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Luddites were fighting capitalism not technology though

rob, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link

i already said progress & modernity

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

Sorry, the thread context may have misled me? I get annoyed by the popular misunderstanding of Luddites as being against technological change per se (like they'd be smashing Playstations today or something), rather than against deskilling of their labor and subsequent wage slashing. I mean they're not politically conservative in any way.

Anyway, I am sympathetic to an abstract, idealized version of small-c conservatism that is motivated by a desire to understand and preserve the past.

rob, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link

I am sympathetic to an abstract, idealized version of small-c conservatism that is motivated by a desire to understand and preserve the past.

This is indeed preferable to, say, Marinetti-style Futurism.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

I was exploiting a possibly overliteral definition of conservatism to complain about the basically uncritical glorification of industrialism found across the political spectrum today- because some leftists will call you a fascist if you take issue with this (fascism being famously anti-industrial apparently)

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

to me anti-industrialism is what sets hippies aside from leftists, at least since marx there has been a ‘game recognize game’ dynamic.

i don’t agree that people are too uncritical of industrialism and progress today, but to the extent they are it’s probably a reflection of the strong nostalgic strain on the left. leftists are wistful for industrialism as we enter a post-industrial age

flopson, Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

if the whole "capitalism is an improvement" thing is a necessary part of being a leftist then i'm much more of a hippie

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link

i've been thinking about limnits, i guess, and grey areas. also violence. here's an uncool conservative belief: violence is unavoidable.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

https://streamable.com/t1pzpx

exist in theory (esby), Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

lol

imago, Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link

lol x2

Another one: utopia is unachievable for the foreseeable future because biological existence is itself broken rather than just us anthropocentric apes and the sociopolitical systems we have set up to bear the unbearable. I draw no quietist conclusions from this, however. Something must be done to improve our lot, be it almost nothing. So not quite a conservative belief per se, but definitely an uncool one ca. 2021.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

i thought u were talking about industrialism and technological progress. anyways, recognizing emancipatory potential of industry’s productive forces is pretty old school

The bourgeoisie, during its rule of scarce one hundred years, has created more massive and more colossal productive forces than have all preceding generations together. Subjection of Nature’s forces to man, machinery, application of chemistry to industry and agriculture, steam-navigation, railways, electric telegraphs, clearing of whole continents for cultivation, canalisation of rivers, whole populations conjured out of the ground — what earlier century had even a presentiment that such productive forces slumbered in the lap of social labour?

The productive forces at the disposal of society no longer tend to further the development of the conditions of bourgeois property; on the contrary, they have become too powerful for these conditions, by which they are fettered, and so soon as they overcome these fetters, they bring disorder into the whole of bourgeois society, endanger the existence of bourgeois property. The conditions of bourgeois society are too narrow to comprise the wealth created by them. And how does the bourgeoisie get over these crises? On the one hand by enforced destruction of a mass of productive forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by the more thorough exploitation of the old ones. That is to say, by paving the way for more extensive and more destructive crises, and by diminishing the means whereby crises are prevented.

The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.

but even marx and engels couldn’t help wax nostalgic about the cottage-core small scale skilled craftsmen mode of production that predates industrial production and division of labour. it’s something that’s always been confusing to me in marxism. if workers are going to exploit this industrial technology to form a revolutionary class, and then overthrow it and return to an idyllic pre-industrial form of production where labor is not alienated (the quote about being a “fisherman in the afternoon”) presumably they would also lose the corresponding increase in standard of living that came from industrial production?

flopson, Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

xps to Left

flopson, Saturday, 20 March 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

marx is confusing on this as on many other issues (imperialism, primitive accumulation, the state, the bourgeoisie) where he clearly has qualms with something he needs (in this case a whiggish notion of progress applied to modes of production) to make part of the theory work and/or win an argument with a rival. his worst followers removed all ambivalence or ambiguity

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link

Marijuana should be 100% legal but public smoking of it--and public smoking of anything (tobacco, vape smoke, banana peels)-- should be shunned by all right thinking people.
I don't want your second hand smoke.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

That's not a conservative view, it's nanny state liberalism

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

does 2nd hand vapour bother people (besides the smell)? serious q

can we still smoke in the park if we're like 50 yards away?

