BBQ at the castle 🥂 pic.twitter.com/LGjqaZZPyP— Samuel Leeds (@samuel_leeds) April 28, 2021
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:51 (two years ago) link
the reflected evening sunlight in the windows looks like wishful thinking
― calzino, Monday, 10 May 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link
why does he walk like he's shat himself and about to go into the woods to curl up in a bed of leaves and branches. also, nice outfit you've bought with your pallid unhealthy looking wealth bro.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:16 (two years ago) link
he looks like the kind of the guy if he got called up for jury service he'd say "why are we bothering with all this bollocks, they're all guilty".
that is literally what I heard a millionaire boss of mine say to another rich pal on his car speakerphone once.
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:32 (two years ago) link
thing is i'm going to apply that reasoning to people who think people deserve to be poor. no, no court of appeal, into the tumbril with you.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:36 (two years ago) link
he had a Range Rover as well
― calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 07:45 (two years ago) link
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 08:28 (two years ago) link
Not sure this acutally qualifies for real England.
https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/people/neen-or-nen-grudge-match-helps-decide-naming-rights-over-peterborough-and-northamptonshires-river-nene-3238930
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:07 (two years ago) link
As an alumnus of nene college, it's Nenn all the way, fuck them Soke wastemen
― maybe the beeple would be the times or between clark and hill (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 May 2021 10:47 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2EeCf8WYAI31OJ?format=png&name=small
― calzino, Sunday, 23 May 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link
Time to check in on the weird website that lists all recent British murders.
https://i.postimg.cc/4dfm4Lh3/78-B7-EB18-0620-4867-9-D01-F14964-B1-C28-A.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
aslepp
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.4967957,-2.2122882,3a,75y,64.61h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sENEd0dMVIlGyDE9QNSR6Pw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 10 June 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
An eye-popping 1995 letter from the Spectator archives, each line just gets more incredible than the last pic.twitter.com/oVbebdQKPH— James Heale (@JAHeale) June 28, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 June 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link
Lol at Twitter reaction to a normal satirical letter of the sort that for decades many uk mags would regularly publish.
― everything, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link
Our lucky mascot and future king 😍🏴 pic.twitter.com/b04yxIsDwL— Sophie Corcoran (@sophielouisecc) June 29, 2021
The responses to this are equal parts "He is a LITTLE GENTLEMAN" and "Why isn't he wearing an England shirt?" and honestly escalating that rift to open bloody warfare might be the only hope for the country.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:33 (two years ago) link
oh god it's that sixth form tory twitter girl
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:35 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5TZpRHX0AsWI14?format=jpgI hope the non englanders won't mind will be gravely offended by being included here.
― In the wastelands of Birmingham and Manchester, massages are back (ledge), Sunday, 4 July 2021 09:39 (two years ago) link
graphic design is their passion
― nashwan, Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link
And we're supposed to be upset that the government wants to privatize this?
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link
hugely impressed at The Snuts choosing a band name that encapsulates their image so nearly
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 July 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link
The Snuts were in an advert fairly recently and I hated them so much I had to find out who they were. I guess that's an active response to marketing, so in a way it maybe worked, sort of?
― emil.y, Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link
They were interviewed and were saying they were from Whitburn, "halfway between Glasgow and Edinburgh" - er, I don't think so, not with that accent, you belong to the East Coast, boys.
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link
I've not heard of any of them apart from Boab. I'm looking forward to his Tenement Kid book getting reviewed on ilx.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Sunday, 4 July 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9724835/The-secret-Lowry-Unskilled-labourer-left-400-paintings-work-exhibited-London.html?ito=facebook_share_fbia-top
Sorry for DM link but looky here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 July 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link
Dear customer,In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week. If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations. Best wishes, McQueens Dairies
In light of our nation’s recent success in the Euros 2021 and our confidence that we will make the final for the first time in 55 years, we have taken the decision to alter our deliveries next week.
If you normally receive a Monday delivery then you will receive that delivery on Thursday 8th instead of the 12th. If you require to make any changes then can you please make them by 9am on Wednesday.
This one off alteration to your delivery schedule will allow our staff Sunday 11th off to enjoy the celebrations.
Best wishes, McQueens Dairies
if their eggs weren't so good I'd be cancelling these cunts.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
WTF? They're a Scottish firm aren't they?
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
When I got phoned from their call centre and they were trying to sell me orange juice as well it was a Scottish guy so you might be right.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link
Still, tell 'em any old shite to make sure you hold on to their custom.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
when England get pasted I want my milk and eggs on time, this is so fucking unprofessional.
― MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 21:15 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5thtDAWQAcE9Et?format=jpg&name=900x900
― soref, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link
need to save all these so the next time somebody says these dudes don't exist i'll have the evidence
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
the rate my takeaway guy on youtube is real england done well
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
the following scenes are distressing and should not be viewed by anyone
🏴 WELCOME TO ENGLAND. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fC4mD6PIwv— The Sportsman (@TheSportsman) July 7, 2021
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 July 2021 12:19 (two years ago) link
NEW: @ipsosmori polling for The Economist shows some Brits support anti-covid restrictions *permanently*, regardless of covid risk. Inc:- 19% for nighttime curfews - 26% for closing casinos and clubs- 35% for travel quarantine- 40% for maskshttps://t.co/bcYpSbCFNB pic.twitter.com/I7K3fEn2YC— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) July 8, 2021
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFADVoiHDzw
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 17 July 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2021/07/23/couple-devastated-after-life-sized-laurel-and-hardy-statues-stolen/
“If he wasn’t in hospital, he’d be out there looking for them."
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 July 2021 11:04 (two years ago) link
put them back together or else pic.twitter.com/fd1qS4XxU6— Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob) July 25, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 25 July 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
Scotland technically but
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7486913/amp/Man-ordered-carry-75-hours-unpaid-work-deliberately-farted-police.html
― piscesx, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 07:11 (two years ago) link
these days you get...
― calzino, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 07:40 (two years ago) link
Tales of “Ye Olde Egton Bridge Gooseberry Show”.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/aug/03/yorkshire-gooseberry-competition-returns-with-85-year-old-taking-top-prize
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link
A lot going on here.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/paranormal-obsessed-brothers-in-exorcism-terror-251925/
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 9 August 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
I have numerous questions
― the people of dorchester are marching upon us (Matt #2), Monday, 9 August 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link
I think the answer to many of those question is cocaine.
― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 9 August 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
________________Thamesmead Set 3________________Photography:This Brutal House2019 pic.twitter.com/ohnbe2X6Oz— This Brutal House (@BrutalHouse) August 14, 2021
― calzino, Saturday, 14 August 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link
https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/resources/images/12907005.jpg
https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/19516781.anger-persistent-flooding-problems-berechurch-colchester/
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link
no high-vis no ducks
― calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 12:59 (two years ago) link
Needs to be repurposed as a literal album cover, not sure what though.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 13:06 (two years ago) link
it's a puddle ffs and not even a particularly deep one.
― calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link
I like them because when I tap-dance through them it cleans the mud off my boots.
― calzino, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link