Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

Also in other news, I am purchasing a pig's head for only $4!

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:06 AM. (papa november) (later)

What... a real pigs head? Wont it um, smell?

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 20th, 2006 10:07 AM. (trayce) (later)

Well the shoot is on the 28th and 29th. I pick it up on the 27th, it can live in the freezer till bin day. Anyhow, they'll have to live with the smell if they want good promo shots for their new album.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 20th, 2006 10:14 AM. (papa november) (later)

if you take a photo of them being revolted by the smell, it will be an arty choke

i haven't had enough sleep

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 20th, 2006 10:17 AM. (electricsound) (later)

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 19th, 2006 8:43 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

http://members.cox.net/mokwella/classic/saltvampire.jpg

-- Dan (Just For Adam) Perry

During the years Mark made remixes for many artists and bands such as Paul van Dyk, Dr. Alban, Moby, Technotronic, Enigma, Deep Forest, Age Of Love, Pet Shop Boys, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and, last but not least, Mark was a well known DJ in the international dance scene.

-- manuel (arvizum...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

Answers

YSIs?

-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...) (webmail), January 19th, 2006. (link)

-- TOMBOT (fanc...), Today.

Music of the slaves has its origins in the ancient field songs of Greco-Roman slaves. The tradition, which is primarily performed a capella (though other instruments, usually a Jew's harp or balalaika, are sometimes employed), was first captured on primitive recording equipment by Lomaxus in the outskirts of Athens in 57 B.C. The tradition was imported to America by Mediterranean immigrants. To this day, American slaves continue to play a prominent role in the music industry, the most notable recent example being Britney Spears, whose "Slave 4 U" reminded the world that this classical slave tradition still survives more than two thousand years after its arrival.

-- JAM UR HYPES (curtis.stephen...), January 19th, 2006.

which one would you buy?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 19th, 2006 5:04 PM. (ken c) (later)

I'm surprised this isn't a Rumpie thread.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...), January 20th, 2006 10:55 AM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 20th, 2006.

-- Merry Mr Flubbings (...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 4:03 AM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

one of those handy guns
-- Sororah T Massacre

"At the time, I thought it was a great idea," she says. "I mean, who has a picture of themselves swinging on a pole?"

She doesn't want to take any chances now that she's job hunting. "It's just really unprofessional," she says.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

Unless you're hunting for a pole dancing job!

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

That'll teach me to stick up for a friend.

-- laurence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:28 AM. (lawrence kansas) (later) (link)

Then why isn't Plummer worse?!

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:31 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

He's mountain man paranoid. He's probably behind the anthrax mailing scare.

-- laurence kansas (lawrence_kansa...) (webmail), January 20th, 2006 11:33 AM. (lawrence kansas) (later) (link)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 20th, 2006 3:07 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

Or Star Wars, even.

-- Dan (Dude, You Just Got Beat Up By A Star Wars Nerd) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 20th, 2006 3:34 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

Dork.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 20th, 2006 4:04 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

when you're on a high horse, that doesn't mean giving it drugs
-- Dom iNut (do...), January 20th, 2006. (later)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 20th, 2006.

-- Merry Mr Flubbings (...), January 19th, 2006 11:10 PM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

the "sirens of the hot friends" did it

-- That I Could Clamber to the Frozen Moon and Draw the Ladder (freud.junio...), January 20th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Freud Junior) (later)

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I know kangaroos aren't whales.

-- Alba (albab...), January 20th, 2006 5:44 PM. (Alba) (link) (admin) (userip)

I didn't.

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), January 20th, 2006 5:56 PM. (Rob Bolton) (link) (admin) (userip)

WOW

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 20th, 2006 6:01 PM. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Gordita (gordita@ dumbthread.com) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

-- jermaine (noblemusi...), March 17th, 2005. (jnoble)

Oh, that's a good one!

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 17th, 2005. (inca)

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com) (webmail), December 5th, 2005. (link)

-- Haikunym (zinogu...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006 11:36 AM. (Haikunym) (later) (link)

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Jake Plummer Compensates for Lack of Jew-killing Opportunities in Denver by Growing a Beard
-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), January 21st, 2006. (later)

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He is BECOME THEM.
-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 21st, 2006. (later)

amen

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...) (webmail), January 22nd, 2006 8:13 AM. (hanle y 3000) (later) (link)

I DEMAND GRAMMATICAL CLARIFICATION, TO MAKE THIS SENTENCE LESS...LIKE THIS SENTENCE.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...) (webmail), January 21st, 2006. (link)

When you finished recording the album Bilingual, had you ever actually spoken to any Portuguese-speaking people?
-- Gatinha (rwillmse...)

Answers

No. Sorry about that.
-- I Am Neil Tennant (ps...)

:-O

-- Dom iNut (do...), January 23rd, 2006.
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"LARRY! I'M LIVING IN THE DANGER ZOOOONE!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 28th, 2003.

Ah, thanks. Of course, this was back in the good old days of the American underground, where an album could be released and you might not hear/see it for 1-2 years. Nowadays Lady Sovereign passes gas and it's up on a thousand blogs in a forthnight...

-- Edward III (ehonaue...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

YSI?

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 20th, 2006. (Aimless) (later)

- Straight men like watching femme fake-lesbians get it on, because it involves women exhibiting what's perceived as the same lust for the female body straight men experience. This depends on pretending the lesbian desire is strictly sexual and supercedes emotional connection and vulnerability and such.

- Straight women like watching butch fake-gay men fall in love because it involves men exhibiting the kinds of emotional connections and vulnerabilities straight women crave from them. This depends on pretending the gay desire is curiously non-sexual and transcends the everday body-lust that straight women are the objects of.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Er, what's the punchline?

-- Dan ("It's Drivin' Me Nuts!") Perry (djpe...il.com),">rry@gmail.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

The joke part is just in the vast inaccurate generalizations there! But insofar as it's sometimes true, it amuses me just on the face of it. Because it's kinda based on pretending gay people are straight. Like straight guys want to imagine hot girls making out with each other because they're kinky (because girls fall in love with guys, see, so if they're making out it's just cause they nasty). And then straight guys want to imagine hot guys having relationships with each other because they're noble and loving (because guys want to fuck chicks, see, so if they love each other it's pure and beautiful). But then of course oops, wait: they're gay!

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Sorry, that latter part should obviously be that straight girls want to imagine hot-guy relationships like that.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

I was hoping for "We're the aristocrats!"

-- Dan (Oh Well) Perry (djperry@*/+-.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

And as they walk out of the studio on the final day of the recording sessions, Blackass Soul Dude calls out to her, "Next time you're in Memphis, gimme a ring. You've gotta eat my old lady's soul food!"

Smiling, Whiteass Bitch replies, "NOW who's being demanding?"

"You know," says Soul Dude, looking deeply into Whiteass Bitch's eyes and laughing, "you really are crazy."

Fade to black and we're out.

-- erklie (erklie50...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)

Do you have protection?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)

jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)