Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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I was probably older than you when I learned that just now on this thread.

AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

Hadn't heard R in the Month had anything to do with oysters until this thread. I thought it was just a more often than not thing. Presumably just past into common parlance so separated from its original context. But that explains usage better I guess. Like reason why it would not be in the months that don't have an R in them.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

(xxp) Great song. One of his very few (co-)compositions.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link

Wonder what the saying is for oysters in the Southern Hemisphere.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

I thought the oyster thing it was only partly to do with refrigerated transport. Also: Shellfish are filter-feeders. Everything that's in the water they're in passes through them, and some of it stays.

As such, they accumulate more environmental toxins, parasites, and such when the water is more concentrated. Due to evaporation and all. One would expect that shellfish would have more potentially harmful stuff in them in summer than in winter.

Of course, I don't know if there's an equal and opposite rule in the Southern hemisphere

ha pplains xpost

Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

thought this was a red tide poisoning thing

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

Should You Eat Shellfish Only in Months with an 'R'?

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

I watched this video last year about clams being used as a kind of water pollution alarm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtanyJuW5CA

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link

I thought oysters spawned in the non-R months? And spewed gross stuff everywere

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

story of my love life

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

The pipehitter thing is extra funny because I assume spec ops bros initially picked it up from Pulp Fiction thinking it meant badass instead of “insane crackhead.”

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:49 PM (two hours ago)

I assumed until just now that it mean that marcellus wallace was esoteric enough that he had associates who where known for their shtick of literally hitting people with pipes.

joygoat, Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link

I did and still do

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link

is that a joke?

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

pipe-hitting: that's where i hit people with pipes

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

uhh yeah that's pretty obviously what it means in the movie lol

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link

oh god not you too

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

i'm pretty sure Marcellus doesn't want to leave the torture of his sodomizer to Chris Rock's character from New Jack City

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:11 (two years ago) link

he says something along the lines of "im going to call up a pair of hard piep-hittin' ... to go to work on the homes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch". they're not going to be hitting him with a pipe, they are crackheads

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link

technically the latter part was a callback to a line from Charley Varrick

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

yes tarantino likes to steal

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

apparently in a deleted scene marcellus actually calls Mr Wolf, suggesting that he decides for a more professional torturer

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

Should You Eat Shellfish Only in Months with an 'R'?

― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, June 16, 2021 4:46 PM (two days ago)

thank you for the link. the reasons listed there are why i've largely stopped harvesting my own oysters. "leave it to the pros, i say." (old latin phrase.)

andrew m., Friday, 18 June 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link

ive freshly shucked oysters that ive picked in the middle of a hot summer, but i don't think i'd do it again. a couple of years ago some friends of mine were at a friend's parents' cabin and harvested some oysters. half the people who ate them spent the remainder of their trip having diarrhea while vomiting, there being only one outhouse a lot of this was done in the bushes. vile

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 June 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Otto Preminger briefly played Mr. Freeze on the 1960s Batman TV series. I feel like I should have encountered this fun fact at some point already while reading about Preminger or Batman!

Dan I., Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

I knew John Saxon had been in a bunch of Italian movies and figured it was just like a Christopher George sitch with an American actor making a bunch of overseas flicks and ADR-ing his dialogue after the fact, but I saw The Girl Who Knew Too Much today in the original Italian which is where I learned to my surprise that he was actually fluent.

(Incidentally, I also learned that Christopher George was Vanna White's uncle. A very educational day.)

I was today years old when I learned percentages are reversible.

So 6% of 50 is the same as 50% of 6, which is a lot easier to work out

— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) June 26, 2021

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 27 June 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

no wonder The Wealth of Nations is such a pile of shit if he's just working out how numbers work now

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 27 June 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

THomnas Pakenhman who wrote the Scramble For Africa is an Earl Of Longford who writes books about trees. JUst found that out.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

That the Anglican/Episcopalian church is catholic, just not Roman Catholic.

