Neil Breen, filmmaker

Haven't checked out Double Pair yet but I noticed yesterday that you can stream it on a few of the big video apps. Much easier than when you had to buy directly from him.

xp have you seen the retrospective??

honestly, the retrospective is what drew me in, in the first first place. i saw a promo for it and thought it was just...fucking incredible. but before watching it i thought i should watch the films discussed

Inland Empire is a great comparison. Like, what is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1xPx_K6Do

it's incredible. the sound design

listen on headphones

xp have you seen the retrospective??

the first 40mins or so, yes. it's pretty weird and not unlike his movies in that his advice and commentary is kinda inscrutable, he repeats himself over and over, and brags about strange things like how he's "visited over 85% of all the major cities in the world"

this calendar was my favorite discovery so far:

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"I being with you...I love you...will you marry me??"

*girlfriend gets shot*

"Oh, jeez..."

10 hours later I am still laughing at "oh, jeez"

genuinely the thing that twin peaks: the return reminded me the most of was breen's i am here... now

Ozu, Bergman, Tarkovsky, Bresson, Breen, Ray, Bunuel

I Am Here...Now might be the most insane movie I've ever seen

so beautyfyuil

He's back!

https://cade-crossing.com/trailer/

(He appears to have both more and less of a budget now.)

fateful findings has one of the most satisfying ending involving 6 global elites profusely apologizing and then killing themselves that i've ever seen

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I've never seen any of this dude's films, but want something that scratches that The Room itch--what movie would be the best introduction?

Fateful Findings I think. Just packed from start to finish with hilariously terrible moments. A lot of zone out with Double Down especially the first 30 mins which mainly consist of him in the desert typing on clapped out laptops

yea the thing with these movies is if you're a bad enough filmmaker to create something so truly awful that it's actually hilarious then chances are you're making a lot of basic mistakes which renders parts of your movie unwatchable. Birdemic is a good example of this, iirc it begins with a 6 minute credits scene which just shows a guy driving up a hill, the mic work is so horrible you can barely tell what anyone is saying, and the shots are framed so bad sometimes you don't even know what you should be looking at. that stuff is all funny in its own way but it also makes big chunks of the movie really boring. The Room is special because it's shot and paced like an actual film (maybe closer to Hallmark than Hollywood but still), so the weirdness of everything really shines through.

Breen I think threads the needle pretty well but yeah Double Down has a lot of filler sections. some of them are wonderfully bizarre though, like a minute-long bit where he's just unloading 300 cans of tuna out of his trunk

Yeah I have heard a lot of stuff about the tuna in that movie, I can’t wait. It’s like a tuna /road trip film, I hope

i think he’s mentioned that he used multiple takes of the same scenes and edited them into different sections of double down, which i might (only partially tbh) explain why the movie feels like its going in circles. possibly mentioned in his insane almost 6hr movie about making “indie films” that i got about 90mins into but i’m not ruling out finishing one day.

anyway, double down is my personal favorite. it’s an endurance test but it’s also some real pure fever dream of a madman stuff. and i love the public domain ambient cop show music and stock footage.

right in a lot of ways it's more interesting to see a weird dude try to do a normal film than it is to see a weird dude try to do a weird film

in fact my working theory is that both Wiseau and Breen misunderstood what is was about them that people were fascinated with; Wiseau thought people found him to be a funny dialogue writer, Breen thought people were obsessed with his weird plot devices

hmm, im a little more charitable with breen, feel like there’s a pretty consistent through line. childlike morality, uncanny 90s PC game aesthetics, genocide (but in a good way), hacking… it’s all there from the start. i think he’s making what he wants to make, personally

wiseau seems like more of a lost soul to me, chasing after something he found by mistake but can no longer recreate…

