start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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he’s just hounding you because that’s what bosses do. and when there’s a hiccup in the system he’s pushing responsibility down the ladder because that’s also what bosses do. sorry, i meant “empowering you to make decisions”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 December 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

this is why I kinda just make decisions whether I'm authorized to or not, most times. cos when I don't, they get kicked to me anyway!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

noticed the crisps i was looking forwards to were not vegetarian after buying them but before eating them, the worst time.

koogs, Friday, 18 December 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link

IA because it's not rational on my part to hate the innocuous sound of other people talking, RA for other reasons

my neighbors are a couple of older lesbian hippie-ish people. they have installed a very small hot tub on their very small deck. our houses are like 12 ft wide and the deck is about as deep, or less. they like to use it every morning while i am still asleep, or at night when i am trying to read. so i can hear them talk and my one neighbor, most of what she says and what i can hear is "yeah. yeahhh." she loves to say yeah! i can often hear her "yeah"ing through the walls of my house. in addition to someone playing bongos or her son singing bad 90s songs and playing guitar when he comes over. wednesday morning they were out and i *believe* they were playing the pure moods compilation from the 90s. the one that has enya on it and some other songs that they would like. i had orinoco flow in my head all day. but the worst is i think the hot tub has some kind of beeping alarm on it that they can't hear (old?) and i can? i want to not have neighbors i'm sorry i'm a bad person

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

they have one of these flags out front because they come from planet earth https://www.theflagshop.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/a/earth-flag-std.jpg

superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

Maybe they're Duran Duran fans

mother should I build the walmart (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 December 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

they deserve the looney tunes screwball flag

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6a/86/95/6a8695e5906ff64d07116d60c6a47b8d.jpg

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 December 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

defrosted fridge to hold xmas food.
Mainly just unplugged it and then cleaned out the body and freezr compartment. Just found out that the thermometer which i didn;t consciously touch got reset which was possibly not connected to defrosting process and may have been knocked at a different time.
I don't have a build up of ice in the freezer which could be down to the thing just being defrosted and the contents do seem to be pretty solid. But does that mean I should just throw out everything and be safe or ignore it and risk something in future.
Shit ex-pensive mistake possibly.

Stevolende, Thursday, 24 December 2020 12:16 (three years ago) link

went on Spectrum's chat app to say "hey I don't have NFL network, how would I go about adding it". 15 minutes and one transfer later, nobody can tell me. we have a 'legacy package' so they think I'm supposed to have the channel (and don't), but they're "not sure".

no, really, stop selling guys!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

i have no idea if that's true, this is my folks TV package that they ported back from the previous apt in the same complex that they moved into 5 years ago, so....I HAVE NO IDEA what the lineup is! website section where you can look at Channel Lineup pops an error.

come to find out, they don't know either

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

they just came back and told me NHL Network is not part of my plan.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

blame the egg nog

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

Management company not getting it together to have communal nin enclosure emptied before Xmas so it is overloaded like totally. I didn't even try to open the door this morning since I could see through the slatted door how high things were piling inside. Should be pretty obvious that Xmas is going to mean more rubbish generated than normal. I'm seeing boxes from gifts which I would have kept had that been me in the enclosure. Not sure when the place is going to be able to be emptied now, traditional emptying day is Friday so would be a problem can they keep that going for another 2 weeks?
We have a storm due today as well , high wind so wondering if all of that stuff is going to be left where it is anyway.
Idiots next door left teh street door unlocked overnight too.
Bah humbug

Stevolende, Saturday, 26 December 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link

bin enclosure

Stevolende, Saturday, 26 December 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link

How do single people organise fridges and freezers. I'm stuck with an undercounter fridge with small freezer copmpartment. Is that ever adequate for anybody who needs to cook at home. NOt sure how else to organise since i have shelving units in a lot of places.
BUT always left wanting to have more space in both compartments especially right now.
THink things might be more complicated still which is a pain.

Stevolende, Saturday, 26 December 2020 08:59 (three years ago) link

I hate that headphones never give any sign or warning before they die, they just... stop working. Seemingly at the most obnoxious time. Walked to the post office today and stood in line for forty-five minutes, listening to music the whole time with no issue. But, somehow, in the three minutes I was actually at the window checking out, I moved in exactly the right way, apparently, that the right channel just died, never to be revived.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

This is a really irrational one: my housemate has a playlist with most of Exile on Main Street on it, along with a bunch of other stuff by different artists. I love Exile on Main Street. A year and a half ago, before moving into this house, I would have said it was my favorite album. But I want to listen to my favorite album on my own schedule, and in the right order, and not too often, and when I have time to actually listen. I don't want to be constantly hearing it broken up and rearranged and used as background music while people are hanging out. And hearing it so much and in the wrong way is making me not want to listen to it at all anymore, which makes me sad and also (as per the thread title) irrationally angry.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link

That would kill it for me too tbh.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

a housemate in my student days had an LP of Yellow Submarine, it had a skip on All You Need Is Love where it sounded like they were chanting "love is over" - we did lots of drugs and waking up to this was not very good for my mental health. I was never a fan of the song, but it still seems malevolent to this day.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

Drag of setting up new tv when there's no manual included beyond a single sheet showing how to put screws in the stand.
& it's refusing to connect to Internet to download user agreement so won't set up everything properly.
So finding way to link to hdmi cable which carries signal is a chore.
Do people still use terrestrial tv channels anywhere. Priority was to try to set up channels which was what screen spent time saying.
Got it at least partially done now.
But would be a lot easier with a physical.manual included.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

- two irrational anger threads running at the same time

new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 04:56 (three years ago) link

Do people still use terrestrial tv channels anywhere. Priority was to try to set up channels which was what screen spent time saying.

yes, everywhere. vastly more concentrated viewing is still done of linear broadcasts than nearly every pick-and-choose online option.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 05:50 (three years ago) link

Typo on the last keystroke in a long search string, realized immediately upon hitting 'enter'. OH, COME OM!