I first learned this from The Transmigration of Timothy Archer but it was confirmed by my actively Episcopalian boss, whose father is a retired priest.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 July 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link

Catholic is just an old term meaning universal, isn't it? And retains that sense in expressions like 'catholic tastes'

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 1 July 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

that percentage thing is both head-smack obvious and crayzayy

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 1 July 2021 05:33 (two years ago) link

I spent my Anglican childhood reciting “And I believe one holy catholic and apostolic Church” as part of the creed.

Alba, Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:46 (two years ago) link

Catholic is just an old term meaning universal, isn't it? And retains that sense in expressions like 'catholic tastes'

Yes, English has retained its etymological meaning, whereas French, for instance, has not.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 July 2021 10:58 (two years ago) link

Is the Anglican church the result of Henry VIII wanting to split from the church to divorce his first wife so prior to Luther and Calvin being dominant forces. At least in Britain?

Stevolende, Thursday, 1 July 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link

How old Debbie Harry is, older than Van Morrison, Davy Jones, Syd Barrett, Lesley Gore and Dolly Parton. 5 years older than Stevie Wonder!

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 July 2021 11:43 (two years ago) link

I knew Blondie didn't form until she was almost 30, but it's pretty crazy in that comparison.

peace, man, Thursday, 1 July 2021 11:58 (two years ago) link

_Catholic is just an old term meaning universal, isn't it? And retains that sense in expressions like 'catholic tastes'_


Yes, English has retained its etymological meaning, whereas French, for instance, has not.

Il y a quelque chose pas très catholique.

Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link

I mean, Diet Coke is still a Coke, I guess.

pplains, Thursday, 1 July 2021 13:06 (two years ago) link

"...Henry VIII wanting to split from the church to divorce his first wife so prior to Luther and Calvin being dominant forces..."

Dominant is probably the key word here - Martin Luther's Edict of Worms was 1521, England's break with Rome was the 1530's

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 July 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

You can lock the screen on a Windows PC by hitting the Windows key plus L. Easier than Ctrl-Alt-Delete.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 3 July 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

Windows + m to bring up the desktop is another good one.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 3 July 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

* That "Sixty Minute Man" - a song I've loved since my mom introduced me to it in my teenage years, is not just an excellent R&B record from say, 1957 or so - it's from 1951 and recognized as a pivotal and important record in the history of rock and roll. The rock-docs and other texts I'd absorbed on the genre never mentioned it. And I don't think I've heard it on the radio since the day my mom caught it on the "Oldies" station circa 1995 and got all excited.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 July 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

I didn't realize it was that old, either. I kinda figured it was from the mid '50s, right around the same time as Hank Ballard & the Midnighters.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link

"Sixty Minute Man" is one of those things where the first time you encounter it you're like, "People got away with this back then?" It's like that W.C. Fields short where he's a dentist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qYmFXWtdo8

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 01:03 (two years ago) link

I just realized that in the song about bottles of beer on the wall, the bottles are ON TOP OF the wall and falling off. I thought that they were nailed or otherwise suspended somehow in the middle of the wall before falling to the floor.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 03:21 (two years ago) link

Like one would say a painting was "on the wall".

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link

I thought they were on a shelf on the wall! "Take one down, pass it around...."

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link

I also thought it was a shelf on the wall, after I determined that they were not clinging to the wall in defiance of gravity.

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link

It makes exactly no sense to store beer on a wall, no matter how you do it.

But that's only one of the problems.

If you have 99 bottles, there's no need to take one down and pass it around. Just give everyone their own bottle. Much more hygienic and more efficient.

Stays colder that way too. Like if I'm last in line, I'm going to want to take one sip at a time from each of 99 bottles of warm beer with everyone else's spit and germs?

Just give everyone a bottle. Then another if they want it. You have plenty of beer. Jeez.

trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 10:26 (two years ago) link

I was shockingly old when I learned what song you're talking about. In the UK (as far as I know) we didn't have this song, but we had another song with similar lyrics and a different tune that goes like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ooQv7oHvw

Though the Wikipedia page for your 99 bottles song says one of the alternative lyrics is "If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...", which is what we sang in our song.

Alba, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 11:23 (two years ago) link


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