ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

The Empire is a distant memory but the Queen is still the head of state of Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

absolute fucking brainfart upthread where i somehow didn’t know, had forgotten, had decided it was somehow wrong that australia *is* a continent. did part of my brain think that was australasia rather than australia? who can say.

go to the bottom of the class and get beaten with sticks by the pinefox.

A continental landmass as opposed to a continent, I think? New sticks please.

labour 20 - 63 tories

kieth: "is this... winning ?"

Australia is a continent, Australasia/Oceania/etc is geopolitical bs. Europe is also a fake continent/racist endeavour

Keir is fundamentally just a low energy kind of guy

Old Zealandia is actually huge as fuck and would be way too hench to be a classified as a microcontinent, it's just that only a small island sized shard of it that still remains above the sea since it got submerged somewhere halfway between now and the cretaceous

It’s not letting me hyperlink but click ‘People’ on this thing ;-)

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/12945855?fbclid=IwAR0GAPciZC39TP7CSJL8UNPZsYoyIfZNJ_x6StWb_rUMkn6QfIS2AQu55FM

There’s an Eventbrite listing for the launch with Zara Sultana and Len McClusky among the speakers.

if they are having a whip round I'm not paying anything unless they are planning a bucket o' piss trap on Kieth's office door.

BREAKING: European Commission president to make a statement at 12.45 CET

— Tony Connelly (@tconnellyRTE) December 13, 2020

Brexit talks to continue, lol of course

they are obviously having such a good time they never want this party to finish!

It is the pantomime season after all.

There's going to be a deal and it's going to favour the EU, that seems pretty obvious to me?

Think it could be along the lines of a deal with Johnson boosting on how he has rescued it at the last minute. The optics will be bought by most ppl but the detail will be all the concessions to the EU.

But yeah it's all panto season with a PR exercise on how that makes the UK look good.

Meanwhile how many people are going to lose their jobs over winter?

Don't have the stats to hand but pretty sure the EU has been running rings round Tory governments for years.

Don't think that matters as the Tories have held onto their coalition all this time.

Ultimately it's consequences for a large enough section of the population that will decide what their polling will be.

Wasn't thinking in UK electoral terms, I meant the EU are just so much better at this sort of thing than Tories.

one observation during the unrelenting brexit tedium of the last few years was that part of joining the EU meant that a core competence for negotiating trade deals shifted from the UK into a central EU pool, for obvious and very good reasons. did mean we had no recent history, experience, or institutional knowledge of doing that for the purposes of brexit.

also, ofc and as you say, there are a lot of thick as pigshit tories, and even the ones who aren't thick are stupefied by ideology. as someone said of US politics recently, 'the gap between right-wing crazy brain worms shock jocks and the tip top intellectual echelon of the right is much much smaller than you might think.'

Just like the US the smart ones are starting to realise they’re fucked whatever they do, too.

*eyeballs*

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Are there any grounds for interpreting Johnson's comments as a deliberate reference to Kristallnacht besides his use of the phrase 'broken glass' and the fact that it relates to Germany?

— cancel couture (@MediocreDave) December 13, 2020

Corbyn announced his project with a placeholder URL featuring his own name rather than the name of the project and didn't also register the actual name, which now hosts a hostile parody site.

— cancel couture (@MediocreDave) December 13, 2020

c'mon jez ffs, that was a bit slack!

How will this go down in The Red Wall Keith.

LBC caller says her Millwall fan husband booed and her question is whether white people also have freedom of expression before they become a minority (!!!!). KS: “I don’t think it was right to boo.”

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) December 14, 2020

it's so much worse than the Sienna Rodgers summary, holy shit https://t.co/2l8sCcjUMu

— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐀 𝐏𝐇𝐏𝐁𝐁 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐌 🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽 (@TypingOfTheRed) December 14, 2020

there is a longer transcript here of our brave human rights lawyer just having a friendly chat with a replacement theory adherent with legit concerns that needed to be heard.

if he keeps a weekly open dialogue with her, without ever calling her a bigot then that's 1269 votes in Bishop Aukland in the bag!

What is this new Corbyn project about anyway? Felt ultra vague to me.

peace in our allotments

less bloodshed more woodshed

he has assembled a cadre of sympathetic gamers to go through cyberpunk 2077 with a fine tooth comb to identify glaring inaccuracies like this

C'mon @CyberpunkGame, of all the bugs, this is the worst! There may be some canon reason why German manhole covers are used in Night City. But, please, DIN B125 is only allowed approved for pedestrian walkways. On roads, it should be a Begu D400 to support the weight! pic.twitter.com/i3nl0bn0vF

— Wintermute (@ClipperChip) December 11, 2020

someone with such a broad knowledge of the manhole regs has always got a job waiting for him!

The line just before "look across to the middle east" involves bringing the political sphere into the football arena, which is quite a Day Today image.

(He actually did better than I feared here - the chances of him having a Gillian Duffy moment are and have always been 0.0%)

Gemma: "my husband was actually there... he joined in the booing. he has since been labelled as a racist... in the wake of organisations like BLM and other advocacy groups pushing what's best for their people, i just want to ask, should white people also start playing identity politics now before they become a minority themselves by 2066

JFC...I don't know what I prefer out of this being a genuine caller or some set up

Tfw you don't have any set of beliefs.

• My (limited) experience of live, call in radio suggests it can be a fairly chaotic experience, and as a non-professional, reacting in real time can be tricky. It's not to explain away what happened, just a caveat, one which holds for anyone. If you see that as bias, up to you.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) December 14, 2020

in fairness to kieth, as a guardian journalist I'm not interested in getting basic facts right

In fairness to Keir S, Nick Ferrari was talking over some of the caller, so he might not have heard all "indigenous people" stuff.

— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) December 14, 2020

How would you not just die of embarrassment after scraping the barrel that hard to defend someone ffs

This morning a member of the white supremacist group Patriotic Alternative called @LBC to tell Labour leader Keir Starmer that Millwall fans were right to boo BLM & white people were under threat. On Friday, we profiled this fascist group and its roots in antisemitic Nazism https://t.co/e87v2OJtKp

— voice.wales (@voice_wales) December 14, 2020

Oh Betty, Kieth has done a whoopsie on the carpet!

oh no surely this will turn Kieth's supporters against him

looking forward to the complete absence of allegedly centrist journos explaining why this was no biggie

No doubt one of his apologists will be reporting he was furious with LBC's lack of due diligence on their guests, which was definitely the first time they've given a platform to a neo-nazi on there.

Ah man, don't read the comments of that voice_wales tweet

Especially don't open the hidden comments

I'm feeling strong today, might take a peek

The extremely online fash sure have a way of seeming more numerous than they probably are

I've heard if you love the smell of fascism then sex-nazi Kieth is yer man!

NEW: Michel Barnier has told EU member states there has been some movement on the level playing field, and on dispute resolution, but that fisheries talks remain "very difficult" @rtenews understands. Sources say this could go through this week and beyond...

— Tony Connelly (@tconnellyRTE) December 14, 2020

As daft as fish is as a deal wrecker, it still makes more sense than these tory fucks wrangling over state intervention!