i miss the days when making fun of real estate listings was just a message board thing
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 18 June 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/2fO5Zdn.png
― pplains, Thursday, 29 July 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link
how can there be so many things wrong with such a plain room, with only two objects in it
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 29 July 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link
awesome
― ciderpress, Thursday, 29 July 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
Me: "Hi, I'm a delusional paranoid solipsist agoraphobe. I'm also an unmployed psychotherapist, however, and I need a space in which to psychoanalyze myself."
Real estate agent: "I got you fam"
― trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
Love when furniture is lurking in odd places.
https://d1ja9tyo8nbkbc.cloudfront.net/54118364_S0009/S0009/S0009-R0100/21023190/21023190-10.jpg?width=1024
― jmm, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link
*opens trunk*
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link
there is nothing in the trunk
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
I mean, we've seen enough of these wacky Grover houses to which it's probably not even worth it to share each one we find.
But, it was around these photos in the gallery when I started experiencing vertigo and other signs of a possible stroke.
https://i.imgur.com/poJT05r.png
https://i.imgur.com/DEAYE9C.png
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
escheresque
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link
you left out the hanging framed box fans
― shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 September 2021 07:47 (two years ago) link
By that point, I was all, "I dunno, maybe this is normal and I'm the outlier."
― pplains, Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:31 (two years ago) link
wow i didn't expect it to be THAT bad. it looks like it was built all from salvage building supplies. so many different browns. really disorienting.
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 12:39 (two years ago) link
More and more I am convinced the Winchester Mystery House is not so unique.
― Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 2 September 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link
trying to think of a new place to move in the next 5 years or so and i confess to thinking "oh i could easily afford this" and hoping it would be a good house before seeing the pictures
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
high property taxes though, clearfield pennsylvania? not what i was expecting
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link
now my dream is to be the first person to actually buy a house that appears on this thread
― criminally negligible (harbl), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.movoto.com/flushing-ny/77-36-main-st-apt-3-c-flushing-ny-11367-484_1950912/for-sale/I guess you could warm your feet by the fire. THE MOMENT YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
barn doors are the scourge of the earth
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 00:12 (two years ago) link
They just seem lazy. Wood curtains.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/qI14vuT.png
Just a normal sink, ok? Just a regular goddamm sink that doesn't have the faucet sticking out of a mirrored wall or a bowl that looks more like the crapper than the actual crapper. Does the giant hanging ornament have something to do with the sink's function? What if I'm shaving and I need to sweep some of the whiskers into the sink. I know it's not good for the pipes, but for fuck's sake, let me be the one to figure that out.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 03:20 (two years ago) link
what the fuck
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:02 (two years ago) link
ran across this one. loooooooooooong couch, for all my friends https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/e7bffda1e987caddf01380d9011c25b9-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/9e5e9fa5c08c54f508ff60f9dad29cf4-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/f7df85a9ffadaf9ccc56d77be48668da-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link
here is the whole listing https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Deep-Run-Ct-Cockeysville-MD-21030/36395466_zpid/incredibly ugly exterior. looks like a hospital. i checked and yes it is owned by a doctor. a urologist!
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:09 (two years ago) link
A urologist, you say? In Cockeysville?
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:10 (two years ago) link
lol
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:11 (two years ago) link
The whole vibe makes it feel more ideal as a dormitory for influencers instead of a comfortable home. Also, is that a didgeridoo I see?
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link
(slide 12)
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link
Seriously thought it was a clinic lobby too at first.
Got a weirdly shaped co ch! The only missing is ... !
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WSNVzN9.png
Why, you could probably piss all over this room and not a ruin a thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link
When you can't help but take your work home with you.
https://i.imgur.com/E0sqBan.png
https://i.imgur.com/AS42K6C.png
https://i.imgur.com/XH6vEYv.png
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link
I love the office phone in every room.
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link
xxp That's definitely the orgy room.
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
Long circle couch reminds me of '70s conversation pits, which I love. Needs more colour, though.
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
Wait, there are steps down. It *is* a conversation pit. Yessss.
You guys spotted the wipe-clean orgy room, but you missed the sex swing.
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4e9cf5ecc3f132a6bbfa9598872d80f5-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
I love conversation pits too, but it could be deeper, for deeper conversations.
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
This isn't really a house house, more like an AirB&B type deal.
But that said, WHY WOULD YOU HANG THAT PHOTOGRAPH inside one of the bedrooms?
https://i.imgur.com/qK8xpZR.png
― pplains, Friday, 1 October 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
what am i looking at?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SH60Tw5.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
lol tyvm
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
ok that's funny i couldn't see the photo, i had wanted to post a series of pictures "for laffs" and that was one of them! another was the "putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'" photo
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 1 October 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link
Never forget.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 October 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link
this twitter account reminded me of this thread
https://twitter.com/SellingAMirror
― koogs, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link
House I grew up in had a conversation pit. I liked how it looked, along with the inference that social interaction is crucial enough to warrant a dedicated room in a small house. But I couldn't sit in there without worrying that someone from the raised area surrounding it would step back and accidentally fall in. The top of the couch seatbacks weren't much higher than the floor, and if you put a railing or kneewall up to prevent inward falls it spoils the effect.
― Lee626, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1777-Calle-Poniente-Santa-Barbara-CA-93101/15892544_zpid/?mmlb=g,16
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
Starts off as just annoyingly "whimsical" but proceeds to wtf around photo 12/13
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
i like this! i mean i'm not capable of making my house like this but i'd live here.
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link