I guess I'm referring to how his films just get consistently stranger and more incoherent, perhaps because people focused a lot more on Breen's own odd ideas than the plot and scene elements he ripped off. though I suppose it's more plausible that Double Down Breen didn't really have the know how to manifest any of the bizarre sci-fi plots pinging around in his head

will say though that compared to Wiseau the brilliant bits of Breen's movies seem a lot more deliberate, like he's legitimately a very interesting filmmaker, while Wiseau's is more down to convincing professionals that what he was doing was genuinely a movie and holding his ground whenever someone pointed out that his figures of speech made no sense. Breen I think would be more receptive if someone told him "there's a blatant continuity error in this shot" or "you should replace the pictures in those photo frames". on the other hand if someone filmed a long documentary where Wiseau explains his creative process it would be 98% bullshit

well, i didnt get get the sense that too many other people that might challenge the absurdity were involved with breens “five film retrospective” - def came off more like a “put a camcorder on the table and ride it out” type of affair to me

but yeah, “deliberate” is a good way to out. id agree that hes a genuinely interesting filmmaker and the way he consistently sticks to his peculiar guns is a big part of that. maybe its just me buying into the narrative but id like to think hes a legitimately weird person that is writing, directing, and acting out his weird fantasies. (also catering etc…)

i get get you mean about the sci-fi gimmicks tho. i might chalk it up to comparatively bugger budgets and using tech hes learning as he goes, notably green screen. but who can really say. weird guy!

btw I think "I Am Here...Now" might be a good dip into the Breeniverse, though there are scenes in it which make me think he perhaps is a little too self-aware. that bit where someone is tied up and getting beat up by a bunch of gangsters, with a sudden cut to a guy in a suit throwing up his hands and saying "I don't want any part of this"...I mean that could've been directly lifted from Tim and Eric

and then the long haired dude going "I like what I see"...if Breen wasn't trying to be funny there then he is indeed one of the strangest filmmakers Planet Earth has ever produced

i am here... now genuinely has a similar feeling to twin peaks: the return

ok so I decided to watch Fateful Findings again and you know what, it really is a lot like The Room. they are both utterly baffling in a lot of the same ways, stuffed to the gills with continuity errors and insanely bad acting. they also both feature the director inserting himself into the film as someone who is, not to be mean about this, someone who's 20 years younger and a lot more sexually appealing. also I think both movies are ones where just watching the more famous scenes doesn't really do it justice. you really need to see the whole thing. and like The Room all of Breen's films seem even stranger the second or third time you watch them.

one thing I find hilarious about his movies is the thing I referenced above...the man really doesn't know how to shoot busy scenes with more than a couple people in them. in Wiseau's stuff this comes across as a bunch of actors just kinda laughing and not knowing what to say. for Breen it's all these cutaways from the action to get a close-up on someone delivering their line. it's a really weird and unique thing which kinda makes some scenes feel like 90's RPG dialogue. his whole way of filming things is bizarre. this movie has so many extreme closeups on someone's face or feet. presumably there's an 'artistic' reason for why he's doing this but it really does make his films seem unlike anything else. there's no space anywhere.

also there's the uh...sexual overtones here. like The Room this movie has some sex scenes between him and someone much younger than him, in which the woman clearly seems uncomfortable. there is also the fact that nobody in his movies seem to be allowed to wear bras. the sexual chemistry between him and the Polish actress who plays his wife is, on a scale of 10, like a -5. but Breen looks super uncomfortable too! it is almost as if he has no idea what sex is! he has like, a 11 year old's understanding of it....you just get naked and touch each other.

some other observations...1) the woman who plays Amy, Jim's wife (who "suicides" him) is maybe the single worst actress I have ever seen. it's like SNL doing a parody of a porn film. she can't deliver a full sentence! 2) those scenes where Breen is naked in a dark room, embracing some woman who I assume is supposed to be his long lost childhood love? that woman's breasts are huge!! much unlike the actress that actually plays her! 3) is it just me or does the movie have two different psychologists used in two consecutive scenes that are played by the same person?? I'm not imagining that right?

actually, I think this movie might be even funnier than The Room. in part because Breen aims for a story that's so much stranger. yes, "The results are in...I definitely have breast cancer" is an amazing line. but it's got nothing on how the first half of this movie is like...90% about marital problems, only to have Breen randomly pepper in stuff like "I'm going to continue hacking into government systems to see what I can find out.....about the national AND international corruption that I definitely know is going on!!" and the ending is just like...what the fuck??

god, amazing movie, I'm not really much into film but honestly I enjoy this shit so much more than pretty much anything else

and yes to his stuff having a David Lynch vibe, though it kind of feels like he's just accidentally doing the stuff that Lynch does on purpose

Also, the Room only had like, one theme or subject more or less, and Breen regularly stuffs like 6-8 into every movie.

