thread to dis hyped releases that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about

"The Archer" made my tracks list!

The Archer was about Vangelis.

I like better music than all of you, so there.

Thank goodness for this thread! I was starting to feel like the only one.

I liked Lover,, but I did not get the excitement about folklore at all, and for the most part I don't get evermore either.

I think Taylor is capable of writing a concise, effective lyric when she's working in the framework of a pop song - something like "22" or "Blank Space," - but I think folklore lets her give into all her worst impulses lyrically. She doesn't have to fit her lyrics into the shorter lines of a pop song, so she has complete freedom to torture all of her metaphors to death.

I think she's not bad at writing about herself, especially when she can bring herself to be self-critical, as she is on Lover. I really hate her "storytelling," most of which reminds me of YA romance novels and movies starring Reese Witherspoon.

My favorite Taylor song is "The Archer," for what it's worth.

*opens thread*

ctrl+f sault

*leaves thread*

I bitched about them a wee bit on the EOY lists thread. I don't think their music is actively bad or even not good, just way overhyped.

To me seeing critics go nuts for Taylor Swift is kind of like seeing foodies flip out for Hershey's Chocolate.

Touché.

And which artist is the gourmet Madagascar 73.5% dark chocolate in your analogy?

the rockist one

Taytay stans are def rockist.

my biggest gripe with taytay is the amount of instant attention she commands from absolutely fucking everyone on ilm, her music varies between good and utterly repulsively dead-eyed brand exercises but can't she release something and not have it be an Event ffs

anyway a good takedown of Sault would be more daring & interesting

and lol I guess there's a few artists who create ILM waves whenever they do anything tbf

taytay commands instant attention from all corners, idk why ilm would be different.

I fucking hate musicals with a passion (worst music ever imo, by a country mile) and I fucking loathe every Taytay song I've ever heard, so you're on to something.

― pomenitul, Friday, December 11, 2020 2:22 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

correlation is not causation!!!!

xxp was gonna say

Can't argue with that tbh.

Tbf I only said it merits further investigation.

i can’t stand (most) modern musical theater either, if that’s what we’re talking about when we say “musicals”

she has a lot more in common with dear evan hansen than rodgers & hammerstein

Sometimes I wish you'd just let the secret Brad hate flow itt. Mostly you're just defending artists from our primal scream therapy.

xp

there's just so much music to hear and greedy taytay has released two really long albums in a year that she knows all the pop critics and stans are going to spend the next 2 weeks listening to! o taytay why must you feed and feed and feed

yes this is unfortunately true xxp

cosign that I would read a proper Brad hatchet-job, although they don't seem to go too far beyond 'eh not my thing'. joooin usssss

tbh i think i've forgotten how to hate any kind of musical art and i prefer it this way

I think this was the year when I've felt the least need for pop music, defined broadly, especially contemporary pop, which I think means that I don't get every release that has been hyped.

my hate flows in other directions; talk to me about popular article writers sometime xp

tbh I bow to your enlightenment and hope one day to approximate it somehow. also lol fair

I liked a lot of music. I don't think most of it was particularly hyped, though.

i thought brad hated thundercat and his fart-joke jazz-funk

i definitely do not enjoy it

I'm afraid we won't get much more out of him.

Brad how do you feel about Louis Cole, I like his self-deprecatory masturbation-joke jazz-funk better.

but also i like got into phish this year. really unleashing any negative position i have toward music feels pointless bc i usually end up getting proven wrong or proving myself wrong

I like "You Enjoy Myself" a lot.

ha, i like thundercat (well, i liked everything before drunk) but louis cole is too much

brad has gotten too powerful tbh, they casually recommended me one song a few weeks ago and it might be my soty

Despite my love of this thread, there is very little music I genuinely hate except for, well, musicals (whether theatrical or cinematic) and Taytay. Oh, and The Microphones's latest album.

oh I quite liked that

there's v little I genuinely fully despise as well, I protest, except for Cigarettes After Sex

The line 'I checked themicropho✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ like once a week' threw me into a fit of irrevocable rage.

loool

the email-bleeping has made that at least 30% funnier imo

Agreed. It would also make that lyric 30% better if the bleeping were included in the delivery.

I viscerally loathe everything I've ever heard that was Microphones/Elverum related, absolutely Not For Me

Cigarettes After Sex I haven't heard because that band name gives me the visceral heebie jeebies

a slightly controversial but positive opinion is that elverum's public processing of bereavement and its aftermath has been maybe more interesting than the music that comes with it

Cigarettes After Sex are somehow much, much worse than the name implies

'Apocalypse' is a generically pretty song but dude sounds like a bona fide creep, which is not what I want from my dream poppy slowcore.

Young & Dumb is my go-to 'worst thing I've ever heard'