretty tempting


Don’t companies take a loss on consoles since forever

scampostiltskin (gyac), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

I thought Nintendo alone refused to

stet, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

The sheer excitement and hype for new consoles (particularly of THIS cycle in the middle of a pandemic!) can't be replicated

Nhex, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

Nintendo’s hardware isn’t a loss leader historically iirc

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

Xbox has already tentatively moved beyond the generational cycle. “Xbox series X” should’ve just been called “Xbox” and they are cowards for not doing this

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

thats another thing about keeping 1 platform is it gives you time to get the build cost down

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

Nintendo Ops must be a joy

we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

Xbox has already tentatively moved beyond the generational cycle. “Xbox series X” should’ve just been called “Xbox” and they are cowards for not doing this

― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, December 10, 2020 12:17 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is it the same OS

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

yeah

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

i do wonder if the ps5 won't be the last BIG NEXT GEN BOX
they certainly went all in

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

they should just do switch 2, 3, etc so it's easy to message which ones a game runs on ("switch 2 or higher") rather than some Switch Pro or New 3DS shit. I'm expecting the latter though

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

i continue to think the upgrades are likely to be peripherals moreso than systems in the years to come: haptic feedback gloves, HUD glasses, jawpieces that allow for silent typing, improved VR, cocksocks and whatnot

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

preorder Mario Apocalypse and get a free branded green pipe cocksock

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

PlayStation kind of “owns” calling things 2 or whatever but yeah just put the number really small in the corner of the console and deemphasize it maybe.

Or call it Switch Plus, then Switch +2 later on, give it an version number but with some cute on the side idk

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

is it the same OS

― lag∞n, Thursday, December 10, 2020 12:26 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah

― ciderpress, Thursday, December 10, 2020 12:29 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

interesting

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

actually thats not quite true, they made a new OS but they pushed it to the previous gen boxes too

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

ah

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

Microsoft likes to make a new OS ime

we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

xbot xp enterprise

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

Microsoft’s gaming strategy def moving towards “we want you to play our great content wherever you are but it’s best on Xbox, also wouldn’t you like to pay us $120 a year for gamepass”, they didn’t even force Halo out the door this year to sell the console with. They acquired a lot of studios in the last several years and they’re not going to be publishing only Xbox exclusives

Nintendo is Nintendo, basically doing their own thing on their own schedule and now that they have a four-quadrant hit of a device and their first party games are shipping to good reviews without being rushed and selling on an evergreen basis and they have only one platform to fill the calendar for they can keep humming indefinitely if they don’t decide to replace the switch with, like, a plush Yoshi with a screen for eyes and motion controls in the arms.

Sony is the only platform incumbent left in the dynamic (one might say they won) that was established in the Xbox/PS2/GameCube generation, Xbox acts like they are but I really think it’s a smokescreen.

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

sony seems to have basically punted japan for the PS5 so that changes the dynamic somewhat if the switch is the only viable console to develop games for in that country

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 December 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

Feel like I remember reading something about the PlayStation executive balance of power shifting pretty conclusively to Europe and NA.

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

thats fucked up what traitors

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 December 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

preorder Mario Apocalypse and get a free branded green pipe cocksock

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu)

but again, what are you going to show your five-year-old after that? it's kind of the endgame

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/P9YeM9d.png

ciderpress, Friday, 11 December 2020 05:01 (three years ago) link

nintendo getting hardcore there

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

damn

rip mario

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 December 2020 05:22 (three years ago) link

sephiroth has murdered mario

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 December 2020 05:22 (three years ago) link

I'm Mario and that's how my Smash Bros experience generally ends

octobeard, Friday, 11 December 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link

if i count up my smash bros. fights over the years, across platforms, all on friends systems since i never owned it, i think my cumulative record is

0 - 57

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 December 2020 06:01 (three years ago) link

"it's-a me!" but to the tune of aerith's theme

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Friday, 11 December 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link

i haven't played smash bros since the n64 — the newer games seem kinda dumb with the ten billion characters to choose from

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Friday, 11 December 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

sephiroth isn't even a nintendo character!!

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Friday, 11 December 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

sonic has been in smash bros since like 2008!

ciderpress, Friday, 11 December 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link


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