ForenSix Opposition - Politics in the Soon To Be Former UK in Autumn 2020

fucked it.

import sincerity in music and it's a #onethread wrap foax

DON'T TRY IT

singularity of thread as a unifying goal and yet string theory has been discredited

my tweets are funny in in dimensions 4-8 and actually good and clever in dimensions 9-11

mark s did 9-11, thought it was good and clever

“Dubdobdee” is the onomatopoeic sound of jet fuel melting steel beams

Oh fuuuu-

the string theory crew is only here to make the scientologists look good, but you've got to hand to them they are funny as fuck!

Breaking: EU Commission recommends countries drop all UK travel bans, including on freight.

It looks like they have concluded that Johnson may have been exaggerating the threat posed by the English mutation. https://t.co/wOe8GFUgr8

— Dave Keating (@DaveKeating) December 22, 2020

Commission: “Until the end of December, free movement rules still apply to the UK. This means that Member States should not in principle refuse the entry of persons travelling from the UK.”

In other words, EU countries legally cannot ban entry to Brits until 1 January.

— Dave Keating (@DaveKeating) December 22, 2020

Can we ban them?

Bojo being completely taken by surprise that his "mutant virus is v v serious so I had no choice to cancel xmas no honest" cop-out lead to complete isolation: Good.

EU basically calling him out on this red herring: Also good.

Eamon Ryan confirms Ireland is dissenting from the European Commission advice which is to relax any travel restrictions https://t.co/vaUp2xwOwO

— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) December 22, 2020

We cannot do that under EU tyranny iirc

aiui, countries can restrict entry - and most of the EU banned UK travellers back in March. They subsequently agreed to coordinate future restrictions with the European Commission, which i don't think France, etc have done, but i've not seen anything to suggest that it's legally enforceable. The EC is correct that in principle freedom of movement still applies to British citizens but that's not up for debate.

France has said permanent residents can return as long as they have a negative test result but the border is still closed to everyone else.

Nearly 200 more Lords than there are MPs, now including Hannan, disgraced Tory donor Cruddas and Board of Deputies chief

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/22/pm-rejects-official-advice-in-awarding-peter-cruddas-peerage

holidays are coming, holidays are coming...

Sound on! Hundreds of drivers stuck in giant lorry park that was once Manston Airport hoot their horns in frustration #LorryDrivers #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/46ZHP6Y62L

— Rebecca Barry (@BeccaBarry) December 22, 2020

Nearly 700 died today

thought you meant Lords and got excited

Boris flinging out those peerages like bleedin' raffle tickets!

also there was some grim reportage earlier about the morgue at an RAF base in Lincolnshire being repurposed for covid deaths.

One of the carparks at my former place of employment now houses a cluster of portacabins which will be the overflow mortuary if the local hospitals hit capacity. Security guy has been sat at the gate for months now with nothing to do, truly hope it stays that way

is there a world record for lorry drivers masturbating on an airfield?

— UK Govt Just Googled (@UKGovtGoogles) December 22, 2020

ebbsfleet geezer spoodge

" in 16 months Boris Johnson has appointed 52 peers to the upper chamber "

I wonder if Paul Mason has very vivid dreams about getting a life peerage from Sir Kier in 2025

the UK is a joke, I flew into Accra, got a Covid test and results within 45 mins of arrival... I walked straight through heathrow yesterday, no test, no scan, no nothing.

— Olujimi (@Lord_Oke) December 21, 2020

earlier I heard France had 50000 + new covid cases, perhaps their testing regime is better because they can't be fucking it up than the UK is

+11,795 in the last 24h and fewer deaths per 100,000 pop on average (91.09 vs 101.85 for the UK), but Christmas get-togethers will help them catch up.

sounds a bit more like it, that figure was quoted (possibly in a misleading way or maybe I heard it wrong) on Today earlier, but this is a BBC politics dept program. I think they were trying to infer it isn't exactly going well over there either how dare they treat plague island UK like this!

sorry I didn't mean Today it was PM

Happy Christmas Matt. https://t.co/9I4uLj0sAd

— Michael Dugher (@MichaelDugher) December 22, 2020

ladies and gentlemen .. Michael Dugher. He's not looking for the next Shed 7 now, he's here to regulate online gambling and save us addicts from the black market version which is apparently much worse!

