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Prince - Starfish and Coffee

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

Marvin Gaye - heard it through the grapevine

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Ooh, That Smell

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link

Danzig - Not of This World

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

Lambchop - The Daily Growl
Lambchop - My Blue Wave

Ignore the neighsayers: grow a lemon tree (ledge), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - Nobody's Fault But Mine

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

AC/DC - For Those About to Fart...We Salute You!!!!

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

it's a long way to the top if you want to fart a lot

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Bob Dylan – 'Idiot Wind'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

The Jimi Hendrix Experience – 'The Wind Cries Mary'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

Scorpions - Wind of Change

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Elton John – 'Candle in the Wind'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Elton John - Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Genesis - Silent Sorry In Empty Boats

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

*Sorrow

ah fuck it

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:39 (three years ago) link

Elton John - Honky Cat

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

anything by The Airborne Toxic Event

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

Genesis - A Trick of the Tail

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

Don't Stand so Close to Me
Every Breath You Take
Message in a Bottle

BrianB, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Doves - The Sulphur Man

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It
Marvin Gaye - Mercy Mercy Me
Doors - Back Door Man

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Every song on Pet Sounds.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Even more so when you consider that a 'pet' (the t is silent, just like, you know) is a fart in French.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

Prince-Soft And Wet

X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

Sade - Sweetest Taboo

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

'Smooth Operator' too.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JoILLznAU

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

Beastie Boys - Egg Raid on Mojo

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link

Blondie - I'm Always Touched By Your Presence Dear

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

Oasis - Gas Panic!

PaulTMA, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

The Goodies - "Blowing Off"

Mark G, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

Oh hang on, are they not supposed to really be

Mark G, Friday, 19 March 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

Shaggy - It Wasn't Me

Josefa, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

Kyuss - Sky Valley

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 19 March 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e070YC28Ps

xzanfar, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMUGKmwXleg

xzanfar, Friday, 19 March 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

Kenny Rogers - 'The Gambler'

The chorus, specifically.

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link

T. Rex - Life's A Gas
The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe
Aphrodite's Child - Seven Trumpets

judged and found wanting by the steve hoffman forums (Matt #2), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

Johann Sebastian Bach – Air on the G String

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

Rockin' Sidney - 'My Toot Toot'

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

Olivier Messiaen – 'Danse de la fureur, pour les sept trompettes'

pomenitul, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

Mirah - 'Light the Match'

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link

Beach Boys - 'Let the Wind Blow'

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

I Shall Be Released

the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Friday, 19 March 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

Nick Lowe - I Love the Sound of Breaking (Gl)ass

that's not my post, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

Pulp - "They Suffocate at Night"

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 07:03 (three years ago) link

Dogfight Giggle by Todd Rundgren - a fart cues the transition from dogfight noises to giggle noises

BrianB, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

Bee Gees - some backside gifts
(now you know what “Barry Gibb” is Australian slang for):

“I've Gotta Get a Message to You"
“Spirits (Having Flown)”
“I Started A Joke”
“Tragedy”

pretty sure “Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” fits in there somehow. don’t know where the Cucumber Castle album enters into all of this, but I feel it deserves a special mention.

and yes, imago and others, “If Only I Had My Mind on Something Else". f*** the haters!

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 08:20 (three years ago) link

The original German lyric of 99 luftbalon translates at the end "I think of you and let one fly"

Mark G, Thursday, 25 March 2021 08:40 (three years ago) link

She's letting one of those ‘Luftballons’ fly in the face of facts, probably – this was posted yesterday in the Covidiots in music thread:

Nena has now gone over fully to the dark side, supporting the German anti-lockdown, coronavirus-skeptic 'Querdenker' movement and endorsing music by conspiracy theorist Xavier Naidoo.
https://www.rnd.de/promis/nena-solidarisiert-sich-mit-querdenkern-und-postet-verschworungssong-von-xavier-naidoo-D75Z6WYCPNA55GV3PPQRI2SLYA.html
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, woensdag 24 maart 2021 1:52

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 09:19 (three years ago) link

ripped this absolute classic of the genre from one of the *earlier* fart song threads on ILM:

Billy Joel - You're Only Human (Second Wind)

