Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Wishing I could put the lid back on the Pandora's Box full of 'people' that my fellow Americans admire.

Telly Salivas (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

Almost agree w/ unperson - they would have been, if she'd been public about how much she loathed Christmas.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Mourning a fellow poster today truly one of the greatest to ever log on RIP

— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

We lost Donald Trump's tweets about the Oscars. We lost his tweets about Robert Pattinson. We lost his tweet about how everybody needs to calm down because Ben Affleck will be a great Batman. Laugh and cheer all you want, but this is like the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:49 (three years ago) link

lolll

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

So many classics:

dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

RIP pic.twitter.com/kauVboaPYs

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

Lol

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

Not a patriot.

"The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

in memoriam, my all-time fav tweet: pic.twitter.com/4pWDCSxlj8

— rex (@oldredtree) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link

Someone's telling pokies

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/fNzZW8b3SV

— Lena (@banalplay) January 8, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

RIP to the only good poster

marg bar āmrikā (||||||||), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

"The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."

This is legit his funniest post by a good distance

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

Yeah that's the one I searched for

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

preserve this for posterity, it’s the gold standard

FYI this is the funniest letter Trump’s written, to date. He sent it to New York Magazine in 1992. I look forward to more. pic.twitter.com/CSSBHrhWlj

— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) January 9, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link

Poetry pic.twitter.com/D97E2ndhsg

— Tom James (@TACJ) January 9, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

Dud

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link

Dud. xyzzz is absolutely the poster who would post his "greatest hits" here though.

dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

I’ve been holding my tongue and trying to make up my mind these past five years but coming out of the woodwork to say I’m leaning towards dud.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Aww give him a chance

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

I feel like I just had a Baby!!!!

pic.twitter.com/DUSvWPzgt9

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) January 9, 2021

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 9 January 2021 06:21 (three years ago) link

Dud. xyzzz is absolutely the poster who would post his "greatest hits" here though.

― dean bad (map), Saturday, 9 January 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Plenty of people posting these on the US Pol thread.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link

Fine ppl on both sides

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 12:54 (three years ago) link

I can't bring myself to find anything this awful, awful cunt says or does funny, except maybe the coca cola tweet

SDFG SDFG SDFG SDFG SDFG SDFG SF (stevie), Saturday, 9 January 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

Here’s a type of thing I’m thinking of a lot forever now pic.twitter.com/DPgRmWxMwM

— how doom hold heat and preach nonviolence (@Hegelbon) January 9, 2021

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 January 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link

I don't want to actually link to Gab, and I can't find another link, but I watched Trump's response video to the Capitol riot. He sounded the closest thing to chastened I've ever heard him sound, like maybe this hadn't worked out as well for him as he thought it would and he actually recognized it and tried to fake presidentialness way too late.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

I wonder if there are offers from Parler and Gab to entice Asshole to set up his Twitter replacement on their platforms

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 10 January 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

Maybe not Parler

A message from the CEO of Parler. pic.twitter.com/dRBWEUmlJ6

— Jerm (@mynameisjerm) January 10, 2021

groovypanda, Sunday, 10 January 2021 08:11 (three years ago) link

building bare metal products

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

I don't know why these people can't just do like James Redd, Sr. and excercise their right to free hate speech on holidays and family gatherings.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

is that when the Blecching occurs?

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:53 (three years ago) link

Well thanks to Facebook and Twitter every day is Festivus

Evan, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

Right exactly.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

is that when the Blecching occurs?

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:53

If you only knew.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

These days, leaning toward "dud."

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

Trump making milk duds in his pants rn

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

I don't know how I ever thought he would but he has learned NOTHING in the last couple of days.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/12/donald-trump-texas-impeachment-effort

StanM, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

If he can’t stay in office, he just wants to do as much damage as possible.

treeship., Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

He’s a malevolent person, fundamentally.

treeship., Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

he's a shit cunt

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

Can’t teach an old psychopathic narcissist new tricks, I guess.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

I don't know how I ever thought he would but he has learned NOTHING in the last couple of days.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/12/donald-trump-texas-impeachment-effort🕸


If you’re a reporter or cameramen or sound guy how can you refrain from just yelling “fuck you” whenever he spouts that shit

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

WTF do you even mean "learned"? He wants to be this way.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Exactly. Probably should post that Lily St. Clair twitter thing for the thrid time.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

people need to stop treating him like he's a human being who experiences normal human emotions

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

Lilith Saintcrow, sorry.

Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link


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