Yup.
Well done everybody
A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time https://t.co/fTlguCu1JZ pic.twitter.com/bGQv7h1wRM— Forbes (@Forbes) May 26, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
Profit forbid!
― DJI, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link
wish Forbes would stop spying on me
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
I don't know, you'd think all that sex and side hustling would earn you the occasional nap on the company dime, but I guess not. Back to the sex and side-hustling, wage slave!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link
I have not had sex, dated, or napped.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
... today.
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link
Well, yeah
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
lol I did every one of those things when I was wfh
― nicole, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link
wfh?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link
working from home
― DJI, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
whatfuckinghell
I thought
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link
as if all of those things haven't happened on company time in the office
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link
"Tales From The Supply Closet"
― nickn, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
i used to sleep when i felt ill or depressed in the office too lol, we had an employee lounge
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link
they put a bunch of cozy couches all over the first floor of our office and people started using them for naps despite the fact that they are out in the open and anyone can walk by and see you there sleeping.
― Heez, Thursday, 27 May 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link
baller
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Thursday, 27 May 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link
weeely fucking high
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 May 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link
― Heez, Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:15 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I could never do this, but I've got to give it up.
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Friday, 28 May 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link
I’ve not visited the Shenzhen office of our company but I am assured that most of the team there put their heads on their desks and sleep during lunch
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 28 May 2021 03:10 (two years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/federal-eye/post/census-workers-caught-sleeping-on-the-job/2011/09/28/gIQAmELm4K_blog.html
― Heez, Friday, 28 May 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
that's what it led to
― Heez, Friday, 28 May 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link
what an utterly embarrassing way to die
https://t.co/c1Z0nl8PcC pic.twitter.com/oTFppMQSHG— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 28, 2021
― frogbs, Friday, 28 May 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
How it started/how it’s going
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
in case anyone feels bad about making fun of this dipshit
This was Deputy Trujillo’s last post on Instagram https://t.co/c1Z0nl8PcC pic.twitter.com/QEnmEZnlip— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 28, 2021
― frogbs, Friday, 28 May 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
Haven’t been this cheered by a Duke death in oh about a month
― Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
I'm not cheered, tbh, I feel like evil forces DID this to this guy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link
The evil forces are coming from inside the housecop.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link
Darwin Awards gonna be drawing from a crowded pool this year.
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 May 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link
I mean also noted in that thread is that he was suspended in 2014 for beating a suspect in jail, he was the evil forces
― Pfizer the pharma chip (wins), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
Some of those that work forces are the same that have dry coughs.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
has his immune system given public statements yet
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
can't believe he owned the libs by dying
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
ACAB-19
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
This doesn't seem quite the right thread for LOLz but nonetheless...
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
Nothing beats Herman Cain in that dept.
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link
truly nobody, living or dead
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 May 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
A group of 117 unvaccinated staffers from Houston Methodist Hospital filed a lawsuit Friday seeking to avoid the hospital’s coronavirus vaccine mandate, saying it’s unlawful for bosses to require the shots.The staffers join a growing list of employees challenging compulsory immunizations at businesses, colleges and other workplaces essential to the country’s reopening. Vaccine mandates have faced mounting resistance from anti-vaccination groups and some Republican politicians, even as health officials promote the proven safety of the vaccines and millions of Americans line up to get the shots every week.The lawsuit against Houston Methodist was filed by Jared Woodfill, a Houston-area attorney and conservative activist. It appears to mirror a legal strategy used by a New York-based law firm, Siri & Glimstad, that is closely aligned with one of the country’s biggest anti-vaccination organizations but unaffiliated with the Houston litigation.The complaint, filed in state court, says Houston Methodist’s vaccine mandate violates a set of medical ethics standards known as the Nuremberg Code, which was designed to prevent experimentation on human subjects without consent. The code was created after World War II in response to the medical atrocities Nazis committed against prisoners in concentration camps.“Methodist Hospital is forcing its employees to be human ‘guinea pigs’ as a condition for continued employment,” the complaint states. It adds that the mandate “requires the employee to subject themselves to medical experimentation as a prerequisite to feeding their families.” Elsewhere, it falsely characterizes the coronavirus vaccines as an “experimental COVID-19 mRNA gene modification injection.”...Marc Boom, president and CEO of Houston Methodist, said it was legal for health-care institutions to require vaccines. Houston Methodist has done so for the flu vaccine for more than a decade.“As health-care workers, it is our sacred obligation to do whatever we can to protect our patients, who are the most vulnerable in our community,” Boom said in an email Saturday. “We proudly stand by our employees and our mission to protect our patients.”Boom announced the mandate at the end of March, setting a June 7 deadline for employees to get the shots. As of Saturday, 99 percent of Houston Methodist’s 26,000 staffers had met the requirements, Boom said.“It is unfortunate,” he said, “that the few remaining employees who refuse to get vaccinated and put our patients first are responding in this way.”
