Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

H.L. Mencken would have been obsessed with Trump's rambling impromptu speeches.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link

June 2019:

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when viewing this photo of the 45th President of the United States? pic.twitter.com/6IyLIHj0IM

— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) December 16, 2020

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

srsly wtf nobody looks like that

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

this is not my beautiful house

frogbs, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

lol

The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

man the Goombahs look so much better in the special edition of Super Mario Bros movie

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

it's so hard to imagine trump reading a child a story

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

"Copyright One-thousand ninehundred eighty five, Har-court Brace Jovanovich"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link

twistin’ the night away

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

Is that really trump? It looks like Madame Tussaud's animatronic Andy Rooney.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

Classic.

Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018

xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link

could we please just let Donald rust peacefully elsewhere today?

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 25 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

People did for eight hours! Thanks for giving that video the love.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

i gate your mom some love last night

ffolkes (map), Friday, 25 December 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

America's most admired man

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-ends-obama-12-streak-180116763.html

Alba, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

Who is trying to get Americans 2k? Classic!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link

I don't actually care, but worth noting that the reason Trump finally won the "admired man" title this year is because liberals who have reflexively answered "Obama" for the past 12 years gave Biden a little love this time, thus splitting the vote.

jaymc, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

other liberal heroes like fauci in that list as well. once again trump benefits from vote-splitting

trans-panda express (m bison), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

Figures that the reality show star benefits from a reality show convention

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

4% voted for melania

seriously, what is admirable about her? she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

she's pretty and married rich

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

so admirable that those things that happened to her

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

Congrats to Alec Baldwin, his new wife will be great for him and a gem.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2012

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

truly the taco bowl of wives

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way

Disagree. Her "Christmas - that's when we sacrifice the peasants' children to the Ice God" decorations were the best thing about the Trump White House.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

Wishing I could put the lid back on the Pandora's Box full of 'people' that my fellow Americans admire.

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

Almost agree w/ unperson - they would have been, if she'd been public about how much she loathed Christmas.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Mourning a fellow poster today truly one of the greatest to ever log on RIP

— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

We lost Donald Trump's tweets about the Oscars. We lost his tweets about Robert Pattinson. We lost his tweet about how everybody needs to calm down because Ben Affleck will be a great Batman. Laugh and cheer all you want, but this is like the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

lolll

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

So many classics:

dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

RIP pic.twitter.com/kauVboaPYs

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

Lol

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

Not a patriot.

"The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

in memoriam, my all-time fav tweet: pic.twitter.com/4pWDCSxlj8

— rex (@oldredtree) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link

Someone's telling pokies

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/fNzZW8b3SV

— Lena (@banalplay) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

RIP to the only good poster

marg bar āmrikā (||||||||), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

"The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."

This is legit his funniest post by a good distance

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

Yeah that's the one I searched for

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

preserve this for posterity, it’s the gold standard

FYI this is the funniest letter Trump’s written, to date. He sent it to New York Magazine in 1992. I look forward to more. pic.twitter.com/CSSBHrhWlj

— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) January 9, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link

Poetry pic.twitter.com/D97E2ndhsg

— Tom James (@TACJ) January 9, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

Dud

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link

Dud. xyzzz is absolutely the poster who would post his "greatest hits" here though.

dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

I’ve been holding my tongue and trying to make up my mind these past five years but coming out of the woodwork to say I’m leaning towards dud.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Aww give him a chance

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

I feel like I just had a Baby!!!!

pic.twitter.com/DUSvWPzgt9

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) January 9, 2021

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 06:21 (three years ago) link

Dud. xyzzz is absolutely the poster who would post his "greatest hits" here though.

― dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Plenty of people posting these on the US Pol thread.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link


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