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 25 March 2021 09:22 (three years ago) link

Loving the themed ones

Cranberries

Animal Instinct
Loud and Clear
Why?
Chocolate Brown
All over now?
Waltzing Back
I'm still remembering

Bonus tracks:
Odour to my family
Asstral Projections

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

(there was meant to be "linger", of course, after "chocolate brown")

Covfefe and TV (ken c), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

Prodigy - Firestarter
Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
The Beatles - Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
The Beatles - Within You Without You
Duke Ellington - Such Sweet Thunder
Megadeath - The Conjuring
V/A - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

guillotines aren't just for royalty anymore (PBKR), Friday, 9 April 2021 12:34 (three years ago) link

Taylor Swift - Breathe (Taylor's Version)

peace, man, Friday, 9 April 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link

John Cougar Mellencamp - 'Rumbleseat'

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 April 2021 12:44 (three years ago) link

the complete oeufffre of Puff “Fart Boy For Life” Daddy. No Way Out? didn’t think so!

Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Bill Withers - Naked and Warm (Heaven! Oh Heaven!)
Bill Withers - It Ain't Because of Me, Baby
Bill Withers - You Just Can't Smile It Away

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 October 2022 00:31 (one year ago) link

Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye

peace, man, Thursday, 27 October 2022 11:23 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Cat Stevens - Morning Has Broken

Emperor - Thus Spake the Nightspirit

Richie Valens - Oh, Donna

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 20:47 (eleven months ago) link

Leonard Cohen - Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye

A+

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 26 April 2023 21:36 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pearl Jam - Dissident

for the line

"She had to turn around
when she couldn't hold, oh, she farted
a dissident is here"

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:31 (eleven months ago) link

The Beatles - Within You Without You

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:37 (eleven months ago) link

Beatles kinda were pioneers in this field, really

"From Me to You"
"Get Back"
"Happiness is a Warm Gun"
"Fixing a Hole"
"I'm Only Sleeping"
"The Bitter End/You Can't Do That"

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 04:52 (eleven months ago) link

Go-Betweens - A Bad Debt Follows You

henry s, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:32 (eleven months ago) link

Sweet Child of Mine
Welcome to the Jungle
Don’t Cry

29 facepalms, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:49 (eleven months ago) link

Love in an Elevator

peace, man, Friday, 12 May 2023 13:15 (eleven months ago) link

four months pass...

Barry White - Come On
The Miracles - Eww, Baby Baby
Chicago - Hard Habit to Break
Howard Jones - No One is to Blame

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 September 2023 23:34 (seven months ago) link

Paul Simon

Slip Sliding Away
Stranded in a Limousine

peace, man, Friday, 15 September 2023 12:12 (seven months ago) link

GNR, "Out to Get Me"

"I got something I've been building up inside/For so fuckin' long!"

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 September 2023 12:18 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Natalie Cole - Too Much Mister
Al Green - I Stand Accused
O'Jays - Give the People What They Want
Public Enemy - Caught, Can We Get a Witness?

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 15:19 (five months ago) link

Graham Parker - Howlin' Wind

also, Squeezing Out Sparks, an entire album about farting.

henry s, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:51 (five months ago) link

Source Direct- Approach and Identify
Sparks- When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing)
Namie Amuro- Body Feels Exit

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:08 (five months ago) link

Natalie Cole - Too Much Mister
Al Green - I Stand Accused
O'Jays - Give the People What They Want
Public Enemy - Caught, Can We Get a Witness?


“Back Stabbers” for the O’Jays, surely?

and let me complete the Al Green trilogy: “Here I Am (Come And Take Me)” and “Look What You Done For Me”

slugbuggy, life has new meaning to me (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:13 (five months ago) link

The biggest banger (literally)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfkHgyAPWE

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 17:47 (four months ago) link

this is not the first time you've posted that.

not sure how to feel about it tbh. i mean i guess it belongs here, so.

"another slice of death, please." (Austin), Friday, 17 November 2023 18:27 (four months ago) link

Lol my memory is shit

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2023 18:32 (four months ago) link

Spotify playlist please

active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Friday, 17 November 2023 19:05 (four months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY8l0Jg3lY

Siegbran, Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:26 (four months ago) link


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