I feel comfortable stating that nobody, when first confronted with the phrase "that's where I'm a Viking", has ever sincerely believed that "to be a Viking" is an extant phrase implying excellence
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
NV, I can see that you have a good deal of insight into the workings of other people's brains, it's a field in which you excel, in fact.
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
what about sentences such as "when it comes to raiding and looting Irish monasteries, that's where I'm a Viking!"
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
#notonethread
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
Hate speech is it
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
Still think the heart of it was in there somewhere
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link
A+ trolling here, written well enough to make people angry without being over the top
question for the ladies- do you check your man’s phone?? 🤔 would he let you??? 🤔 i explained to my man early on that in order to trust him i would be doing random daily phone checks❤️ happy 3 weeks baby pic.twitter.com/2plFyIXMDK— Grace (@gracecamille_) March 2, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link
why u coming home5 in the morn
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
yanks cap makes this
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link
I’ve already told my partner the calming effects of Martin Clunes GIS searches, I’ve got nothing to hide
― brimstead, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link
I wouldn't trust a dude enough to announce that I was going to do "random daily phone checks" ... that's like announcing DUI checkpoints, if they're smart enough they'll go around them, and if they're stupid enough not to know, then they're not someone I'd want to be with romantically
― sarahell, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
best response
I went thru an SO's phone once, but only bc I suspected he was cheating. I was right and my sister, who was house-sitting for us while we were traveling to a wedding, almost trashed his house to avenge me, but I told her not to. We broke up about a yr later but are still friends— ndr Chrpntr (@quo_vadis_83) March 2, 2021
― lukas, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:27 (three years ago) link