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link

liberalism

words with contradictory meanings

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

I assumed the smell was what was being objected to. Of vaping that is, not liberalism.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

i was wondering if it caused respiratory issues for some ppl in which case fair enough. if it's jsut the smell then get rid of cars first and then we'll talk

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

liberalism doesn't smell that great either these days

nothing (Left), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

weed smells good

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

I assumed the smell was what was being objected to. Of vaping that is, not liberalism.


Yes. Poison yer lungs if you want with unregulated shit but I don't want to ingest it.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

Look I thought this was a judgement free zone. Of course ban cars. Ban everything. Murder me.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

ban cars

Take it to the reveal your cool revolutionary beliefs thread.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

weed smells good

My uncool conservative belief is it smells like shit. Not literally.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

sounds like the people smoking near you just haven't found the right strain

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

It smells good when you're smoking it, terrible when you're not.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link

weed smells good, so does tobacco and petrol.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

No they don't. Paraffin does though.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

Tobacco also smells good when you're smoking it. Gasoline smells great at all times (cue 'Gasoline Dreams').

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

yeah that's good too.

bad smells: burnt hair, moxibustion smoke, halva

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

Also bad:

Semen Smell

I don't want to necro this thread but it had to be acknowledged somehow.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

sounds like the people smoking near you just haven't found the right strain

It's not so much people smoking it as people who've smoked so much of it they stink of it.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

I mean if I am walking past someone in the street and they are smoking tobacco or weed or most vape fluids, that's generally a good smell, but any of these infused into stale clothes with sweat are bad.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:28 (three years ago) link

the weird semen smell from whatever tree that is, it's not offensive but I don't enjoy it

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

The linden tree? Per that Mitchell and Webb sketch? I never got that at all. Those smells have nothing in common.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:32 (three years ago) link

I don't know if it's the linden, it really does smell like fruity cum though

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link

it's the bradford pear tree, big tree with white flowers all over in the spring

superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:35 (three years ago) link

This is a bit of a tangent but I was really confused when I found out Brits call linden tea 'lime flower tea'. I mean, lime trees are something else entirely.

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link

Was confused about this in a book I just read (Bringing Up the Bodies, maybe):

Tilia is a genus of about 30 species of trees or bushes, native throughout most of the temperate Northern Hemisphere. The tree is known as linden for the European species, and basswood for North American species. In Britain and Ireland they are commonly called lime trees or lime bushes, although they are not closely related to the tree that produces the lime fruit.

bulb after bulb, Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

semen and weed both smell amazing sheesh

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link

i mean they gotta be fresh otherwise yeah they smell bad

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Saturday, 20 March 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

Male gingko trees, when fruiting, can smell pretty nastily of sex.

As for

It smells good when you're smoking it, terrible when you're not.

This is true of most smokables and most smokers ime. When you're smoking something, it's on fire right underneath your nose. So it smells fine to you because you immediately become nose-blind to it. Everyone around you? Not so much.

Hence, smokers frequently don't understand why nonsmokers are annoyed by the smell of smoke
And nonsmokers don't understand why smokers don't understand their annoyance.

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 March 2021 01:01 (three years ago) link

It smells good when you're smoking it, terrible when you're not.

i prefer the smell when someone else is smoking it, especially at a distance. it's sweeter? and i love the smell of weed itself (like, not being smoked) best

flopson, Sunday, 21 March 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

Flopson, in my youth I loved the smell of pipe tobacco, but only when someone else was smoking - when I smoked a pipe myself it wasn't nearly as nice (because of the nise-blind phenomenon). My college roommate and I would sometimes take turns for precisely that reason.

Also I have always loved the smell of cigarettes before they're burned. I used to live in a city where when the wind was right you could smell the tobacco drying in barns and it was lovely.

vaya con carne (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 21 March 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link

tobacco pre-burnt smells like raisins to me

flopson, Sunday, 21 March 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link

It's the sweet chestnut that smells of semen. Around June/July, when they're flowering, the woods fair reek of jizz.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Sunday, 21 March 2021 09:13 (three years ago) link


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