Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

Not mine, but I stumbled on this account the other day and had a good laugh.

Cecil County Circuit Courthousehttps://t.co/p9n0YrVrul pic.twitter.com/CBfyGRxmr0

— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 24, 2021

Mingus (Joni Mitchell album)https://t.co/yDkIHUuF96 pic.twitter.com/Q7IYxgTzqb

— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 23, 2021

British Journal of Nutritionhttps://t.co/rB7jBgdrXa pic.twitter.com/XdV6n5qdQa

— Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT Themesong (@wiki_tmnt) February 21, 2021

that's amazing

reminds me of the "Devon County Council"/"Everybody Dance Now" thing I still think about a lot

Twitter with a blue check
Twitter with a blue check
Twitter with a blue check on

https://unbornwhiskeyy.tumblr.com/post/644104077733691392

When I hear the chorus of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, my brain always sings "come on Barbie let's go party" instead of "she's got me like nobody"

Me too - I think it's fairly common, weirdly

Ah, I should have googled that. I feel less alone now!

TMNT is total trochee fixation

Apologies for lame "obligatory relevant xkcd" but here

well that's a new word for me

^ found the non-English major

Sigourney Weaver, I believe you can get me through the night

Whenever the phrase “pooper scooper” is uttered (which happens from time to time), it is sung to the tune of the obvious ABBA song.

"take a chance on me"?

"take a dump on me"?

There's a popular trades aggregating site in the UK called Check-A-Trade and the music they use in their jingle is based on the last notes in the William Tell overture (Check-A-TRADE! Check A Trade Dot Com).
But whenever I see the name, I just get the opening chant from "Take A Chance On Me"

are the trades free?

I see where you're going with that but sadly not

Check-A-Trade Dot Com
Go tell your mom
Baby, trades are fun
Check-A-Trade's the one

(guess it would be "mum" in the UK though, huh)

I never understood why “dot cum” wasn’t the exclusive domain suffix for porn sites.

because porn is harder to misspell

whenever i see white rice in the supermarket or something i hear lou reed sing "white rice" to the tune of "white light", with the same immediacy as the opening bar, and it always makes me laugh

White rice/white meat

Huh. When I see white rice my head goes to Grandmaster Flash.

White... riiice... Vision dreams of passion / and all the while I think of you

when I see white rice, my head goes to the your terrible ideas thread and the one about "rice that is brown"

guided by voices:

issa rae don't worry / if the road's a little worn
it's a cold and filthy chasm / that we're traveling on

Magwitch
Magwitch, they call him Magwitch

Property Needs Assessment --> Self-Obsessed and Sexee by Sonic Youth

Property Needs Assessment all the way

(all the way)

kind of a stretch but my spouse is the chair an academic department committee that everyone just calls "AC" and whenever she mentions it I get this image stuck in my head, often another of our colleagues face in place of the puncher because they look sort of similar
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/EveryoneShouldBeKilled.jpg

Whenever I order sushi my brain starts singing, "weel may the eel roll, the eel roll, the eel roll."

popular Netflix docuseries: Murder Among the Mormons ----> "Welcome to the Jungle"

Walgreens vaccine to the tune of 'Christine Sixteen'

Hey to the tune of Pixies hey, every time...

My daughter’s partner began singing “chicken steak” taking with Caribou’s “Odessa” tonight & it will forever be burned in there

Chicken steak
Chicken steak
Chicken steak
Chicken steak
Chicken steak
Chicken steak
Who knows what she’s gonna bake?

Just now read a thread title and musically translated it into

Fender, Jazzmaster
Boom boom boom boom
https://i.ibb.co/whdYGG3/Suburban-Lawns-insert1.jpg

Shatt al-Arab
and you're to blame
you give the Gulf
a bad name

A+

Peaky Blinders, to the tune of “Kinky Reggae”

"better than bullion" to the tune of "kooler than Jesus"

Stevie Williams
Coming from the body heat

"Cut my life into pieces
As per my last email"

"The Muppet Babies" to the tune of Muse's 'Plug In Baby':

The Muppet Babies
Crucify my enemies

Chorus of That Don't Impress Me Much to the tune of the chorus of Higher Love by Steve Winwood

The Muppet Babies
Crucify my enemies

irl lol!

After getting indian food yesterday -

Every thing was fine down here
What you call it here, call it what you will here
Way down down down in this onion kulcha

I want to Timothée
I want to Chalamet
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah pic.twitter.com/RS6G6izCkz

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 28, 2021

"Timmy Mallett" to the tune of Wiz Kalifa's 'Black And Yellow':

Uh huh, you know what it is
Timmy Mallett
Timmy Mallett
Timmy Mallett
Timmy Mallett

George Michael's 'Too Funky' - the first line "Hey, you're just too funky for me" replaced with "I hope you saved some turkey for me".

I swear there was a commercial in the early 90s that was an extreme ripoff of C+C Music Factory with the “everybody dance now” replaced by the words “condition by clairol”.

Anyway I have that commercial stuck in my head it with “pacifico clara” instead