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They do. This is basically just for funsies and I have no idea why they’re reporting it.

— Daniel Festa (@_danfesta) June 29, 2021

explain the world in one tweet

What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?

Curtis Mayfield at the Wingate Concert Series. At that concert there was a rainstorm and the lights fell on Curtis Mayfield and they actually paralyzed him at that concert. He died a few years ago, but it was an amazing concert before that happened. Just so unfortunate.

― adam, Friday, June 25, 2021 8:01 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah I saw this too. Pretty deranged stuff.

treeship., Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

Go Go Garcia

calstars, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

Adams claiming the results look suspicious, sounding like another New Yorker I remember

treeship., Tuesday, 29 June 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

Huh. I don't remember if I ranked Garcia. That may have been a mistake.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:16 (two years ago) link

Tabulating the incomplete rankings when absentee ballots are not yet out is just a recipe for provoking more confusion and outrage when late mail ballots skew progressive, as they have done to a huge degree in Seattle for years. It allows headlines about a “comeback” in the days after Election Day but it’s just an artifact of which votes are counted when.

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

The ranking complicates this logic, but if the 16000 vote gap were in a two-way race the person trailing would need 70,500 of 125k (56%) of outstanding ballots, which is within the realm of possibility. So whoever this fucker is could still lose.

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

Remember six months ago when we were all doing this for individual counties in Pennsylvania, good times

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:26 (two years ago) link

I can't do the math but I wonder if there's any chance the absentee ballots could put Wiley back ahead of Garcia.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

*supposedly* the districts featured heavily in the absentee ballots lean garcia, but who knows. (not sure about wiley tho.) and yeah releasing results piecemeal like this is absurd

also why the fuck does this take so long? it's a million votes; entire european countries count this shit in a matter of hours, not weeks

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

Generically the issue in the US is late postal votes. In New York specifically the problem is that the boe is a patronage mill of people who get out of bed at like 2 in the afternoon and can’t count to 100.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link

absentee ballots weren't even due until today (as long as they were postmarked by election day)

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

It’s always great when “bungling” is in the headline

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:44 (two years ago) link

Lmao

The Board of Elections appears to h ave taken down its ranked-choice tabulations from earlier today pic.twitter.com/xBjOuK3mhh

— Dana Rubinstein (@danarubinstein) June 30, 2021



A lot of people have been blowing the whistle on NY's election administration for years, but this is the most botched election results reporting by an official agency I've ever seen in the U.S.

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) June 30, 2021



We are aware there is a discrepancy in the unofficial RCV round by round elimination report. We are working with our RCV technical staff to identify where the discrepancy occurred. We ask the public, elected officials and candidates to have patience.

— NYC Board of Elections (@BOENYC) June 29, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

What was wrong with the old style of voting, like where everyone gets one vote

calstars, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link

Lots of things rly

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link

pee after sex or you’ll get an rcv

— vacation ember 🐺 (@embernic) June 29, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link

What was wrong with the old style of voting, like where everyone gets one vote


That’s not the problem here.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link

Here's a treat of a story about being an NYC poll worker:

Oh boy. Gonna break my twitter silence for a hot minute to talk about this election. I was a poll worker at a site that will remain nameless because I'd like to be allowed to do it again. Buckle up, buttercups, we're on an express elevator to hell, going down... https://t.co/t4IJRpHvvU

— every cop is a policy failure (@Dr_Memory) July 1, 2021

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

oh god.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

made it about 10 tweets through that thread before closing my laptop in anger

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 July 2021 23:06 (two years ago) link

I honestly don't understand the commotion about RCV. I thought it was obvious and easy to navigate. Yes I know everyone says it will be harder for "the elderly" which I'm sure that's true for some but there are mentally alert elderly people too. What I *do* know is that elected officials who had been in office for multiple terms and had budgets for community outreach DIDN'T DO COMMUNITY EDUCATION early enough, probably because some of them were trying to stop it from happening.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 1 July 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link

oof

Eric Adams: 50.5

Kathryn Garcia: 49.5

--Fin--https://t.co/qGzrF0xeVf

— David Freedlander (@freedlander) July 6, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

Looks like Wiley's votes went 2-to-1 to Garcia, but still wasn't enough.

o. nate, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link

Very annoying

That's an 8400-vote margin with 139,459 inactive ballots. Dammit.

— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) July 6, 2021

New York has had a Black mayor. New York has never had a female mayor. This is a much closer result than I expected.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

Yuck

bleahhh.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link

So you think there is a way to use stop-and-frisk that isn’t abusive?

Well, there’s a word that’s missing in there. It’s called stop, question, and frisk. So 2 o’clock in the morning, you look out your door, you see a person standing in front of your house. He places a gun in his waistband. You go to call the police, I hope. That police officer responds. He needs to be able to question that person, “What are you doing with that gun?” If we’re telling police officers you can’t question people, we are jeopardizing the safety of the city. Police officers must follow the rules to be able to question if there’s reasonable suspicion that someone is carrying that firearm. That’s not what we were doing. We were stopping and frisking people based on their ethnicities and based on the communities they were in. That will never happen under my administration.

Greeeeat

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

What a dumb answer. That's actually responding to a call, it doesn't have anything to do with stop-and-frisk, and the only reason to say it in response to that question is to avoid saying you're against stop-and-frisk.

"Obviously we should be able to STOP someone who just fired gunshots and then FRISK them to see if they have a gun! So therefore I don't think we should completely end stop-and-frisk!"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

"stop, question, and frisk" = it's fine to stop and frisk someone as long as you interrogate them also

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

Which, i mean, they always do anyway

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

he was vocally against stop-and-frisk earlier in his career, maybe this'll be one of the many campaign promises he breaks en route to tammany hall 2021

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

Shahana Hanif, the councilperson i voted for appears to have won.
https://www.shahanafrombk.com
Lander and Williams seem to have won handily as well.
Adams seems a putz but generally the voting at the borough and district level seems progressive and positive. i have hope.

Eric Adams dined this evening at Rao’s with John Catsimatidis and Bo Dietl pic.twitter.com/bV0LPiPQc5

— David Freedlander (@freedlander) July 9, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link

I read that for a moment as Eric Adams died this evening

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:38 (two years ago) link

This guy is not good.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link

don't panic, he was just trying to negotiate a way to get vinyl back on hbo

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link

That show is not good.

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

does kinda seem like a show that eric adams would like, though

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

I should watch one episode of that now that I have HBO Max. Just to see if it's really as bad as people say. (I already hate most "prestige TV," so I'll likely hate it even more than other people did, but my morbid curiosity is strong.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 9 July 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link

People on Twitter are eulogizing the Astor Place Kmart. It never meant anything to me but apparently it was a very weird Kmart and people liked to rendezvous there before going out on the town.

Josefa, Monday, 12 July 2021 14:16 (two years ago) link

Lovely eulogy (from 2018, slightly premature) by ILM's own AlexInNYC:

Once upon at time, Kmart stood out like a cow pie on a prayer rug. Now it’s basically just a field of cow-pies, to use an incongruously rural analogy.

https://vassifer.blogs.com/alexinnyc/2018/01/sunset-on-the-astor-place-kmart-.html

o. nate, Monday, 12 July 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

it was a weirdass kmart and everytime i went in there it felt like entering a retail tardis

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Alex otm, mosly. RIP. I didn't live down there but didn't mind it, occasionally had a need to go in there and enjoyed seeing it from the subway platform.

Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

Ha, forks.

Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

My only time there was Christmas shopping with my wife and looking for legos for someone. Let's just say I've seen swap meets in rural PA with a less discarded and depressed vibe.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Monday, 12 July 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link


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