The staffers join a growing list of employees challenging compulsory immunizations at businesses, colleges and other workplaces essential to the country’s reopening. Vaccine mandates have faced mounting resistance from anti-vaccination groups and some Republican politicians, even as health officials promote the proven safety of the vaccines and millions of Americans line up to get the shots every week.
The lawsuit against Houston Methodist was filed by Jared Woodfill, a Houston-area attorney and conservative activist. It appears to mirror a legal strategy used by a New York-based law firm, Siri & Glimstad, that is closely aligned with one of the country’s biggest anti-vaccination organizations but unaffiliated with the Houston litigation.
The complaint, filed in state court, says Houston Methodist’s vaccine mandate violates a set of medical ethics standards known as the Nuremberg Code, which was designed to prevent experimentation on human subjects without consent. The code was created after World War II in response to the medical atrocities Nazis committed against prisoners in concentration camps.
“Methodist Hospital is forcing its employees to be human ‘guinea pigs’ as a condition for continued employment,” the complaint states. It adds that the mandate “requires the employee to subject themselves to medical experimentation as a prerequisite to feeding their families.” Elsewhere, it falsely characterizes the coronavirus vaccines as an “experimental COVID-19 mRNA gene modification injection.”
...Marc Boom, president and CEO of Houston Methodist, said it was legal for health-care institutions to require vaccines. Houston Methodist has done so for the flu vaccine for more than a decade.
“As health-care workers, it is our sacred obligation to do whatever we can to protect our patients, who are the most vulnerable in our community,” Boom said in an email Saturday. “We proudly stand by our employees and our mission to protect our patients.”
Boom announced the mandate at the end of March, setting a June 7 deadline for employees to get the shots. As of Saturday, 99 percent of Houston Methodist’s 26,000 staffers had met the requirements, Boom said.
“It is unfortunate,” he said, “that the few remaining employees who refuse to get vaccinated and put our patients first are responding in this way.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/29/texas-hospital-vaccine-lawsuit/
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 May 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link
great, you fucking idiots, you made me approvingly quote a health care ceo
good luck winning your upcoming wrongful termination lawsuit here in Texas
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Sunday, 30 May 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
“Methodist Hospital is forcing its employees to be human ‘guinea pigs’ as a condition for continued employment”
These 'experimental' vaccines are currently undergoing the largest human trials ever conducted, involving more than 150,000,000 human ‘guinea pigs’ just in the USA alone. All the data being collected during this mega-massive-supersized human trial replicate and substantiate the findings during the much more modest trials that preceded their conditional approvals.
What more do these fuckers want?
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Sunday, 30 May 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link
Interesting. FWIW the vaccine is not compulsory for NHS workers in the UK, or any other groups of workers that I know about.
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 May 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
there are still a lot of conservatives who believe (or at least say out loud) that they think "more research" is needed on climate change
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 May 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
before they're willing to admit it even exists, i mean. of course more research is always needed on it, so we can have a better idea of how we annihilated ourselves
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 30 May 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link
we have over 100 years of solid, publicly-reported data that’s pretty clear on it tbh
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 30 May 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
Being a guinea pig seems pretty awesome tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9ghmgqoyc
― Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 May 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link
"more research" means "I don't like the conclusion", just like when libs whine about GMOs and say "more research" is needed.
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 May 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link
Anti-GMO types heavily overlap with antivaxxers, “libs” doesn’t quite seem to describe this kind of person.
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 31 May 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link
It's not that GMO is directly harmful humans in terms of ingesting GMO products. People can eat them without apparent ill effect. I just wish GMO were used for purposes other than cranking out proprietary seed stock that tolerates ever heavier applications of glyphosate (RoundUp). Even decades into the GMO adventure, this remains the single dominant use of GMO technology in food crops.
Maybe some day this won't be true and the ever-receding promise of hardier, more drought-resistant, or more nutritious crops will finally get out of the 'demonstration project' phase and improve agriculture in ways that do not simultaneously encourage treating the living soil as a sterile medium for massive petrochemical applications.
― What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Monday, 31 May 2021 02:46 (two years ago) link
Maybe... more nutritious crops will finally get out of the 'demonstration project' phaseIs more research needed?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 31 May 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link
Aimless otm. Also, the idea that mRNA vaccines might possibly come back to bite us in ways that we/scientists didn’t anticipate doesn’t seem like a ridiculous notion to me. Didn’t stop me from taking the vaccine though.
― DJI, Monday, 31 May 2021 03:30 (two years ago) link