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Any good songs about farting?

visiting, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

Steely Dan - Fire In The Hole

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

Oh damn


Any good songs about farting?

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Covfefe and TV (ken c), Friday, 19 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

from my "Release Radar"

Gotham, Talib Kweli & Diamond D - The Quiet One

nashwan, Friday, 19 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link

The Go-Betweens - A Bad Debt Follows You

henry s, Friday, 19 March 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

Genesis - Who Dunnit?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

R.E.M. - Mine Smell Like Honey

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

kudos

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

lol wb ken c

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

Prince - Starfish and Coffee

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

Marvin Gaye - heard it through the grapevine

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Ooh, That Smell

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link

Danzig - Not of This World

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

Lambchop - The Daily Growl
Lambchop - My Blue Wave

Ignore the neighsayers: grow a lemon tree (ledge), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - Nobody's Fault But Mine

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

AC/DC - For Those About to Fart...We Salute You!!!!

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

it's a long way to the top if you want to fart a lot

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Bob Dylan – 'Idiot Wind'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

The Jimi Hendrix Experience – 'The Wind Cries Mary'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

Scorpions - Wind of Change

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Elton John – 'Candle in the Wind'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Elton John - Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Genesis - Silent Sorry In Empty Boats

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

*Sorrow

ah fuck it

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

Elton John - Honky Cat

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

anything by The Airborne Toxic Event

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

Genesis - A Trick of the Tail

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

Don't Stand so Close to Me
Every Breath You Take
Message in a Bottle

BrianB, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Doves - The Sulphur Man

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It
Marvin Gaye - Mercy Mercy Me
Doors - Back Door Man

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Every song on Pet Sounds.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Even more so when you consider that a 'pet' (the t is silent, just like, you know) is a fart in French.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

Prince-Soft And Wet

X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

Sade - Sweetest Taboo

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

'Smooth Operator' too.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JoILLznAU

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

Beastie Boys - Egg Raid on Mojo

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

Blondie - I'm Always Touched By Your Presence Dear

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

Oasis - Gas Panic!

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

The Goodies - "Blowing Off"

Mark G, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

Oh hang on, are they not supposed to really be

Mark G, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

Shaggy - It Wasn't Me

Josefa, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

Kyuss - Sky Valley

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 19 March 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e070YC28Ps

xzanfar, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMUGKmwXleg

xzanfar, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

Jute Gyte

Forced Entropy
Lugubrious Games (Sans Frontières)
Forces of Self Shedding
Like the Woodcutter Sawing His Hands
Machinery That Renders Debt Infinite
The Norms That Author the Self Render the Self Substitutable
The Fire of This

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

Carcass - Carneous Cacoffiny

chap, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link

High on Fire - Warhorn

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

Bananarama - Methane Jones

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

Metallica -

No Remorse
Creeping Death
The Thing That Should Not Be
The Unforgiven

chap, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link

Nas - It Ain't Hard To Tell

paolo, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link

Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It?

paolo, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

Bjork -

It's Oh So Quiet
Alarm Call

chap, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

Metallica - Seek & Destroy
Metallica - Escape
Metallica - Damage inc.
Metallica - Disposable Heroes

charlie rex, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Pulp - "They Suffocate at Night"

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 07:03 (three years ago) link

Dogfight Giggle by Todd Rundgren - a fart cues the transition from dogfight noises to giggle noises

BrianB, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

Bee Gees - some backside gifts
(now you know what “Barry Gibb” is Australian slang for):

“I've Gotta Get a Message to You"
“Spirits (Having Flown)”
“I Started A Joke”
“Tragedy”

pretty sure “Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” fits in there somehow. don’t know where the Cucumber Castle album enters into all of this, but I feel it deserves a special mention.

and yes, imago and others, “If Only I Had My Mind on Something Else". f*** the haters!