Gordon Brown's deregulation of gambling industry was a social disaster for this country. I miss the old days when you'd have some spit 'n' sawdust shithole of an independent bookie shop, without a working toilet and tobacco stained walls and none of the big bookies could open a shop within a square mile of it.

the best old-school bookies I ever worked in was the Hebden Bridge branch of Jack Pearson's which didn't even have a toilet on the premises. You had to go out of the shop and up some stairs at the hairdressers two doors away for the shared toilet. Sometimes the regular manager would forget to empty the piss bottles under the counter and it had a 1950's analogue till that only went up to £100.

but still Broon deserves a good shoeing despite my nostalgia for the squalor of old bookies

Washington State is barring entry for flights from the UK. Many thanks to Boris for keeping us safe.

damn it, I was just planning on a merry jaunt over there this very weekend!

Hold on do US states have to ban UK flights individually?!

That's weird. Fwiw in Canada it's a nation-wide 72h travel ban.

Solomon Hughes has been hinting that Labour Right are likely to be manoeuvring against the so called soft left, "low profile" shadow minister Anneliese Dodds if the dire polling continues and bad Local Election results follow. I can't really discern between Soft Left and Labour Right, they are all about as useful, but I suppose she isn't Rachel Reeves. I could imagine a more Rightish shadow cabinet with Streeting and Babs in the more prominent roles, lol absolutely appalling but funny as well. But you can tell Keith doesn't have faith in Dodds and probably only put her in there as a sop to the guileless, putatively-left membership.

Substitute 'Britain' for 'unstable African country whose government has just collapsed' and you can see where the UK's international standing is right now.

Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia will run a joint repatriation service for their citizens to leave Britain on 28 December, the Lithuanian foreign affairs minister said on Wednesday, Reuters reports.

The three Baltic states were among dozens of countries to suspend flights from Britain or shut their borders due to concern over the more transmissible variant that has sent cases soaring in the United Kingdom.

The three countries will divide the 150 places on the flight equally between their citizens, giving priority to those with health emergencies or urgent family reasons such as funerals, the minister, Gabrielius Landsbergis, told reporters in Vilnius.

“It’s a humanitarian mission,” the minister said.

The passengers will be required to purchase tickets and provide negative coronavirus tests from the previous 48 hours, or face a 10 days self-isolation after returning, he said.

Who is Babs?

the honourable member for Yardley

sorry I meant the honourable member for me myself and Jess

I didn't know this was her nickname!

she sold the rights to her Everywoman: One Woman's Truth About Speaking the Truth book to the bbc in 2019 and it was supposedly going into production by the team that made Years and Years in 2019 (yeah I don't know either). Not heard much about it since the Rona.

I'M EVERY WOMAN: ONE WOMAN'S STORY OF HOW ONE WOMAN TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT SPEAKING UP, AND OUT, AND AGAINST JEREMY CORBYN MP (Harper Collins, 2021)

Truth To Power: The Chronicles of Babs (and why is everybody ignoring me now! It's still ME you know!)

Voting intention poll:

LAB: 41% (+4)
CON: 37% (-2)
SNP: 5% (-)
LD: 5% (-1)
GRN: 5% (-1)
BXP: 4% (-)

[My seat estimate]
LAB: 287 (+35)
CON: 278 (-35)
SNP: 53 (+1)
LD: 8 (-1)
GRN: 1 (-)
OTH: 23 (-)

Via @YouGov, 21-22 December (changes since 15-16 December) pic.twitter.com/FV2BrdVUOM

— Stats for Lefties (@LeftieStats) December 23, 2020

This much fucking and only four points, which might be recovered once enough people have the vaccine by May or so.

absolutely dire, any half decent leader would be 20 mince pies ahead. Lol, I unfollowed that account for posting: even though Kieth is bad, you still have to vote for him.