Worst ever festival line up?

For sure - no one’s camping overnight to see Interpol and Wolf Parade, but a day at the Rose Bowl sounds like fun.

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just four headliners, that’s not a lot:

“Great White” Vince Neil
“Third Eye Blind” Bret Michaels
Goo Goo Dolls & Gin Bottoms
“Big & Rich” Rodney Atkins

“Dak Jam” because... Dakota?

that looks dire

the local paper said this of a recent Vince Neil gig at a similar festival

The band started out with "Looks That Kill" and transitioned to "Dr. Feelgood," where Neil forgot some of the lyrics to one of Crue's most famous songs.

"I felt physical pain watching this," said one commenter on a clip of the performance posted to YouTube.

And the show didn't get better as the night went on. When performing a cover of the Beatles' "Helter Skelter," Neil struggled to keep up with the song's tempo and lyrics. Commenters pointed out that the singer was reading the lyrics off of a printed out sheet of paper taped to the stage, and joked that the 60-year-old singer still wasn't able to keep up.

Who is even the target demographic for that Dak Jam festival?

One of the saddest anecdotes in The Dirt was about Vince Neil trying to start a riot at one of his solo concerts so it would get cancelled and he could make it to the local strip clubs before they closed.

the ones here are open until 5 am, how late was his show going to go

Maybe he only starts riots in towns with early curfews?

places small enough the strip club is in the next county

That Dak Jam poster is a design atrocity as well.

Hampden Park, your woodwork took one hell of a beating

Lol wrong thread

Do they mean Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, or is this a special solo appearance from the Captain himself?

https://captaingeech.com/about-us

Dak Jam stage, your woodwork took one hell of a beating

if i were more cool i might know some of the supporting acts but since i'm not and i don't it's fun to think of them as just people the poster designer/festival organizer knows who volunteered to get onstage and noodle around before the bands arrive

"gayle's gonna do a monologue from her one-woman show! and lanie, she's bringing her ukelele, it's gonna be lit!"

and they're just up there on a huge bare stage in the bleak afternoon sunlight, rocking out, crowd going apeshit

Who is even the target demographic for that Dak Jam festival?

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 18:53 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Chuck Eddy & friends?

One of the saddest anecdotes in The Dirt was about Vince Neil trying to start a riot at one of his solo concerts so it would get cancelled and he could make it to the local strip clubs before they closed.

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, June 29, 2021 1:55 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the ones here are open until 5 am, how late was his show going to go

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, June 29, 2021 1:56 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Maybe he only starts riots in towns with early curfews?

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, June 29, 2021 1:59 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

places small enough the strip club is in the next county

― mh, Tuesday, June 29, 2021 2:36 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Did a quick review of setlist.fm's entries for Vince Neil in the mid-to-late 90s. One of the places he played was in a strip mall next to a carpet store and another has since become a standalone gyros shop.

Christ, he played at the Tumble Inn in Eckerman, Michigan (now Eckerman Self-Storage). That's in the Upper Peninsula and it's not even Marquette! It's kinda impressive that he made inroads so deep into nowhere.

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Ceasar the Wrestling Bear is definitely a contender for worst festival line up.

oh that is all so grim, i kind of want to become a nun now, or dwell in a cave and live off nettles

It's kinda impressive that he made inroads so deep into nowhere.

yeah this is a positive imo

the semi-local (small town a 45 minute drive from me) festival Vince Neil played at was some combination family arts&crafts, fishing derby, car show thing. The other musical acts were Great White and Night Ranger

not that late may 2021 was a prime time for live music, however

yeah this is a positive imo

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, June 29, 2021 9:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, I mean like, I realize that he was there because his career had hit the absolute skids, but way cool for people in the UP who got to see Neil in their town with a population under 400.

This thread has taken an amazing direction. I want to see the other bills and eventual fates of all of Vince Neil's off-the-beaten-path venues

I am also extraordinarily curious as to how safety and insurance work for a wrestling bear attraction that promises a cash prize to "anyone who can pin him"

I imagine a 13 part web series where Vince Neil travels back to the tiny venues he played as a solo act, keeps getting mistaken for Bret Michaels.

I saw him at the Molson Ampitheatre (iirc) with Poison and a Sebastian Bach-less Skid Row in 2003. He was actually the best of the three, easily.

did this trip begin with having a burlap sack placed over your head and being shoved into a van?

Poison's "Unskinny Bop" didn't blow you away?

Someone was handing out free tickets on the street.

There's another sad story in The Dirt, where Nikki Sixx goes on L.A. radio in 1994 and says he's handing out free concert tickets on the street. Two kids show up.

I am also extraordinarily curious as to how safety and insurance work for a wrestling bear attraction that promises a cash prize to "anyone who can pin him"

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, June 30, 2021 11:39 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No idea, but here's more on the poor bear. Gonna guess this guy was fewer than 6 degrees of separation away from Joe Exotic.

https://gawker.com/5618474/a-hungry-caged-bear-mauls-its-caretaker

ugh, no surprise though

https://peloton.shorthandstories.com/all-for-one-music-festival/assets/TdlfFfW2vk/afo-poster-us-1044x1728.jpeg

I don't get it. So, it's a bunch of Peloton workouts set to different music playlists? Which is what Peloton usually is/does, but they're calling it a ... festival? Um, OK.

haha wtf

I know when I listen to Alice Coltrane it always makes me want to get on a fucking exercise bike.

haha, right?

It could be yoga or something else that's not heart-racingly rhythmic, tbf.

I'm imagining Alice Coltrane pieces recast as 80s montage rock now, it's not pretty

There's this weird 80's themed 5-day festival in Ostend, Belgium at the end of the Summer (scroll down a bit for names - Howard Jones! East 17! The Jacksons! T'Pau! Technotronic!) - wtf?

https://w-festival.com/en/

“Snap & Technotronic” no less, are they performing As One?

East 17 have plenty of fans on ILM:
POLL-right, POLL-right, everything's gonna be POLL-right: The Very Best Of East 17

Thought you guys might appreciate this:

https://www.hometownstation.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Soundtraac-Music-Festival-2021-Poster-Final-8.5x11-768x994.jpg

some hidden mid-day gems on the second day

Wow, Toad the Wet Sprocket are still around? I saw them in the '90s.

NOON TO 8:30PM

Who are Shwayze and are they really bigger than Dishwalla to old people? (I know most bands are bigger than Dishwalla).

don't know who Poncho Sanchez, Shwayze or Dishwalla are, but they are instant entries on the "bands you won't check out because of their name" list

I can't tell if means you are under 18 or over 50....