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link

The original German lyric of 99 luftbalon translates at the end "I think of you and let one fly"

Mark G, Thursday, 25 March 2021 08:40 (three years ago) link

She's letting one of those ‘Luftballons’ fly in the face of facts, probably – this was posted yesterday in the Covidiots in music thread:

Nena has now gone over fully to the dark side, supporting the German anti-lockdown, coronavirus-skeptic 'Querdenker' movement and endorsing music by conspiracy theorist Xavier Naidoo.
https://www.rnd.de/promis/nena-solidarisiert-sich-mit-querdenkern-und-postet-verschworungssong-von-xavier-naidoo-D75Z6WYCPNA55GV3PPQRI2SLYA.html
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, woensdag 24 maart 2021 1:52

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 09:19 (three years ago) link

ripped this absolute classic of the genre from one of the *earlier* fart song threads on ILM:

Billy Joel - You're Only Human (Second Wind)

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 09:22 (three years ago) link

Loving the themed ones

Cranberries

Animal Instinct
Loud and Clear
Why?
Chocolate Brown
All over now?
Waltzing Back
I'm still remembering

Bonus tracks:
Odour to my family
Asstral Projections

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

(there was meant to be "linger", of course, after "chocolate brown")

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

Prodigy - Firestarter
Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
The Beatles - Within You Without You
Duke Ellington - Such Sweet Thunder
Megadeath - The Conjuring
V/A - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

guillotines aren't just for royalty anymore (PBKR), Friday, 9 April 2021 12:34 (three years ago) link

Taylor Swift - Breathe (Taylor's Version)

peace, man, Friday, 9 April 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link

John Cougar Mellencamp - 'Rumbleseat'

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 April 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

the complete oeufffre of Puff “Fart Boy For Life” Daddy. No Way Out? didn’t think so!

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Bill Withers - Naked and Warm (Heaven! Oh Heaven!)
Bill Withers - It Ain't Because of Me, Baby
Bill Withers - You Just Can't Smile It Away

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 October 2022 00:31 (one year ago) link

Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye

peace, man, Thursday, 27 October 2022 11:23 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Cat Stevens - Morning Has Broken

Emperor - Thus Spake the Nightspirit

Richie Valens - Oh, Donna

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 20:47 (eleven months ago) link

Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye

A+

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 21:36 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pearl Jam - Dissident

for the line

"She had to turn around
when she couldn't hold, oh, she farted
a dissident is here"

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:31 (eleven months ago) link

The Beatles - Within You Without You

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:37 (eleven months ago) link

Beatles kinda were pioneers in this field, really

"From Me to You"
"Get Back"
"Happiness is a Warm Gun"
"Fixing a Hole"
"I'm Only Sleeping"
"The Bitter End/You Can't Do That"

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:52 (eleven months ago) link

Go-Betweens - A Bad Debt Follows You

henry s, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:32 (eleven months ago) link

Sweet Child of Mine
Welcome to the Jungle
Don’t Cry

29 facepalms, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:49 (eleven months ago) link

Love in an Elevator

peace, man, Friday, 12 May 2023 13:15 (eleven months ago) link

four months pass...

Barry White - Come On
The Miracles - Eww, Baby Baby
Chicago - Hard Habit to Break
Howard Jones - No One is to Blame

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 September 2023 23:34 (seven months ago) link

Paul Simon

Slip Sliding Away
Stranded in a Limousine

peace, man, Friday, 15 September 2023 12:12 (seven months ago) link

GNR, "Out to Get Me"

"I got something I've been building up inside/For so fuckin' long!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 September 2023 12:18 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Natalie Cole - Too Much Mister
Al Green - I Stand Accused
O'Jays - Give the People What They Want
Public Enemy - Caught, Can We Get a Witness?

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 15:19 (five months ago) link

Graham Parker - Howlin' Wind

also, Squeezing Out Sparks, an entire album about farting.

henry s, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:51 (five months ago) link

Source Direct- Approach and Identify
Sparks- When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing)
Namie Amuro- Body Feels Exit

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:08 (five months ago) link

Natalie Cole - Too Much Mister
Al Green - I Stand Accused
O'Jays - Give the People What They Want
Public Enemy - Caught, Can We Get a Witness?


“Back Stabbers” for the O’Jays, surely?

and let me complete the Al Green trilogy: “Here I Am (Come And Take Me)” and “Look What You Done For Me”

slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:13 (five months ago) link

The biggest banger (literally)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfkHgyAPWE

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 17:47 (five months ago) link

this is not the first time you've posted that.

not sure how to feel about it tbh. i mean i guess it belongs here, so.

"another slice of death, please." (Austin), Friday, 17 November 2023 18:27 (five months ago) link

Lol my memory is shit

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 18:32 (five months ago) link

Spotify playlist please

active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Friday, 17 November 2023 19:05 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY8l0Jg3lY

Siegbran, Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:26 (five months ago) link

five months pass...

Lou Rawls - Trouble Down Here Below
Rod Stewart - Is That the Thanks I Get?
Paul McCartney - That Was Me
Mogwai - Killing All the Flies

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:30 (one hour ago) link


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