lol, yeah was gonna say, my small handful of YT videos mostly exist to annoy any random googler who accidentally happens upon them. Seems like what the service is there for, pretty much.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
A service that occasionally interrupts your spotify playlists with track idents and optional ai generated jingles and dj chat.
― I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Saturday, 8 May 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link
A brand of fish sticks called Cod Pieces
― Triumph of the Willa Cather (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 8 May 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
a murder mystery novel about a professional-chef-turned-murder-mystery-novelist that gets wrapped up in an actual murder. Excerpts from the chef-novelist's work show that he uses only detailed food or cooking imagery to describe the gruesome crime scenes. gradually, the author of the encapsulating novel begins to do the same with details of the real murder. like the smoke from a chile de arbol roasting in the pan, it hits you -- you're reading my memoir.
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
The singer thinks you're so vainThe singer thinks you probably think this song is about you
is that the idea? xp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
precisely! everyone will recall that song and how the singer thought they are so vain -- hilarious!
― If you value Vox, we have an axe (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
A series of youtube videos in which I blow strangers' minds by speaking to them in perfect English
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link
Thank God I finished reading that sentence
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
"Hey, how are you? My name is man alive. Do you shop in this convenience store often?" "Wow, that's amazing. Where did you learn to do that?""I was born here in the United States, as were both of my parents. In addition, I have lived here my entire life and studied English throughout school and in college. Further, I majored in English literature in college.""Whoa! Your English is so good!"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link
*American
― mh, Monday, 17 May 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
a reactions channel on YouTube but it's just people reacting to dull, generic stock photos of everyday household items. I would keep the camera on them until they said something interesting, even if it took hours, and post the videos unedited except for some tinkly ukulele music on a loop.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link
I would only hire tired middle-aged people without any skill in public speaking, and film them after a long day at work.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link
loop the drum break from Jack and Diane in the background and put it in a gallery
― ai-plus-oli (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link
sounds great to me tbh
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link
I had a dream last night about a new product and I'm unsure whether it belongs itt or if I should go on Shark Tank ASAP. It's the Toupiary, which is basically a combination of a bald cap and a Chia Pet, for the follocularly-challenged. Let the bidding begin.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 May 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
the toupiary allows you not be bald anymore while snacking on delicious alfalfa sprouts all day. you could say the toupiary is a twofer!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 28 May 2021 16:27 (two years ago) link
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/chia-head/n10042
You may be remembering an SNL fake commercial.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 28 May 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link
thank you. i had the image of kevin nealon spreading shit on his head, but couldn't place it.
― bogo jumbo junbi boba (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 May 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
Oh goddamnit, I just sank my entire life savings into bringing a fake SNL product to lifeStill, mad props to my unconscious brain for coming up with the phrase 'Toupiary'
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 May 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link
"mad props for your unconscious brain" sounds like a good tag for your first ad
― bogo jumbo junbi boba (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 May 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link
'The Skype Avatar of Dorian Grey'
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 29 May 2021 09:26 (two years ago) link
A crossover of Black Panthers (Varda, 1968) with Black Panther (Coogler, 2018). I'm spending precious mental energy trying to figure the intersection point.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 12:59 (two years ago) link
seems like a slam dunk. the superhero movie has flashback scenes in Oakland, right?
― mh, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
A zombie movie where:
a) instead of a zombie infection transmitted by a bite it's brainworms transmitted by a Facebook post, andb) instead of turning into actual zombies people turn into conspiracy-spewing boomers
I don't actually know if this is terrible or if it's the best idea I've ever had.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:49 (two years ago) link
trenchant social commentary 2 is thatta way, buddy.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 13:02 (two years ago) link
Thank u 4 title. Trenchant, coming soon to a streaming platform near you.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link
An American Girl-style doll for guitar dads, where the accessories are all scale models of famous guitars, amps, and pedals. Maybe you can't shell out thousands for that 1964 Gibson ES-335, but you can get little Ricky one for only $100!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1194/8644/products/il_fullxfull.587146811_qedt_1024x1024.jpeg
― Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link
a buttplug that shines a holographic black bar in front of your genitalia and bare butt so that if you're changing in public or anything, nobody can see anything.
also so that ify ou're in a strip club, you can charge someone more money to remove the black bars.
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link
tinted contact lenses that can see through holograms, for the pervert market
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link
Party Pockets, a king-sized Hot Pocket big enough for you and all your friends to gnaw and slobber on but too big for most conventional microwaves.
― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Sunday, 27 June 2021 09:52 (two years ago) link
omg
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Sunday, 27 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link
like a p'zone or piadina but p'bigger
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link
Have a soccer tournament for the worst squads in the world and call it Urine 2021
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
A Beatles cover band called Scrambled Eggs, all food parodies of Beatles songs
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 28 June 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link
I Wanna Bake Your Flan
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
Don't start this.
― pplains, Monday, 28 June 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link
haha, sorry - I did not intend to solicit examples. i solemnly swear it's a terrible idea that's been floating in my head for years
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 28 June 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
lol I think the pizza invasion of the Excelsior thread has everybody jumpy
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link
if I ever bring it to life we'll for sure get Ziggy Cornmeal and the Slices from Mars to open
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 28 June 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link
You gotta reach these heights or just give it uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7v_O5ics-s
― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link
a business like those places where you can get a photo printed on a cake but you can get the photo on other foods such as giant hot pockets
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
Lol hueg photo of Shaquille O'Neal on a hot Pocket
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
Boss Hogg printed on a plateful of mashed potatoes
― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 June 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
A line of luxury, members-only portajohns dotting the landscape of most major cities and catering to those discriminating sorts who absolutely must eliminate their waste amidst unparalleled elegance.
The name, of course, is Potty Haughty.
― I Scream For Ice Cream But Also Just All The Time And For No Reason (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 11:35 (two years ago) link
A Milli Vanilli tribute band that performs the songs in the style of Willie Nelson, called Willy Nilly.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 3 July 2021 09:52 (two years ago) link
lol
― Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 July 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link
Small porous terracotta figurines of historical Islamic leaders (Imams, Caliphs, etc.). You can spread seeds on them, which then grow as hair on the statue.
Shia pets.
― I can yeet a yeti (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 3 July 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link
nelly's nelson cover album would be
willie via nelly
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 July 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
Brickgun: an FPS game where the player is armed with a gun that fires bricks, so they can build chest high walls to duck behind while their health regenerates.
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Sunday, 11 January 2015 13:41 (six years ago)
Gun resembling Lego toy sparks backlash in US
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link