Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Grand jury convened in Trump criminal probe to hear evidence, weigh potential charges https://t.co/MXL5g6R59e

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) May 25, 2021

the grand jury is for the next 6 months, if i remember correctly from reading that this morning. shortly after that, he'll announce he's running for president in 2024, he'll be the frontrunner, and the investigations will halt because it's unprecedented

that makes him smart

lol that is absolutely what will happen.

In a statement issued through his leadership political action committee Save America, Trump hammered Ryan as a “RINO” — Republican in name only

From wikipedia: "Trump registered as a Republican in Manhattan in 1987 and since that time has changed his party affiliation five times. In 1999, Trump changed his party affiliation to the Independence Party of New York. In August 2001, Trump changed his party affiliation to Democratic. In September 2009, Trump changed his party affiliation back to the Republican Party. In December 2011, Trump changed to "no party affiliation" (independent). In April 2012, Trump again returned to the Republican Party..."

Sometimes I think someone told him it stood for something else and he thinks it's a deep burn.

he has internalized it as "rhino in name only" and thinks the rhino is the best animal

https://www.businessinsider.in/politics/world/news/former-daughter-in-law-of-trump-org-cfo-allen-weisselberg-says-that-hes-evicting-her-as-retribution-for-speaking-out/articleshow/83063085.cms

folks ... Qallapalooza just got even better pic.twitter.com/tNQ8h0W16s

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 1, 2021

VIA JUMBOTRON!

I'm always impressed by the subtle aesthetic touch of such posters.

It looks like a rodeo bill, or like an amateur boxing or wrestling tournament or a mariachi festival, like this:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/s1080x2048/100761305_144290267210202_496207729304535040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=e3f864&_nc_ohc=crP_txbDVSMAX_RGu2W&_nc_oc=AQlq-xZPVbIuuFwN5RI4Nl2WKsU6qKJJOy8DkpYvFBbv688V2y9-pUwC5pRmVxcSLKY&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&tp=7&oh=120ec1f3e90680996ab58c14dafda19a&oe=60DACF87

They should hire Pen & Pixel.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ufkaGeHKwjo/SutFibnsOTI/AAAAAAAACVE/XfyIuUwGnXU/s1600/1485508844.jpg

DT: Da Last Real Don President

Sad times

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/02/trump-blog-page-shuts-down-for-good.html

cancel culture strikes again

man I'm not looking forward to this guy being President again in August

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/CountingCrowsAugustandEverythingAfter.jpg

another blow for the blogosphere

So they ... cancelled him?

That is truly sad (pathetic-sad, obviously, not the other sad).

I missed out on the @georgepbush swag yesterday: The koozie says "this is the only Bush that likes me. This is the Bush that got it right. I like him" - Donald Trump #txlege pic.twitter.com/pFTzQCmoRG

— Scott Braddock (@scottbraddock) June 3, 2021

That looks like a David Rees cartoon.

Trump has continued to tease a potential White House bid in 2024 but also play into false beliefs from some of his supporters that he'll be reinstated as president.

QAnon conspiracy theorists and Trump-supporting online forums have promoted the dangerous suggestion that a military coup like the one in Myanmar should occur in the US so Trump can be reinstated as President in the coming months.

Ahh yes - now the 'patriots' who loathe gov't tyranny and overreach are dreaming of military junta, makes total sense to me

We should just let them believe he's President.

Seriously Biden should just go out and claim “no really Trump is the president I am just a front, and my friend T. wants everybody to call their senator and demand they pass the PRO Act and the John Lewis Act, MAGA!”

i think that's usually when the simulation ends

when you can no longer tell the difference between television and real life

I stand by my rock-solid assertion that Biden actually received 17 million more votes than Trump, but for fraud. Hopefully the AZ audit will back this up.

How do those vote totals figure in the fact that Trump himself is a fraud?

Ultimately the world would be a much better place with Trump dead

a little late (but I won't say no)

There's an alternate universe where he's unable to avoid the draft and heroically dies from infected bone spurs in a Saigon hospital bed

something always brings me back to you
it never takes too long

Bargain hunters are swooping in to take advantage of prices in Trump buildings that have dropped to levels not seen in over a decade, a crash brokers attribute to a combination of the former president's polarizing image and the coronavirus pandemic. It’s a stunning reversal for a brand that once lured the rich and famous willing to pay a premium to live in a building with Trump’s gilded name on it.

“They’re giving them away,” says Lane Blue who paid $160,500 in March for a studio in Trump’s Las Vegas tower, $350,000 less than the seller paid in 2008.

Others are noting this, but it can't be shared enough: Donald Trump gave his big speech today with his pants on backwards. Look close and tell me I'm wrong.pic.twitter.com/sRsoJVfyf8

— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) June 6, 2021

Big ketchup stain on the front so he has to improvise

I don’t like to judge based on appearances but I’m saying I’m also a heavy guy and my suit pants looked better than Trump’s even the time I got drunk during lunch and fell asleep under the desk hiding from a fire drill

— LolWhatInsurrectionHat (@Popehat) June 6, 2021

Look close and tell me I'm wrong

I looked closely. The fly was blurred out. It's a 'shop'. A bad one, too.

today was a trying day, but I should really count my blessings that I didn't spend a moment of it examining Donald Trump's crotch

Down and to the left
Down and to the left

Does not appear to be a shop

It's not altered. You can watch the original on the Fox Carolina News YouTube https://t.co/4aNxcHbqaE

— Bla1ze (@bla1ze) June 6, 2021

he clearly peed himself

Weird, he usually hires someone else for that.

I guess the news people were using a direct line into the PA, which makes his entrance and letting the song completely play out as he mugs for the audience come off really weird because there's no audible cheering whatsoever for minutes on end.

Imo it’s got to be some kind of dress pants with an elastic waist and no zipper. If he put regular pants on backwards that would mean he’d have to reach behind and do the zipper, and no way he can reach to do that

Whether they're on backwards or no, they're almost certainly elasticated pants with a fake fly, pulled over a diaper.

Diaper Donnie just getting all incontinent over the Constitution.

he’d have to reach behind and do the zipper, and no way he can reach to do that

That's what he keeps Eric around for.

In other recent Trump offspring news, DJTJ needs Coke money, gets dunked on by Claire McCaskill

Seriously? $19.99 for a DM? This is hilariously pathetic. pic.twitter.com/fHd8tu9kKi

— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) June 3, 2021

I thought for sure this was a parody. pic.twitter.com/8kDCQLDm7q

— OG JJ (@J_Dot_J) June 8, 2021