Can't seem to post fuckin images.
Ian Holloway's Autobiography
― Upt0eleven, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:00 (sixteen years ago) link
You're joking right, Steve?
― The Boyler, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I like Clarkson, but prefer AA Gill.
― DavidM, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i am indeed, Boyler. of course it is more like two thirds gree hee hee.
― blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
it worries a bit me how much i enjoy watching Clarkson race May and Hammond around Europe in a Bugatti. but rest assured i will not let my enjoyment of this influence my political position.
― blueski, Thursday, 3 January 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I wish we had an old hardman conservative in the US who was one fifth as entertaining as Clarkson.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I really do.
Clarkson's not that conservative, is he?
(I know I will be flamed for this but srsly)
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, Clarkson >>>> Nick Griffin, but he stands for something even more insidious and prevalent than the BNP: politically-unscrupulous libertarian smug.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
he apparently feels no compulsion to act all cryptic about his retrograde opinions, which might make him seem closest to american religious-right demagogues, but he seems more like kind of a libertarian. botw obviously
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway. (xp botw)
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
1. BOTW 38 up, 4 down
Bitch Out The Window. This term refers to a rarely seen maneuver in which a male participates in anal intercourse with a female whom is not well liked in front of or near a window. At the conclusion of intercourse, he opens the window and pushes his partner out.
For added fun, a bullseye can be placed on the ground outside the window by which you can judge accuracy, or perhaps even play cricket.
I really don't like Ewebee, someone should give her a BOTW.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
He's not a gung-ho military type. He stands for something beloved of a lot of well-off educated types in the UK: don't get involved with other countries, they're not worth it. Let me own my many cars and my estate and present my TV programme, it's a free nation isn't it?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I gave Ewebee a BOTW, botw.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/08/Top-Gear-Returns.jpg
Clarkson stands BOTWeen Hammond and May.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
because of the wangeen
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Ewebee 40
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
red red wang
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00172/audi385_172715a_172974a.jpg
― blueski, Friday, 4 January 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
He hates the Iraq war though. And I get the feeling half his stances are just there for comedy anyway.
Clarkson is a Europhile* who hates America, just like most of the people who profess to hate him.
*well, he loves France and Iceland for a fact. And maybe Italy, Norway and Denmark. Probably not Spain, but it's difficult to tell past his lol stereotype gags.
― DavidM, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear god, the comments on that daily mail page make yer average youtube comment box look almost sensible:
Our local MP is a wimp.
Add my name to the petition. Jeremy for PM! If not PM, then how about representing Leicester?
LOL
While these policies are written in jest, I don't think the government realises it's only a matter of time before Britons are prepared to embrace a leader such as Jeremy Clarkson as an antidote to the mass immigration and ridiculous political correctness of this era.
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blah blah blah this labour government blah blah blah crush the spirit out of every englishman blah blah blah political correctness blah blah blah immigration blah blah blah speed cameras blah WTF is wrong with these people? Oh yeah, they're daily mail readers IE MORONS.
― Pashmina, Saturday, 5 January 2008 10:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"If you don't really believe the right-wing bollocks you write for money then you're alright" is one of my favourite arguments ever.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Where is all this "ridiculous political correctness", anyway?
― Pashmina, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Pash, you're not even allowed to call them Darkies any more.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I want to know what he says about Modern Art.
― o-ess, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
He doesn't know much about art.
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
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really not to hard to guess.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 5 January 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm
Is this guy ever out of the fucking papers?
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
lol whoops
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
A disappointingly small amount. And it should have been to the campaign against Climate Change. 6/10 for mischief.
― The Boyler, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link
£500 is probably not much money to JC.
― blueski, Monday, 7 January 2008 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, there goes his political ambitions:
Clarkson, PM (Alternate universe in 2020) "It is with a truly humble heart that I have to apologise for not only losing all the bank details of everyone in the country, but also for posting them on ILE to prove that it does not matter anyway. soz"
― Mark G, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago) link
A colleague in this office worships Clarkson, i think i may have to kill him before the week is out.
― Ste, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link
if i end up learning to drive within the next two years it will totally be his fault.
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Dom, what the Number One song would be if Clarkson were PM? (No Status Quo please?)
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link
doesn't clarkson like curved air or something?
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link
He's also got love for the Doobie Brothers
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Now that's what I'm tokin''bout. (Good kinda weed grown with chemicals.)
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:27 (sixteen years ago) link
He was on desert island discs a few years ago (he came across as surprisingly unassholish) the only thing I remember him choosing was something off "Dark Side of the Moon". It was old-school Q-readerish stuff for the most part, maybe there was an ELP track?
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:28 (sixteen years ago) link
1. 'Your Song' Performer Billy Paul Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin Publisher DJM Music CD Title Elton John Songbook Track 11 Label Connoisseur Collection Rec No: VSOP CD 192
2. 'Behind Blue Eyes' Performer The Who Composer Pete Townshend Publisher Polydor CD Title Who's Next Track 8 Label Polydor Rec No: 813 651-2
3. 'Night Moves' Performer Bob Seger Composer Bob Seger Publisher Capitol Records CD Title Bob Seger & Silver Bullet Band Greatest Hits Track 2 Label Capitol Rec No: CDEST 2241
4. 'Time' Performer Pink Floyd Composer Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour Publisher EMI CD Title Dark Side of the Moon Track 3 Label EMI Rec No: CDEMD 1064
5. 'Get Ready' Performer Temptations Composer Robinson Publisher Motown Records CD Title Music of the Year 1969 Track 10 Label Spectrum Rec No: 545 059-2 6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me) Performer Steve Harley and Cokney Rebel Composer Steve Harley Publisher EMI CD Title Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) Track 1 Label EMI Rec No: CD Harley 1
7. 'Heroes' Performer David Bowie Composer Bowie/Bowie ENO Publisher EMI CD Title Heroes Track 3 Label EMI Rec No: CDP 797 7202
8. 'Solsbury Hill' Performer Peter Gabriel Composer Peter Gabriel Publisher Ear Pieces/Hit and Run CD Title Peter Gabriel 1 Track 2 Label Charisma Rec No: PGCD1
Record: Time -Pink Floyd Book: Photograph Album Luxury: Jet ski
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:29 (sixteen years ago) link
lolololololololol
no.6 a solid if unadventurous choice
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
1. 'Your Song' Performer Billy Paul Composer Elton John/Bernie Taupin
2. 'Behind Blue Eyes' Performer The Who
3. 'Night Moves' Performer Bob Seger
4. 'Time' Performer Pink Floyd
5. 'Get Ready' Performer Temptations
6. 'Make Me Smile' (Come Up and See Me) Performer Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel
7. 'Heroes' Performer David Bowie
8. 'Solsbury Hill' Performer Peter Gabriel
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
He was very good on Desert Island Discs. His actual desert island discs notwithstanding.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
backlash backlash
― blueski, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
David Cameron: He doesn't really mean it.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
David Cameron: He has good timing
― Tom D., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link
solsbury hill is a great song
― max, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link