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― cymbal is more bronze than you (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
beep
― matt preston's cravat stand (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
the 'bring me hong kong in a bowl' bit with the wind blowing and all that was so next-level dramatic and hilarious all at once
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link
the man really is a star
― matt preston's cravat rack (electricsound), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Julie The Mum won because her cookbook is gonna sell more than THE DRAGON LADY'S STRANGE ASIAN RECIPE BOOK??
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
also pls no offense but yr fedupness about tv is well documented and i'm a bit confused as to why you keep wanting to opine on tv when you don't watch it???
Because maybe I was asking "what is the big fuss" so someone could actually EXPLAIN IT TO ME, jesus get some reading comprehension people, not everything I say is a complaint.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i fuckin hate that julie the won. she's an absolute idiot!!
also, srsly, does she have parkinson's?
― wilter, Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
julie the won u__u
julie the won-ton
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link
julie the won-ton-tess
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
can i just say, i would eat the hell out of that chocolate plate thing, omg.
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link
totes. Gary's whingey 'you've changed me' call at the end about julie was barfffff
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
also the host's tittays last night were her greatest contribution of the season
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i agree on all this tittays
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
haw
if i read "IT SHOULD BE CALLED MASTERCOOK NOT MASTERCHEF" one more time i'm going to destroy everybody and everything
― matt preston's cravat rack (electricsound), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
can i just say julie's husband looked kind of shitnuts
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ppl bitching @ lunch about how britishes masterchef is better. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
― easily-led zeppelin (haitch), Monday, 20 July 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Julie's husband is LURCH!!!
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 July 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahhh OTM!!
― wilter, Monday, 20 July 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link
- Masterchef 2- 1000 Boat People Taking All Our Jobs (Including The Children)- A Pub-Style Parma You Can Have At Home
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 July 2010 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Fucking boat people. Fuck the fucking boat people. Cunts. Fucking come here and drink all our fucking water and live in our fucking houses and take all our fucking jobs and terrorist our fucking things. Cunts. We should blow up their homelands. Oh wait, we already did that. Fucking terrorists. Fuck them abodigines too, cunts. How dare they get here before us? We rightfully came here on boats and exterminated most of them, and now the ones what's left think they own the place. Poverty-line cunts.
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― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Imagine if they got Steve Price & Andrew Bolt to cook a pub-style parma on Masterchef. That would get FIVE MILLION NASH at least, not even counting Reg or Tas.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
obv it would be made of terrorist flesh and the coating would be the dandruff of deceased indigenous people.
― bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
btw be sure to watch Dumbo Abbott on the Hey Heys tonight. 1950s man meets 1950s television.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link
No thanks, I'd rather watch The Human Centipede.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
This show is a giant Human Centipede. My fucking god. Every two minutes Daryl's gorging himself on Hey Hey clips from the '80s. I presume that at some point he'll develop a sewage-based mouth infection and shit-eat himself to death.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Good luck with giving away the defrosted chickens from Chook Lotto then!
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link
With all that bonus salmonella, you know.
I think "88 all out" could be an interesting meme for y'all to consider
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
BOATS
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Obviously if they were TURNED BACK they would not have lost their lives in this particular reef and just died in someone else's waters.
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
If there were a BOAT PHONE then THE BOLT BLOKE could call MR RABBIT and these people would DIE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, OPRAH
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sure the two can be conflated with amusing results.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
CHISEL REFORMING
― midiverb II program 49 (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
hasn't it only been about three months since they last played?
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
my mistake, two months
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
out of loop
― midiverb II program 49 (electricsound), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Having trouble with Chisel. Seems like it was a band that did proper songs with proper melodies and proper lyrics by proper musicians yet bogans follow them everywhere. Was the bogan thing an accident or
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Some people *actually said this* in the comments on the breaking story y'day on the Age. "See now with Howards Pacific Solution this would never have happened". Yes because HOWARD COULD STOP TIDES AND CONTROLLED THE STORMS. WHAT A MAN, WHY DID HE EVER LEAVE etc froth.
― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Howard also REDEFINED Australia, basically sticking teh boat people on islands which technically under his laws were not Australia and therefore not-in-my-backyard.
― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
That's why when you hear about the success of the Pacific Solution ('arrivals droped from 4,000 to 26!!! omg) it's just all lies.
Sportsmen's cocks.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i didn't know baout chisel reformation
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
guy here @ work is thinkin riewoldt might've leaked that pic himself, knahmean
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
all publicity etc
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"It's because I hate the AFL and I hate St Kilda," she said.
i too hate st kilda, might have to get on board w/ this one
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
leak a picture of your cock to facebook
― Stay J0rdan Fresh (sic), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
dikileaks
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
leak a picture of your cock to facebook st kilda
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
is this guy trying to run for Prime Minister of ILM
A journalist has asked Albanese if he thinks he has less chance of winning the election as a result of yesterday's gaffe. He says he'll shake it off, like Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/YJ35p4Msyn— Oliver Gordon (@olgordon) April 12, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 01:36 (two years ago) link
fucking lmao they’re incredible pic.twitter.com/MSVC7uirmS— Lucy V (@LucyXIV) April 13, 2022
― beepy fridges (sic), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:07 (two years ago) link
can't lose to the liberals if you have the same polices... right? right??
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:21 (two years ago) link
aggressive 'mate' usage is the cherry on top of this
Greens leader Adam Bandt has had enough of "gotcha" questions at #NPC. #AusVotes @SBSNews pic.twitter.com/e9pFzXcXKK— Naveen Razik (@naveenjrazik) April 13, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:28 (two years ago) link
BANG
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:46 (two years ago) link
The best bit about that is Bandt gave a useful answer, one I'd want to hear from a politician. If he'd simply answerd "two point five six" or whatever I'd be sitting there going "whats a WPI and why do I care also you are a greasy speccy nerd with a cats bum face mr FinReview"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:13 (two years ago) link
Srsly that jerno is the worst kind of private school boy nob I want to punch the lights out of.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:15 (two years ago) link
that was so heartening to listen to
― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 07:32 (two years ago) link
'Peter Dutton being continually owned' is not a terrible timeline to be in
now maybe Labor can stop being The Milquetoast Party????
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 3 April 2023 13:44 (one year ago) link
they're pretty aggressive about signing new fossil fuel deals that last until after the end of human habitation tbf
― least said, sergio mendes (sic), Monday, 3 April 2023 16:40 (one year ago) link
Yeah, anyone hoping for Labor to be anything other than occasionally OK is going to be eternally disappointed.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 07:20 (one year ago) link
I'd settle for 'at least average, maybe even look at that climate change thing in a bit more detail' but I've learned to have a low bar on this sort of thing.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 13:41 (one year ago) link