Real England

The reason most people fail in business is because they suck. If you can’t get rich when living in the UK in 2021, then you probably deserve to be poor. pic.twitter.com/egeVgytwnC

— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) May 9, 2021

And there's a Real English asshole.

the replies complete a vision of this dismal wannabe hoogy

someone committed suicide after squandering 13 grand on his "how to be a financially free property developer course" low sympathy rating obv!

BBQ at the castle 🥂 pic.twitter.com/LGjqaZZPyP

— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) April 28, 2021

the reflected evening sunlight in the windows looks like wishful thinking

why does he walk like he's shat himself and about to go into the woods to curl up in a bed of leaves and branches. also, nice outfit you've bought with your pallid unhealthy looking wealth bro.

he looks like the kind of the guy if he got called up for jury service he'd say "why are we bothering with all this bollocks, they're all guilty".

that is literally what I heard a millionaire boss of mine say to another rich pal on his car speakerphone once.

thing is i'm going to apply that reasoning to people who think people deserve to be poor. no, no court of appeal, into the tumbril with you.

he had a Range Rover as well

why does he walk like he's shat himself and about to go into the woods to curl up in a bed of leaves and branches. also, nice outfit you've bought with your pallid unhealthy looking wealth bro.

Not sure this acutally qualifies for real England.

https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/people/neen-or-nen-grudge-match-helps-decide-naming-rights-over-peterborough-and-northamptonshires-river-nene-3238930

As an alumnus of nene college, it's Nenn all the way, fuck them Soke wastemen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2EeCf8WYAI31OJ?format=png&name=small

Time to check in on the weird website that lists all recent British murders.

https://i.postimg.cc/4dfm4Lh3/78-B7-EB18-0620-4867-9-D01-F14964-B1-C28-A.jpg

aslepp

https://www.google.com/maps/@53.4967957,-2.2122882,3a,75y,64.61h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sENEd0dMVIlGyDE9QNSR6Pw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

An eye-popping 1995 letter from the Spectator archives, each line just gets more incredible than the last pic.twitter.com/oVbebdQKPH

— James Heale (@JAHeale) June 28, 2021

Lol at Twitter reaction to a normal satirical letter of the sort that for decades many uk mags would regularly publish.

Our lucky mascot and future king 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pic.twitter.com/b04yxIsDwL

— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) June 29, 2021

The responses to this are equal parts "He is a LITTLE GENTLEMAN" and "Why isn't he wearing an England shirt?" and honestly escalating that rift to open bloody warfare might be the only hope for the country.

oh god it's that sixth form tory twitter girl

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5TZpRHX0AsWI14?format=jpg

I hope the non englanders won't mind will be gravely offended by being included here.

graphic design is their passion

And we're supposed to be upset that the government wants to privatize this?

hugely impressed at The Snuts choosing a band name that encapsulates their image so nearly

The Snuts were in an advert fairly recently and I hated them so much I had to find out who they were. I guess that's an active response to marketing, so in a way it maybe worked, sort of?

They were interviewed and were saying they were from Whitburn, "halfway between Glasgow and Edinburgh" - er, I don't think so, not with that accent, you belong to the East Coast, boys.

I've not heard of any of them apart from Boab. I'm looking forward to his Tenement Kid book getting reviewed on ilx.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9724835/The-secret-Lowry-Unskilled-labourer-left-400-paintings-work-exhibited-London.html?ito=facebook_share_fbia-top

Sorry for DM link but looky here

Dear customer,

In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week.

If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.

This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations.

Best wishes, McQueens Dairies

if their eggs weren't so good I'd be cancelling these cunts.

WTF? They're a Scottish firm aren't they?

When I got phoned from their call centre and they were trying to sell me orange juice as well it was a Scottish guy so you might be right.

Still, tell 'em any old shite to make sure you hold on to their custom.

when England get pasted I want my milk and eggs on time, this is so fucking unprofessional.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5thtDAWQAcE9Et?format=jpg&name=900x900

need to save all these so the next time somebody says these dudes don't exist i'll have the evidence

the rate my takeaway guy on youtube is real england done well

the following scenes are distressing and should not be viewed by anyone

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WELCOME TO ENGLAND. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fC4mD6PIwv

— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 7, 2021

NEW: @ipsosmori polling for The Economist shows some Brits support anti-covid restrictions *permanently*, regardless of covid risk. Inc:

- 19% for nighttime curfews
- 26% for closing casinos and clubs
- 35% for travel quarantine
- 40% for maskshttps://t.co/bcYpSbCFNB pic.twitter.com/I7K3fEn2YC

— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) July 8, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFADVoiHDzw

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2021/07/23/couple-devastated-after-life-sized-laurel-and-hardy-statues-stolen/

“If he wasn’t in hospital, he’d be out there looking for them."

put them back together or else pic.twitter.com/fd1qS4XxU6

— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 25, 2021

Scotland technically but

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7486913/amp/Man-ordered-carry-75-hours-unpaid-work-deliberately-farted-police.html

these days you get...

Tales of “Ye Olde Egton Bridge Gooseberry Show”.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/03/yorkshire-gooseberry-competition-returns-with-85-year-old-taking-top-prize

A lot going on here.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/paranormal-obsessed-brothers-in-exorcism-terror-251925/

I have numerous questions

I think the answer to many of those question is cocaine.

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— This Brutal House (@BrutalHouse) August 14, 2021

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https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/19516781.anger-persistent-flooding-problems-berechurch-colchester/