outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

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it was a move companies used to use to try and silence complaints:

"guys, we're safe - we bring in the SANITIZER5000 and it zaps all germs/viruses/bacteria! also btw everybody sits in this restaurant naked and we don't require masks cos we think it's unnecessary"

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

the children will generally do as they're told about the masks, except for the ones with behavioral issues. by and large they're fine with following the rules. it's the adults that are the problem.

data point: I have an intellectually disabled kid with severe behavioral issues, and he's a more consistent mask advocate than anyone I know. His world is chaos so he loves routine.

We're in the car together on the way to school.

DAD - MAS ON!

Mind you, we live together, so we've been breathing shared air for ten years, including the last year and a half. My wife and I are fully vaccinated and our 13-year-old is half vaccinated.

DAD - MAS ON!

Dude, I will put my mask on when we get there, but right now we're in the car.

DAD - MAS ON!

Okay, okay, here. See? I have mask on.

balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

fuck it mask off

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

yeah i don't really buy the idea that kids/teens wont wear masks. . . i bet its the parents that are the problem

a (waterface), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 15:48 (two years ago) link

at this point I’m genuinely concerned about all the surface cleaning, both in terms of creating the evolutionary pressure for superbugs and of my own immune regulation. I’m not anti-hygiene, I wash my hands (with non-antibacterial soap!) regularly and do plenty of other things to be conscientious towards others, but sterilizing every damn public surface umpteen times a day just does not seem healthy on the population level, especially after it’s been proven many times over that it has no effect on the pandemic. Most immune systems get a net benefit from sub-infectious exposure to ambient bacteria!

nicole, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

yeah i don't really buy the idea that kids/teens wont wear masks. . . i bet its the parents that are the problem

― a (waterface), Wednesday, May 26, 2021 8:48 AM (thirteen minutes ago)

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Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

sterilizing every damn public surface umpteen times a day

I just... are we actually doing this? I don't think my kids' school is but they're distancing and they bought expensive new air filters

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

a lot of places are still practicing sterilization theater... hotels for instance

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

actually that's just anecdotal don't listen to me lol

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

ok more concrete example: the new york subway

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link

I had to serve on jury duty Monday and they are def practicing hyper sterilization in the courtrooms and waiting areas, though also doing a reasonably good job of distancing and separation.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

Oh I’m def not talking about schools, I’m talking about e.g. the chain restaurants etc that now smell like Lysol at all times

idk I’m not trying to make any concrete public health assertions, I just think it’s possible to overcorrect on this stuff

nicole, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

Oh gotcha sorry

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link

At the same time, I both:

* can't quite believe that anyone still believes the fomite hype or why anyone is still buying bleach spray etc while also standing indoors without a mask or insisting that [x] behavior is fine...

* and I also totally believe that businesses are not going to STOP doing it in case someone accuses them of not taking every precaution but they also won't be able to force people who enter their buildings to wear masks, will leave plexiglass shields up but not increase ventilation, etc.

In short we better hope the vaccines keep working as well as advertized.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

in orbit otm, I think restaurants are just doing it for fear of being accused of not doing everything they can to protect customers.

fwiw, my mom and stepdad, both fully vaxxed still let their mail sit in the garage for 24 hours and are still wiping down their groceries every trip. not choices I would make, but... people got into habits that are hard to break, even if the science doesn't back it up.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

Trying to wrap my head around the idea that the New York subway system is in danger of being too clean

Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

man when I visited in March '20 just before the world shut down my car gleamed.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

I mean if you are very vulnerable and you isolated for 14 months and truly stayed in your house, didn't see your friends or family, had groceries delivered or shopped minimally, sanitized everything, and were very cautious, AND IT WORKED AND YOU DIDN'T GET COVID AND DIE AND YOU MADE IT TO A VACCINE, it's hard to argue with that, really. You can see how it reinforces the behavior.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link

Trying to wrap my head around the idea that the New York subway system is in danger of being too clean


My home stop is the end of the line & I can tell you that the cleaning isn’t that deep

badg, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link

I let my mail sit for like a month, but it's not because of Covid, it's because the idea of opening it fills me with existential dread.

My school theoretically has teachers wiping down all the student desks after every class period, which must be awful - I can't imagine the fumes. I haven't been doing that because I only teach one class, so I just assume everything gets sanitized at the end of the day anyway.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

Trying to wrap my head around the idea that the New York subway system is in danger of being too clean

― Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Wednesday, May 26, 2021 9:25 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol fair

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

They should find some way to infect rats with covid vaccine then send them out in the world to spread it. I'm sure that would go well.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

These stories about investigating the Wuhan lab as the origin of the virus are giving me the vapors.

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, 27 May 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link

And those vapors will give you the virus! It's a vicious cycle!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 May 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

lol

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 12:23 (two years ago) link

Govt. of Kerala will provide a special package for children who have lost their parents to #Covid19. ₹3,00,000 will be given as immediate relief and a monthly sum of ₹2,000 will be issued till their 18th birthday. Educational expenses will be covered till graduation.

— CMO Kerala (@CMOKerala) May 27, 2021

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 May 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link

that's some governin' right there

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 May 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link

Yup.

Well done everybody

A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time https://t.co/fTlguCu1JZ pic.twitter.com/bGQv7h1wRM

— Forbes (@Forbes) May 26, 2021

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

Profit forbid!

DJI, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

wish Forbes would stop spying on me

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

I don't know, you'd think all that sex and side hustling would earn you the occasional nap on the company dime, but I guess not. Back to the sex and side-hustling, wage slave!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

I have not had sex, dated, or napped.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

... today.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

Well, yeah

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

lol I did every one of those things when I was wfh

nicole, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

wfh?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

working from home

DJI, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

what
fucking
hell

I thought

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

as if all of those things haven't happened on company time in the office

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link

"Tales From The Supply Closet"

nickn, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

i used to sleep when i felt ill or depressed in the office too lol, we had an employee lounge

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link

they put a bunch of cozy couches all over the first floor of our office and people started using them for naps despite the fact that they are out in the open and anyone can walk by and see you there sleeping.

Heez, Thursday, 27 May 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

baller

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, 27 May 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

weeely fucking high

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 May 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

they put a bunch of cozy couches all over the first floor of our office and people started using them for naps despite the fact that they are out in the open and anyone can walk by and see you there sleeping.

― Heez, Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I could never do this, but I've got to give it up.

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Friday, 28 May 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

I’ve not visited the Shenzhen office of our company but I am assured that most of the team there put their heads on their desks and sleep during lunch

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 28 May 2021 03:10 (two years ago) link

that's what it led to

Heez, Friday, 28 May 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link

what an utterly embarrassing way to die

https://t.co/c1Z0nl8PcC pic.twitter.com/oTFppMQSHG

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 28, 2021

frogbs, Friday, 28 May 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link


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