I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS SO I'M PUTTING IT HERE

Good piece!

https://theengelswithin.tumblr.com/post/646745093182734336

cmon i know i done this before

https://imgur.com/FaIbUD3

oh right

https://i.imgur.com/FaIbUD3.jpg

https://www.gwern.net/docs/biology/1995-watanabe.pdf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnin#/media/File:Pnin.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnin#/media/File:Pnin.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/TheyreAWeirdMob.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivE6atKiPo

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Summer_of_Fear_1st_edition.png

i used to love lois duncan books

my folks had the Culotta in that edition, and the equivalent one of No Cava For Johnny

Someone in the UK has to start a music genre called Wally Funk.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51iSqaLr4UL._AC_SY580_.jpg

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rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_VPiMlso

love that video

pure joy

THE BIIIIGEEEESST

please don't read if you hate me

i used to have this idea in high school about music in public restrooms. i thought it would be a good idea for the volume to be as loud as possible. to cover up the noise of the shitting and grunting and paper over the resonating sound of piss slapping up against the back of a urinal as the man stands there, staring forward, blinking on occasion, trying not to be weird. i came up with a playlist of songs that were intended to bury all of this under powerful noise.

but now i realize that my whole approach to the "problem" of public restrooms was instead just revealing of my fears and expectations of other men. if i were asked to come up with a musical setting for a nonbinary or women's restroom, i wouldn't think to bury everything under noise. it would be a nice little jazzy playlist, i think. or maybe like sakamoto's Kajitsu playlist, along those lines. but when it comes, to men's restrooms, i'm immediately back at that beer festival in tianjin, in the dark "bathroom" tent, which was really just dozens of dudes pissing in total blackout conditions, and the grass in there was soaking wet. or in a trough at wrigley field in a cardinals jersey, and everyone's wasted. or just any men's restroom, which always features a giant puddle where you have to stand and it's always not 100% piss

the appropriate sound for that kind of situation for me is total noise. obliterate everything or at least make the entire room and situation a secondary concern

There's a guy with a chainsaw sitting on top of a tree outside my window (I'm three floors up) and lo0ping bits off and it's making me kind of queasy... oh thank God, he's just climbed down.

lopping not loOping

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THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

I just imagined my father's brother being married to my mother's sister, and boy did I have a hearty laugh with myself over that one.

Karl Malone bringing the Cursed Content

You know

I bet they have.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022/08/24/virginia-twins-married-salyers/

“Both of us always knew that we wanted to marry twins,” said Jeremy, noting that with their close relationship, it just made sense.

“We’d decided that if we couldn’t find twins to marry, then we just wouldn’t get married,” he said.

this is an extremely strange form of logic

Yeah, they definitely have then.

the best part is, none of you noticed that i switched the faces around on every single image above

ok i made that up. but it could have been true. they could be switching around on a daily basis, even hourly. that's why they wear the same clothes

xp you bet your ass they have, and they did it in a mirror maze

"I know," they all said together in an eerie monotone, smiling with unblinking eyes, "what if for this one we synchronized, so as to create a mirror image of each other?"

i want to see them do a laser show and acrobatic stunts, and a song and dance revue as well

“I was attracted to Briana and Josh was attracted to Brittany,” said Jeremy.

https://i.imgur.com/omFVjxy.gif

Kinda into this idea of going to the Twins Convention to pick up some chicks.

I dunno, Karl, even though I'm like 15 years older than you, maybe we look enough like third cousins to head up there and try it out.

sure, i'm probably free!

life subgoal: get thrown out of the twins convention for fraud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96v0zFw-tA

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https://assets.classicfm.com/2009/05/dmitri-shostakovich-1233767711-editorial-long-form-0.jpg

Oldish Bernard Sumner looks a lot like oldish Dmitri Shostakovich

Nobody know how water enter coconut

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xp you bet your ass they have, and they did it in a mirror maze

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 20:30 (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

i had completely forgotten about all...that! "twins and the twins they love" would be a good name for something.

i was actually coming to this thread to say that, if you're ever in a car with someone for like 5-10 hours, one cool move is to ask other people in the car if they have something they want to listen to, rather than commandeering the playlist for the entire ride. not sure who needs to hear it, but it's come up multiple times in the last year and i was thinking this thread might be a indirect way to change someone's life

But... I made this 11-hour playlist, synched to the mile markers!

Hours exploring Google Maps, timing it just right where "Biddies In the BK Lounge" comes on right as we're driving past the King of Prussia Burger King.

a seemingly innocuous road sign for the famous tri-county fair Mirror Maze appears

i try to determine if i would die if i roll out of the vehicle and into the ditch