One of the the greatest
― scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link
i have not seen that before. it's a masterpiece isn't it.
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link
I checked out the account that @jenny2x4 is complaining about and it's all Bible study and Jen Psaki thirst tweets and then three days ago "did u know China is keeping the Uighur minority in camps, why isn't anybody doing anything about this," ah, youth
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-twitter-ban-wont-be-lifted-if-runs-president-again-2021-2
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 February 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
Having fun today getting both of my accounts blocked by Andrew Doyle, just the thought that I've maybe ruined two minutes of his day kind of warms the heart
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 February 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
I have never even heard of Andrew Doyle and I just learned I have been blocked by him.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 14 February 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link
He seems to have blocked every academic in the world, somehow, this may include you.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 February 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link
I've been blocked by him even though I'm not an academic
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2021 10:53 (three years ago) link
He hadn't blocked me until shortly after I sent this to him
If you want to preemptively block people who might possibly one day call you a tedious grifter with two or three crap jokes which you repeat ad nauseam, that's absolutely your right, but why not just block absolutely everyone to be on the safe side?— Centuries of Sound (@Centuries_Sound) February 14, 2021
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 February 2021 10:58 (three years ago) link
weird how those who go on about free speech being an absolute right are the first to take their ball home when they receive some mild ribbing
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Monday, 15 February 2021 11:00 (three years ago) link
Oh, twitterpaws
Twitter announces paid Super Follows to let you charge for tweets https://t.co/nw281nPJ4P pic.twitter.com/WHPGmYTK3j— The Verge (@verge) February 25, 2021
― Alba, Thursday, 25 February 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
I can see why, instead of having everyone link to patreon in their bio, they're patreoning their own platform now tbh, and no doubt taking a piece of the pie. Years ago a moderately famous court reporter in the Netherlands - who tweets all day following court cases - did the same, but old-skool: he created a separate, locked twitter account and charged followers 2 or 3 euros a month. He'd keep check of his paid followers in an xls. Think he had about 400, 500 paid followers, which made for a nice extra income I guess. He called it quits because of a new job iirc.
"Super Follows" can get tae fuck tho, godawful name.
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link
What’s with the recent handful of celebs wanting to get rid or their verified checkmark? Paul F. Tompkins is the latest I’ve seen, but it appears to be a mini-movement thing.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link
this tweet, and the replies, are really something
I never had butter as a kid. Came from a big family, Mom only had margarine in the house for us kids. We put it on everything. Only she & my Dad would have butter on occasion. Now I’m sitting here, wolfing down a bunch of crackers with butter. I love butter. My mom would smile.— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) March 6, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link
Trash food is the one legitimate boomer complaint.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link
We were quite broke when I was a young kid - we arrived at a middle-class lifestyle by my teens- and only had margarine at home. Have always loved bread and butter since then. Kind of relate to that tweet lol
― himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:55 (three years ago) link
same. i liked that tweet as well, it took me years to get with butter and then it was a sudden realisation, wtf. good bread with good butter is probably my favourite food.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link
I actually remember a science class at school where the teacher was talking about margarine, disparaging it, and we all thought butter was disgusting. He was an absolute prick of a teacher - Polson, Piggy Polson he was known as.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
butter one of the best food out there def
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link
My mom still buys margarine of her own volition, I drop off a pack of Kerrygold every so often.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:25 (three years ago) link
Crackers and butter is amazing, though.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link
I also remember that that teacher would say Margerine, "mar-ga-reen". Prick.
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link
butter on like, crackers like saltines?? revolting
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Is there a worst teachers at your school thread? There should be. Do kids have to encounter very horrible teachers now? Incompetent ones, I'm sure, but are there still bastard teachers?
― Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link
i regularly work w bastards, so yeah
― class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link
you guys ever tried goat butter, recommended, its not weird
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link
in my family, the goat butter what the best butter in the house, served to the goats, in the hopes that they would grow stronger and provide better milk. we called it our virtuous cycle, but i hated that we had to eat the margarine
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 6, 2021 8:31 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Oh this is classic imho
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link
butter on stoned wheat thins bro
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link
Hemp butter on regular wheat thins
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link
yall are gross
― class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link
No matter how broke my mom was when we were kids - and that was pretty damn broke - she would not allow margarine to cross the threshold.
― scampopo (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2021 07:52 (three years ago) link
I've only vaguely seen a few PFT-related tweets about this, many clowning on him, but I'm inferring that he thinks the blue tick makes for a gross and artifical class system, and is simply choosing to opt out of that ecosystem that trumpets his opinion as important bcz of his name vs his thoughts
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 09:07 (three years ago) link
we used to have all these cookbooks published by a margarine company that were pretty good as long as you substituted oil or butter for margarine in every recipe. otherwise everything tasted of margarine.
― plax (ico), Sunday, 7 March 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWwhX-8-MsE
― calzino, Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
good video
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
got his ass pic.twitter.com/kIsUo2F13b— fred (@annunakiclient) March 9, 2021
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:46 (three years ago) link
wow how is twitter going to handle ppl taking their shitposting and verbal abuse to the corporeal world
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link
lines of ppl at the betsy ross museum bothering the poor old lady working at the gift shop if they can fuck the flag, etc
― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link
somebody run up on Dave Matthews and tell him everyone on ilm thinks he is bad and hated.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link
joek would have worked better if he'd shouted "fuck off" per the balloons
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link
one of my favorite things to see are photos from drones of people throwing things at the drone
***Attention Wayne Hills Residents***PORTSMOUTH OHIOPlease stop throwing beer bottles at the drones. They are property of Portsmouth Police Department and they run surveillance on the property for your protection. We repeat, STOP KNOCKING DOWN OUR ANTI-DRUG ACTIVITY DRONES! pic.twitter.com/QaCUl6mDeM— RWLatstetter (@latstetter) March 11, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link
Definitely continue throwing things at drones plz, real American heroes
― Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link
that's a way old viral pic
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Though I wouldn't be surprised if that dude's name was Wayne Hills.
― pplains, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
used to be every time there was some baffling series of words in all caps trending i would click through and it would just be a reaction to a k-pop star getting a haircut
nowadays it's the same thing but with minecraft youtubers
― ✖, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
welp, i got dragged by hundreds of people spelling out
HAVEFUNSTAYINGPOOR
and they all reported back to the same cryptlord
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link
am i doing twitter right yet?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link
lmao thats fn crazy
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
it all started because i was teaching aphex twin a lesson about normalizing shitty things like - map, don't read this - NFTs.
since it involved cryptocurrency, my reply got the attention of this guy
https://i.imgur.com/OmlkM1p.png
who quote tweeted me and was like "gedda load of the gams on this guy, whadda fucking loser!"
within minutes the inverse mike gravel teens descended on me
https://i.imgur.com/BCtSnBh.png
when it was done, they tagged this guy to let him know:
cool guy! and a prolific liker:
https://i.imgur.com/HZU7PD4.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link