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

ommawayk

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

facebook's way it gives you a list of suggestions of people or things any time you type any word of 3 letters or more, and moves the screen to accommodate said list making it very easy to link in a random person / organisation.

koogs, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

I blame Apple for the lack of instructions. The pro forma Quick Start guide is all I expect from any electronics these days, and while I can usually figure things out, since they're typically not much more elaborate than "plug in, turn on, that's all it takes!" if anything goes wrong it's hard to troubleshoot.

Over the summer we got these two cheap little red Ikea side tables to put drinks on by a firepit, and they each came with a 35 page instruction booklet that was essentially "wipe dry and store when not in use" in three dozen languages.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

when u mute someone in MS Teams cos they're unmuted, breathing heavily, have background sounds going haywire, and they don't respond to you asking them to mute their phone.

and then after u mute them, they unmute themselves and the noise resumes....so you mute them again, and they unmute themselves.

u think I wanna hear Darth Vader eating applesauce?

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

i have a sketchbook in my head of the people Neanderthal describes attending his online classes and it's a rogue's gallery of the hideous and incompetent

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

waiting for the first toilet fart

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

Got a lens for the phone camera for Christmas. No directions! Just either (a.) scan the QR code or (b.) break off the USB drive from the card inside the box and stick it inside your computer.

But it was Christmas morning, and I just wanted to quietly read the instructions without having to pull out my Samsung Android Galaxy?

I got the same kind of lens from Wish a year ago for like a buck. Except those didn't come with a USB drive inside.

When I did try out the USB, it opened Spotify and just left it hanging there?

pplains, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

We are all Samsung Android Galaxy now.

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

I mean, hey. Where else can you download three different kinds of Firefox browsers, not including the one called "Phoenix" that just kinda looks like a Firefox browser?

pplains, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Now finding that Virgin Horizon box keeps asking me to sign in to circumvent the parental guidance thing before every showing of Barry.
Can't work out how to completely turn off the setting which is stupid if everybody in this house is going to be an adult who is over the age of consent.

Looked it up online and seems to have been a problem for at least the last few years people complaining about it in 2014.
BUt seems to have stepped up again recently

Stevolende, Thursday, 31 December 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

how do people constantly forget how to submit their timecard. like it was the first thing I wanted to learn so I got any OT coming my way

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

Did u cc rhondaaaaaaaa

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

RHONDA!!??

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

rhonda is away from her desk

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Flipside is my manager every 30 days sending me a "Don't forget to to time-track!" email. Dude, I fill this shit out every four hours.

pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

I clocked in on xmas eve for the first time in nine monthd it was glorious

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

Love my mom to death but listening to her clumsily try to help her similarly computer illiterate friend get into a website is truly the 7th layer of Hell.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

guilty lol

kinder, Monday, 11 January 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

english bands, used to seeing post-vat prices in shops, who put those prices into bandcamp, not realising that BC will always(?) add the 20% again.

12 quid for a cd is ok, 12 + 20% + 1.50 postage and it's getting ridiculous.

7.99 for digital version, => 9.58

(american are used to pre-tax prices, but then the state tax is usually <10% so not so much a problem)

koogs, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link

Is it just me that finds the fiddly bits of sellotape/sticky-back plastic used to seal-up loaves of broad fantastically irritating? I hardly ever manage to get one open without resorting to a shiv and never manage to use them to re-seal. Fuck off, I say.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

Nb, not prompted by the new bread thread.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

the stuff i buy (that 50/50 stuff) has a loop of sticky stuff around the neck of the loaf but the two ends that would normally stick together, glue to glue, are instead stuck to a V of paper which you can rip apart.

koogs, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:38 (three years ago) link

yeah they used to have those little tags which worked fine

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:39 (three years ago) link

the stuff i buy (that 50/50 stuff) has a loop of sticky stuff around the neck of the loaf but the two ends that would normally stick together, glue to glue, are instead stuck to a V of paper which you can rip apart.

This should work in theory but invariably doesn't.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

COMING NEXT announcments on screen 5 minutes before the end of the show, which is just when the denoument is happening.

ie the horror channel just then, Night Of The Demon, just as the demon appears for the last time COMING NEXT covering the bottom 25% of the screen, white on red.

koogs, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

I know I'm not alone in this and I don't think it's necessarily irrational, but holy crap, how can YouTube keep making the user experience even worse? I've made my peace, such as it is, with the constant ads before every video, but this ever more prevalent trend of inserting the ads into the middle of videos is pretty much rendering it worthless. Tried to watch a three and a half minute music video with my son this morning and it was twice(!) interrupted by ads, once about 30 seconds in and again about two minutes in.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 January 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I feel like I'm going to hell for this, but there was a news story about two women who wanted to contribute to their food bank so both went to a supermarket and spent £30 each on groceries which they then took to the food bank. Most food banks will happily accept monetary donations so they can spend it on what they need and it doesn't incur any risk of going to a supermarket in a pandemic and then having a TV crew to come and film a report about it.
I realise I haven't donated anything myself for a while so going to rectify that.

kinder, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link


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