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Webdings C/D
(i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILM:

Someone convince me to get rid of me

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sex vs. Curtsy

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

the jazz plaque
(again i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 February 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prove Jess Wrong, Project yr Dong!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unhappiness Anecdotes - A Picture Thread

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bless Everyone With a Hereford United Musical Truth (103 new answers, 103+ unread)

What *on earth* could that mean?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What do you smell like in the morning?"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tomorrow I find out if I'm going to be a Dud or not!"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

what's the best thing you've ever gained by flatulent means?

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Video Eating Problems (i'm thinking about dinner you see)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

From ILM: What song would you like played at your first wedding reception?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Canadians, C/D? (111 new answers)

Cannibalism, C/D (111 new answers)

― Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

How do yoy know if you've had a hip replacement?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who else thinks David Beckham is just pretending to be blind? (7 new answers, 2 unread)

― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Recommend me some light and breezy, hard to put down boobs

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your own vacation phobias - Paris, the world, etc.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have you ever been blown by a subway/street musician?

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, have you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not Daniel Cartier, that's for sure. Maybe Thoth, I don't know, the early 80s are such a blur for me.

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Panties after clubs, good or bad?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 2 May 2003 05:22 (twenty years ago) link

I keep reading "The Disco Stu Essay".

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

"Help me cook children"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

haha, this just happened with: "Would anyone admit to seeing Bruce Almighty and licking it?"

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 22 June 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

"let's talk about breasts" it should have been 'berets'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 22 June 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

from ILM

"Missy - Putin In Your Mouth"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 13 July 2003 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, why are you punishing Chicago?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

"Finally, A Job Interview!"

(it was the name of the interviewee, in the thread title, that really caught me off guard)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

??? don't see what you thought it said. Unless it was Find Ally, A Job Interview!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

Andrew -- it was the Job from the Bible that i tought of first, for some reason!

(=> "woah, the omnipotent ilx", etcetc)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

HOW MANY DICKS DOES IT TAKE?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 July 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

(ile)

"Bend Over And Open Up For The States Cock!!!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

london buses: best route for terrorists?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 08:13 (twenty years ago) link

i'm sick of elegance

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Penis attack C/D?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

"question about pornography and copyrights"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 11 September 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Killing your music alphabetically - C/D?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 October 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

"Sometimes I like to imagine that ILE is just a good forum"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

Oh. You mean that's NOT what the thread reads? Damn.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

ha! i thought that too. i was truly confused by the link to all of the food threads at first.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 15 October 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Mug your father tonight"

Awww, don't want to do that! Unless your father was a heartless bastard, in which case, heck, do more than mug, honey child! ;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 16 October 2003 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

I read "Jet Lag Solutions" as "Jet Li Solutions"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 16 October 2003 06:39 (twenty years ago) link

How many ILE posters are tramps?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 17 October 2003 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

who here actually likes music?

― man, Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"Californians-I am getting ready to fuck you"

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

"I can't believe that Eminem died last night"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Suggest me some knickers movies to get me out of this depressive stupor."

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

ILX Doodies

― man, Monday, 3 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

i got (american) election 2003

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

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