Drawing Practice: Give me a total of 100 ideas to draw to see if I get any better by the 100th drawing.

Derail but I lost my life savings as a kid like that. Not exactly, but I had all $50-100 of it (don’t remember the amount) in a coat pocket, and then I was playing in a box fort and left my coat inside, and then my dad burned the trash, as always (?!?), along with my coat

30. "...the geometry of the dream-place he saw was abnormal, non-Euclidean, and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours." --H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

https://i.imgur.com/fb4VDnY.jpg

wild!

i challenge you to make a drawing of M. Zuckerberg looking like even more of a dork than his US-flag-waving-while-riding-an-electric-hydrofoil video from earlier this week, if this interests you and is even possible <3

I feel like this is a failure as an imaginative drawing, a failure to meet the brief and even a failure as a likeness but failure is the basis of learning so here you go:

https://i.imgur.com/HtHiDIS.jpg

future prompt? dorky zuckerberg slips down into a non-euclidean dimension

Strong 'Bacon's Velazquez' energy.

Too kind!

serious prompt:

dick and balls

and NO doing dick tracy with bouncy balls!

it has to be a penis complete with 2 balls

A bearded man wearing a utilikilt and vibram finger shoes riding a single-wheel electric scooter while vaping

Scooby Doo being arrested for securities fraud

lol

a perfect 100th drawing will combine all of these prompts in a way that just barely makes sense

that is a pretty dang good drawing of zuck, though! thank u ^___^

24. Brain escapes villain’s head via his eye

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/g4z9c8eg872.jpeg

yesssssss

the brain searches for a new host

serious prompt:

dick and balls

Take another look at the Lovecraft drawing

oh, took a good look

25. Reality star Edmund Hillary with friend Tenzing Norgay
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/myd5czkom4b.jpeg

26. Child’s piggy bank on a spit roast
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/pyq9c5akg42.jpeg

I love it!

27. Slim Pickens riding literal dick and balls to Armageddon (NSFW, view at your peril)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/myd5cz9ar4b.jpeg

In retrospect I should have had Slim use the balls as footrests, but I’ll let Kubrick redraw this 1000 times to get it right.

28. Bearded utilikit vibram shoes commentariat vaping while uniscootering
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d7ogc8qoey9.jpeg

Even dorkier Zuckerberg actually looks cooler somehow

west coast cool jazz bandleader vibes

With a little Karl Marx thrown in for good measure.

Danny Glover being choked by Pauly Shore in the shower

heart eyes emoji

29. SNAX pump and dumper Scooby Doo does the perp walk
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/l7lxcgxp37o.jpeg

i remember scoob before he turned to a life of crime, before he started using that filthy language

Scooby snacks are a helluva drug

lol thank you so much

back with another one of those rose rucking kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTxOKsyZ0Lw

An ostrich wearing a “Real ostriches don’t bury their head in the sand” T-shirt, please.

30. The Weasel chokes Danny Glover in the shower. (Nipples only but still possibly NSFW)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/pyvdcbjpxyk.jpeg

I am in awe

how are you feeling at the 30% mark? are they getting easier or is more like you're getting more efficient so it feels like you have more time?

Feeling a bit like Danny Glover, feeling a bit like Pauly Shore.
I don’t think I’m getting any faster or even better but I definitely feel more confident when starting a drawing that it’s going to be finished.

The drawings are fantastic.

31. Daphne from Scooby Doo receiving a bouquet of dead flowers

31. Ostrich with clever shirt
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/j7mmcwkrm76.jpeg

32. Daphne and her suitor
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3yrgcklzw4z.jpeg

Thank you!!

a hollow human heart floating on water

Amazing

brilliant imaginative stuff

33. Hollow human heart photobombs cover shoot for slint’s seminal album
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/pyq9cgdmn42.jpeg

on the left, a person at a computer asking a computer to draw a human drawing the request of a human at a computer
on the right, a computer

What’s great about the gestational gap before that last one is I forgot I requested it! I it’s amazing! :D

Someone else should do a request, I didn’t mean to hog two in a row!

From Homemade Jokes

I have a homemade Far Side cartoon joke in my head, called something like "Clown Cemetery", which shows a row of burial plots and gravestones, except each plot has a pair of long clown shoes poking out of the earth (because the clowns are buried in their clown shoes, but not deep enough underground, haha?)

― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, July 2, 2022 10:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you should post the clown cartoon to Drawing Practice: Give me a total of 100 ideas to draw to see if I get any better by the 100th drawing.

― budo jeru, Saturday, July 2, 2022 10:20 PM (forty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

(but only if you want to!)