basketblolz

her expression just starts to crack at the end lol

I was aware of this channel (Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't) before but hadn't watched much until a friend sent me a link to the videos he made in the UP of Michigan, where I grew up. Having lived in Chicago I find the heavy accent mostly hilarious, it's like watching one of the Superfans talk about botany and geology. Other people might find it a bit much but I dunno.

This is one of his UP videos:

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🐦[That’s some high IQ ball right there, @iAmSJ🕸 pic.twitter.com/Y5N6ckYCgS🕸
— Toronto Raptors (@Raptors) April 27, 2021🕸]🐦

What the fuck?

I blame Zing app

New Timberwolves owner is a massive goofball with a severe case of LinkedIn brain pic.twitter.com/V3HGJetbPv

— Trenton Hassles Carmelo (@TrentonHassles) April 30, 2021

SPOTAKE would be a good name for an erik spoelstra-hosted podcast

haa

it’s officially been ten years since the greatest tweet of all time pic.twitter.com/nmAo4N6mfh

— Sarah Hagi (@KindaHagi) May 1, 2021

14 years ago the “We Believe” Warriors smacked the #1 seed Mavs in the playoffs... Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson had a legendary postgame celebration 😂

(via All The Smoke)

pic.twitter.com/Git04GMf1y

— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) May 3, 2021

lmao good stuff

I'm in tears.

<3 <3 <3

pic.twitter.com/4mp4G9IJLY

— Wobsell Westbrook (@WorldWideWob) May 4, 2021

Had a girlfriend who thought Serge Ibaka’s name was Sir Chewbacca for like 3 years.

— Cameron Carey (@careycam) May 4, 2021

lmao

that snoop story is amaaaaaaaazing

worked lol

Uh, can we talk about these noises Rondo made while closing out on Kyle Kuzma? Sounded like he was ad-libbing for a mariachi band. pic.twitter.com/AtNQ9yUozw

— E'Twaun Paramoore (Still Suspended) (@MarcoRomo_) May 7, 2021

*Kenyon Martin Jr. dunks and screams in Brook Lopez’s face*

Brook Lopez: pic.twitter.com/OZSyw8tGPX

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 8, 2021

lol

Lopez bros are hilarious lmao

FVV said “fuck tampa” pic.twitter.com/ilOnKLBjYa

— a. Nour 🌙 (@raptorsIn6ixx) May 10, 2021

lmaoo

i dont know enough abt florida but what is the hierarchy of fl cities? seems like after miami its p dire

not an expert in any way but miami >>>>> orlando=tampa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jacksonville>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tallahassee?

I have hung out in Stuart. It was.. p lame tbh

Zach LaVine, Chicago Bulls, former Timberwolves teammate: Rookie year after he got traded to us (in 2015). He gets to the gym early. As a rookie you get to the gym real early like at 3 or 3:30 for the game. In the locker room there used to be a couch and TV next to the kitchen, so we walk in and KG’s there. It looks like he’s been there. He’s watching the movie “Gladiator.” It’s the final scene where Russell Crowe is fighting for his life. He sees me and Andrew (Wiggins) and he’s like, ‘Come here, come here.’

So we walk over there. He’s real into the movie. “You see this shit right here, this is what this shit’s about. You die for what you believe in. You die for your boys. This is that mentality we need to have going into the game. It’s about war. It’s about going down with your boys. I love this shit. This shit gives me goosebumps.”

I look, and he actually has goosebumps. I’m a big KG guy and I’m like “Yeah, I’m with you man. This is how we gotta play.” He’s like “right, Zach. You feel me Wiggs?”

Andrew Wiggins says “I don’t know even know what ‘Gladiator’ is, I’ve never heard of this movie.” The look on his face was like perplexed. Not anger, but just like get out of my face. So he just looks at us and says, “Y’all go get ready for the game, man.”

kg right about wiggins

Lol let me see the ticket bro https://t.co/MK3dmgswqI

— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) May 17, 2021

lol kwame brown

not sure if yall saw this yesterday

This is nuts! 🥜 Lakers in 4! 😂 pic.twitter.com/b2QwMeYOMq

— DJ POOH (@DJPooh) May 18, 2021

That Valanciunas flop made me think of the time he stormed the court of the Lithuanian league All-Star Game dressed as a wizard. Not a Washington Wizard. An actual wizard. pic.twitter.com/XiUOZOx4Lk

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) May 20, 2021

Forgot he also dressed as a referee at one point and he helped his opponent dunk in the game too. cc: @minakimes pic.twitter.com/peGwNtrBda

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) May 20, 2021

I’ve been watching basketball my whole life. I’ve never heard a noise like this from a free throw attempt 😭😭pic.twitter.com/fGjHsEn6OR

— Fredo🗽 (@goknickstape) May 23, 2021

this dude really silenced ALL of MSG. elite pic.twitter.com/ItFTw4hvYX

— Joe Ali (@JoeAli) May 24, 2021

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2VOZc6VcAUxoyC?format=jpg&name=medium

is he in some clown competition or what

so the new celeb / middleaged guy rollercoaster situation is like 1) do something bad in public that loses you your job and/or place of influence 2) start to fall towards the bottom and make people worry about your well-being 3) discover crypto

starting to worry about this middle aged guy stuff. seems like some real shit

too true

he tweeted that directly after the biggest crypto crash ever too idk

Squad got in on the #PassThePhoneChallenge 😎 pic.twitter.com/REZs2puFTo

— Golden State Warriors (@warriors) May 27, 2021

Dying at the ending.

yah classic klay

that was good lol

Kwame Brown had a YouTube stream yesterday that did 269,000 views. https://t.co/qqJhvWs7Oo

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) May 27, 2021

Can't decide what's better:

🔥 LeBron James' moves
🤣 Andre Drummond's impersonations of LeBronpic.twitter.com/mcmhKCU9sa

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) May 28, 2021

crowder cant do all this extra business and shoot 10% its just not couth

Earlier I tweeted about the importance of Game 5 and tonight we have two series tied at 2-2, Lakers vs. Suns and Trailblazers vs. Nuggets. LOL I guess I know a little bit about basketball 🤣

— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) June 1, 2021

magic is perd hapley

burn

“Come to the Lakers”

“Gotta be the Suns now”

👀 Steph pic.twitter.com/SXJTmudGRs

— Chief Hunny Bun 🍯 (@huunh) June 2, 2021