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I can see why, instead of having everyone link to patreon in their bio, they're patreoning their own platform now tbh, and no doubt taking a piece of the pie. Years ago a moderately famous court reporter in the Netherlands - who tweets all day following court cases - did the same, but old-skool: he created a separate, locked twitter account and charged followers 2 or 3 euros a month. He'd keep check of his paid followers in an xls. Think he had about 400, 500 paid followers, which made for a nice extra income I guess. He called it quits because of a new job iirc.

"Super Follows" can get tae fuck tho, godawful name.

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link

What’s with the recent handful of celebs wanting to get rid or their verified checkmark? Paul F. Tompkins is the latest I’ve seen, but it appears to be a mini-movement thing.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 27 February 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link

this tweet, and the replies, are really something

I never had butter as a kid. Came from a big family, Mom only had margarine in the house for us kids. We put it on everything. Only she & my Dad would have butter on occasion. Now I’m sitting here, wolfing down a bunch of crackers with butter. I love butter. My mom would smile.

— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) March 6, 2021

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

Trash food is the one legitimate boomer complaint.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

We were quite broke when I was a young kid - we arrived at a middle-class lifestyle by my teens- and only had margarine at home. Have always loved bread and butter since then. Kind of relate to that tweet lol

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 7 March 2021 00:55 (three years ago) link

same. i liked that tweet as well, it took me years to get with butter and then it was a sudden realisation, wtf. good bread with good butter is probably my favourite food.

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

I actually remember a science class at school where the teacher was talking about margarine, disparaging it, and we all thought butter was disgusting. He was an absolute prick of a teacher - Polson, Piggy Polson he was known as.

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link

butter one of the best food out there def

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link

My mom still buys margarine of her own volition, I drop off a pack of Kerrygold every so often.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:25 (three years ago) link

Crackers and butter is amazing, though.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

I also remember that that teacher would say Margerine, "mar-ga-reen". Prick.

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link

butter on like, crackers like saltines?? revolting

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Is there a worst teachers at your school thread? There should be. Do kids have to encounter very horrible teachers now? Incompetent ones, I'm sure, but are there still bastard teachers?

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link

i regularly work w bastards, so yeah

class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

you guys ever tried goat butter, recommended, its not weird

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link

in my family, the goat butter what the best butter in the house, served to the goats, in the hopes that they would grow stronger and provide better milk. we called it our virtuous cycle, but i hated that we had to eat the margarine

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link

butter on like, crackers like saltines?? revolting

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 6, 2021 8:31 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh this is classic imho

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

butter on stoned wheat thins bro

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

Hemp butter on regular wheat thins

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link

yall are gross

class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link

No matter how broke my mom was when we were kids - and that was pretty damn broke - she would not allow margarine to cross the threshold.

scampopo (suzy), Sunday, 7 March 2021 07:52 (three years ago) link

What’s with the recent handful of celebs wanting to get rid or their verified checkmark? Paul F. Tompkins is the latest I’ve seen, but it appears to be a mini-movement thing.

I've only vaguely seen a few PFT-related tweets about this, many clowning on him, but I'm inferring that he thinks the blue tick makes for a gross and artifical class system, and is simply choosing to opt out of that ecosystem that trumpets his opinion as important bcz of his name vs his thoughts

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 09:07 (three years ago) link

we used to have all these cookbooks published by a margarine company that were pretty good as long as you substituted oil or butter for margarine in every recipe. otherwise everything tasted of margarine.

plax (ico), Sunday, 7 March 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWwhX-8-MsE

calzino, Sunday, 7 March 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link

good video

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

got his ass pic.twitter.com/kIsUo2F13b

— fred (@annunakiclient) March 9, 2021

JoeStork, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:46 (three years ago) link

wow how is twitter going to handle ppl taking their shitposting and verbal abuse to the corporeal world

class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:41 (three years ago) link

lines of ppl at the betsy ross museum bothering the poor old lady working at the gift shop if they can fuck the flag, etc

class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

somebody run up on Dave Matthews and tell him everyone on ilm thinks he is bad and hated.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

joek would have worked better if he'd shouted "fuck off" per the balloons

armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

one of my favorite things to see are photos from drones of people throwing things at the drone

***Attention Wayne Hills Residents***
PORTSMOUTH OHIO
Please stop throwing beer bottles at the drones. They are property of Portsmouth Police Department and they run surveillance on the property for your protection. We repeat, STOP KNOCKING DOWN OUR ANTI-DRUG ACTIVITY DRONES! pic.twitter.com/QaCUl6mDeM

— RWLatstetter (@latstetter) March 11, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

Definitely continue throwing things at drones plz, real American heroes

Canon in Deez (silby), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:04 (three years ago) link

that's a way old viral pic

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link

Though I wouldn't be surprised if that dude's name was Wayne Hills.

pplains, Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

used to be every time there was some baffling series of words in all caps trending i would click through and it would just be a reaction to a k-pop star getting a haircut

nowadays it's the same thing but with minecraft youtubers

, Sunday, 14 March 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link

welp, i got dragged by hundreds of people spelling out

H
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V
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F
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and they all reported back to the same cryptlord

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link

am i doing twitter right yet?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:28 (three years ago) link

lmao thats fn crazy

lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link

it all started because i was teaching aphex twin a lesson about normalizing shitty things like - map, don't read this - NFTs.

since it involved cryptocurrency, my reply got the attention of this guy

https://i.imgur.com/OmlkM1p.png

who quote tweeted me and was like "gedda load of the gams on this guy, whadda fucking loser!"

within minutes the inverse mike gravel teens descended on me

https://i.imgur.com/BCtSnBh.png

when it was done, they tagged this guy to let him know:

https://i.imgur.com/OmlkM1p.png

cool guy! and a prolific liker:

https://i.imgur.com/HZU7PD4.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link

whoops, the person cryptodork who got involved was

https://i.imgur.com/GBp2BEK.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

what a world

lag∞n, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link

dude

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link

i'm having fun staying poor tbqfh

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:50 (three years ago) link

these are some of the weirdest ppl on the Web imo

class project pat (m bison), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:53 (three years ago) link

Z, I have no idea what NFTs are and how this made you and Aphex Twin enemies.

I tried to look it up and my eyes glazed once I got to the part about how long it takes to boil a swimming pool.

pplains, Monday, 15 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link

not sure if you can recover from this, karl. they got your ass

flopson, Monday, 15 March 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

what if u dont have fun being poor, thatll fuckin show em

class project pat (m bison), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

i think you won that exchange

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

i don't know, they declared victory immediately afterward with this, and i have to admit that i was impressed that someone actually photoshopped my real tweet in the crosshairs! these kids are good

https://i.imgur.com/SkW5ozS.png

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link

Convert that into a NFT and sell it back to them

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 15 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link


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