https://i.imgur.com/VK6kgV1.gif
― BrianB, Monday, 26 April 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link
If Elon and his brother had a baby (get working on that tech, Elon), he might look like Dwight Yoakam:
http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/hollywood/portraits/dwight_yoakam.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 April 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
double Weingarten, maximum damage
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Monday, April 26, 2021 6:07 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 April 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link
It is actually not hard to think that the success of Tesla (which has to do with a lot of people not named Elon Musk in addition to Elon Musk) is a very good thing for the environment
hahahaha no
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 April 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link
Space X has pulled off some pretty wild shit but Musk comes off like a total choad. I kind of hope they get the rockets to Mars working as there is a bunch of mf'ers I would like to get sent off the Earth as soon as possible.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link
go to mars bitch— br◎seph (@on3ness) June 24, 2019
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/dfzbMN1.jpeg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 02:51 (three years ago) link
wrong thread but it probably works anywhere
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link
Musk is really the Platonic ideal of a choad, for me.
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 03:36 (three years ago) link
Don't think he gives a shit about climate changeWho gives a shit about what he gives a shit about?― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, April 26, 2021 11:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Who gives a shit about what he gives a shit about?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, April 26, 2021 11:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
people who say he's doing good things for the environment
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link
lmao
https://i.ibb.co/PYrJZrx/158635459-2808118269439231-3091014651316252244-n.jpg
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link
https://www.wsj.com/articles/tesla-makes-more-money-trading-bitcoin-than-selling-cars-11619517615
$101mn in Bitcoin trading, $500mn in selling emissions credits and -$77mn in actually selling cars.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link
idk what this guy is talking about all the time its a little bit inside baseball but he seems to be alleging that theres no evidence that tesla has actually sold all those credits
After some looking into China NEV program. Since there is speculation $tsla got paid by VW in China to the tune of 100s of millions in Q1.Again, there are no receipts and all bound by confidentiality agreement. There was reuters report but no comment by either.Let's look.— Mindful Capitalist (aka socialist) (@HappiestYogi) April 28, 2021
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:26 (three years ago) link
Where tesla has been making a packet in credits is Europe, they sell them to other car makers who can’t make their emissions targets, whatever else you say about tesla, getting your competitors to subsidise your products is a pretty good trick whilst it lasts.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 29 April 2021 04:14 (three years ago) link
🤣🤣— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2021
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 1 May 2021 08:52 (three years ago) link
in that thread, the same moronic argument I've seen used to justify NFTs, it must have gone out in a crypto newsletter or something
Before you get triggered, educate yourself on the basics of Bitcoin mining and how it consumes magnitudes less energy than the existing financial system👇https://t.co/Qh4ATx4x5m— Dan Held (@danheld) April 29, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 1 May 2021 08:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/1601YcX/180668668-456247552301948-9111268922997487158-n.jpg
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link
ahh
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link
also please tell me that Elon isn't writing his own skits
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link
they should let him tho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
world's first 2 hour Dogecoin sketch
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link
looked at the thread and he's enthusiastically approving and ineptly yes-anding people's dogecoin suggestions
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 2 May 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
he's gonna pump the price and then sell all of his Doge live on tv and lead to a massive selloff
the SEC will be too busy laughing to care
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 May 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
I hope they let him do his doge coin skit, and it becomes his adrian brody snl moment
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 2 May 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link
looked that up: yikes and loool
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 2 May 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5SsglPc.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 8 May 2021 07:33 (two years ago) link
dog coin is down 25% already
― frogbs, Sunday, 9 May 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link
he has got to be the most boring and awkward man on the planet. even Prince Phillip has more charisma than this guy. and I don't mean Prince Phillip last month
― frogbs, Sunday, 9 May 2021 04:28 (two years ago) link
this is some exquisite torture
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 May 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link
has Aykroyd really never hosted? I guess it wasn't ~expected~ of breakout stars to come back and bless the show in his day
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 9 May 2021 12:11 (two years ago) link
I dunno, Chevy Chase came back. if he never did I bet there's a story there.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 9 May 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link
Ackroyd hosted in 2003.
Musk was painfully bad but Ill attribute his mannerisms to Aspergers which I honestly didn't know he had (not that it makes me like him any more; actually I don't hate him as much as everyone else, he's a billionaire fool who has some good tech and whose company would likely do better without him). I turned off after that Mario bit, wtf was that.
― akm, Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
awesome to be one of the most powerful people in the world and never mention that youre autistic or try to improve the lives of autistic people in any way then bring it up to deflect the fact that youre going to suck on tv lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link
one of my best friends guessed a month ago he figured Elon had Aspergers (he has two autistic grown children, so he's very familiar).
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
I thought Asperger's was no longer an existing diagnosis
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 May 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
Also, I've never heard this guy talk before, does he have a South African accent or does he not? He seemed to at first and then it went away?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 May 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link
seems likely this is a self diagnosis cause neither he nor anyone associated with him, a man who has multiple books and countless articles written about him, has ever mentioned it before, it wouldnt be a recent thing since its been defunct as an official diagnosis for the better part of a decade
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:19 (two years ago) link
he could just be lying for personal gain
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
yep
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
jfc
The defense calls Wario. pic.twitter.com/D2ANjRmbMO— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) May 9, 2021
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
Could be real, could be a way to shield himself from criticism for just being a walking cringe factory
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
some pretty bad tesla news recently that hasnt quite coalesced in popular perception, cld easily be more to come too
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
Babylon Bee should pivot to video and let Elon be their Tosh just to really put the nail in his cultural capital coffin
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
elon musk should become the editor of https://www.houstonchronicle.com/
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 9 May 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link
not for any particular reason, it's just a really mediocre landing spot
https://edition.cnn.com/2021/05/06/investing/tesla-investor-sells-shares/index.html
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 9 May 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link
this to me is the big one
Here's something I always like to share randomly at 11:30pm ET/8:30pm PT on a Saturday night — Elon Musk lied about Tesla's self-driving capabilities which artificially inflated the company's stock valuation and caused the deaths of several human drivers https://t.co/nF47ZnVZpI— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) May 9, 2021
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 May 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link
lol wait is this what saturday night live is like?
― plax (ico), Sunday, 9 May 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link
yeah, every time i see a SNL clip i'm dumbfounded. maybe if they went every other week the writers would have time to come up with anything at all that is funny
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 9 May 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link