https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
H.L. Mencken would have been obsessed with Trump's rambling impromptu speeches.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
June 2019:
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when viewing this photo of the 45th President of the United States? pic.twitter.com/6IyLIHj0IM— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) December 16, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
srsly wtf nobody looks like that
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
this is not my beautiful house
― frogbs, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
lol
― The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
man the Goombahs look so much better in the special edition of Super Mario Bros movie
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
it's so hard to imagine trump reading a child a story
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
"Copyright One-thousand ninehundred eighty five, Har-court Brace Jovanovich"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
twistin’ the night away
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
Is that really trump? It looks like Madame Tussaud's animatronic Andy Rooney.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
Classic.
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link
could we please just let Donald rust peacefully elsewhere today?
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Friday, 25 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
People did for eight hours! Thanks for giving that video the love.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
i gate your mom some love last night
― ffolkes (map), Friday, 25 December 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
America's most admired man
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-ends-obama-12-streak-180116763.html
― Alba, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link
Who is trying to get Americans 2k? Classic!
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
I don't actually care, but worth noting that the reason Trump finally won the "admired man" title this year is because liberals who have reflexively answered "Obama" for the past 12 years gave Biden a little love this time, thus splitting the vote.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
other liberal heroes like fauci in that list as well. once again trump benefits from vote-splitting
― trans-panda express (m bison), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link
Figures that the reality show star benefits from a reality show convention
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
4% voted for melania
seriously, what is admirable about her? she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
she's pretty and married rich
― frogbs, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
so admirable that those things that happened to her
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link
Congrats to Alec Baldwin, his new wife will be great for him and a gem.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2012
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
truly the taco bowl of wives
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way
Disagree. Her "Christmas - that's when we sacrifice the peasants' children to the Ice God" decorations were the best thing about the Trump White House.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link
Wishing I could put the lid back on the Pandora's Box full of 'people' that my fellow Americans admire.
― Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
Almost agree w/ unperson - they would have been, if she'd been public about how much she loathed Christmas.
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
Mourning a fellow poster today truly one of the greatest to ever log on RIP— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link
We lost Donald Trump's tweets about the Oscars. We lost his tweets about Robert Pattinson. We lost his tweet about how everybody needs to calm down because Ben Affleck will be a great Batman. Laugh and cheer all you want, but this is like the burning of the Library of Alexandria.— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link
dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link
lolll
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link
So many classics:
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link
RIP pic.twitter.com/kauVboaPYs— Alex Press (@alexnpress) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link
Lol
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link
Not a patriot.
"The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link
in memoriam, my all-time fav tweet: pic.twitter.com/4pWDCSxlj8— rex (@oldredtree) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link
Someone's telling pokies
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/fNzZW8b3SV— Lena (@banalplay) January 8, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link
RIP to the only good poster
― marg bar āmrikā (||||||||), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link
This is legit his funniest post by a good distance
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link
Yeah that's the one I searched for
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link
preserve this for posterity, it’s the gold standard
FYI this is the funniest letter Trump’s written, to date. He sent it to New York Magazine in 1992. I look forward to more. pic.twitter.com/CSSBHrhWlj— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) January 9, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
Poetry pic.twitter.com/D97E2ndhsg— Tom James (@TACJ) January 9, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link
Dud
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link
Dud. xyzzz is absolutely the poster who would post his "greatest hits" here though.
― dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
I’ve been holding my tongue and trying to make up my mind these past five years but coming out of the woodwork to say I’m leaning towards dud.
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Aww give him a chance
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link
I feel like I just had a Baby!!!! pic.twitter.com/DUSvWPzgt9— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) January 9, 2021
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 06:21 (three years ago) link
― dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink
Plenty of people posting these on the US Pol thread.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link