The Bob Pollard of bad filmmaking

I mean yeah how would you even describe the plot to this movie? it would come off like you're badly recounting the plots to at least 3 very different films, and if you think "wow how does he connect that all together" the answer is he doesn't even really try, because it probably all makes perfect sense in his head

it's very simple, it's just a story involving a double, there's a global secret and everyone's in on it, several people want to have sex with neil breen, and only neil breen can save everyone, also neil breen is going to deliver a huge speech that is VERY well received

I like how Breen’s end-of-film speeches get increasingly genocidal as he goes on, and this is even after the subplot in the first movie where he threatened to poison the water supply because he’s That Damn Good a special operator.

for Breen it's all these cutaways from the action to get a close-up on someone delivering their line.

i really, REALLY wanted him to mention ozu in his five film retrospective. of course, from what i watched, he said stuff like, “i like all movies, i'm inspired by all of them” instead

here's some trivia: the woman who plays Emily was one of the models in Zoolander!!

I am still baffled by the last 40 minutes of this movie. what does it mean when he finds Emily overdosed in her bed (whose last words before passing out were..."I'm sorry Dylan"?) and keeps saying "Emily...I knew it was you" ??? as usual he barely reacts to what should be a tragic moment, only to finally let out his emotions at the end of the scene, but he cranks up the music so you can't hear him yell what is clearly "OHHHH NOOOOO!"

The worst thing about that spinach clip from Fateful Findings is you can literally hear the sound of Breen's lips parting as he smiles

I did watch this on the thread's recommendation, and was not disappointed. (My girlfriend gave it five stars, and immediately asked me to look for more of his films.) frogbs OTM about the sudden cuts/transitions making it seem like video game cutscenes where the player is hitting "skip". I've been re-watching The Larry Sanders Show and thought Breen resembled Gary Shandling a little bit. Didn't like it quite as much as The Room, mostly because the slow panning shots dragged it down a bit, but that's a minor quibble.

the room's equivalent of that are the slow panning shots of the bridge (which, if i remember, are accompanied by people shouting "go! go! go! go!")

a lot of these kinds of movies have that problem, one because the directors have no sense of pacing, two because people are watching as comedies and not drama

I actually don't think the long shots are a big problem here (at least not after the first 5-10 minutes), imo the "drag" of the movie is how many scenes feel like repeats, sometimes in a literal sense. not just "didn't that already happen?" but also "isn't this the exact same scene from before?". if there was a storyboard it would resemble a Moebius strip. just kidding, I know there was no storyboard

Speaking of lynch, there’s that famous quote from Isabella Rossellini “if David weren’t making films he’d be out murdering women” — sorta feels like if breen weren’t making films he’d have shot up a school or place of worship years ago

15 minutes into Twisted Pair and I think this is already the most insane movie I have ever seen

What the fuck is happening in this boardroom

Ahahahahah the two rubber mice by the hobo. They even move around from shot to shot. This man is a genius.

Ok no this is fucking psychotic

have you watched pass thru yet? probably his most genocidal film, which is really saying something.

no, that's the one I'm missing, but I will rectify that soon

all of his films are available in a zip file at archive.org, by the way. pretty easy to search for.

had to go to sleep so I've still got half of Twisted Pair left. if I know Breen it's gonna get even wilder than it already is.

one thing this movie really does remind me of is Decker, particularly the "high budget" episodes with a lot of green screen and special effects. the fact that he's learning new tricks gives him so many more opportunities to screw things up. the scene where he's blowing up an abandoned building with a SWAT team (??) is jaw dropping stuff

oh yeah, that first season of decker seems to be directly inspired by double down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-EqQhF_9o

could it be a coincidence? (I don't believe in coincidences)

Yo, we got Breen update!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnrjVvIG1k

He’s worldwide, with festival screenings in the UK and Sweden!

Also, content warning: this is just Neil talking directly to camera for like 7+ minutes, so best viewed at 1.25x or more.

The quadracopter shots from Pass-Thru had the audience all going “whooaaaaaAAhHHHHH” when it would pull high