Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Definitely makes those homicide photos more appealing on Antiques Roadshow

lol

i would like to see them assess the value of those autographed photos. holy shit

In the great flood of raw sewage that was the Trump presidency it's his shining moments like this, or when he started rambling about New York cocktail parties to a Boy Scout Jamboree, that illustrate that he is completely unable to empathize with other human beings on any level whatsoever.

That lack of empathy can on the rare occasion produce gold however, such as when he asked the 7-year old kid if he still believed in Santa, "because at that age it's kind of marginal, right?"

he wasn't a regular guy

i continue to wonder if i made him up

my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm it’s victory wine https://t.co/TR2Ao1UisP

— kilgore trout, terminal hiccups patient (@KT_So_It_Goes) July 28, 2021

this seems very illegal

Donald Trump to DOJ last December: "Just say that the election was corrupt + leave the rest to me" https://t.co/iMWh3QxhHa

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 30, 2021

When you're president they let you do it.

but somehow, they just can't find the evidence and prove that he was the most corrupt president in our lifetime, easily outranking nixon. it's just too hard to prove it, i guess. federal law, state law, local law, natural law, lord of the flies, martial law - none of them can contain his genius. he is just too tricky, too smart for anyone to bring down. trump is such a smart guy, he really is. great job law!!

only marshall law from tekken could take trump down, which is why trump won't even agree to fight him

I'm so sick of that fuckchop, I wish he would choke on a McRib and die die die

Whoops!

BREAKING:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Justice Department tells Treasury to turn over Trump tax returns to Congress.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 30, 2021

Oh ho ho

Now we've got him. At long last. No slipping out this time, Mr. Trum—oh, goddamn it.

A little more

There's a new DOJ memo that says the Treasury Dept. can turn over Trump's tax returns to a House committee: https://t.co/6nMRxSGLNe

But, per ongoing litigation over this, Trump is supposed to get 72-hour notice before it actually happens (aka a window to try to stop it) pic.twitter.com/lLa64QQcLj

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) July 30, 2021

evergreen

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/463/Screen_Shot_2018-10-24_at_11.08.29_AM.jpg

72 hours from now though, THEN he's caught!

"What, me crimes? No, it's the law that's wrong."

Wait I thought he was under audit, perpetually under audit

https://i.imgflip.com/5i4cz3.jpg

but somehow, they just can't find the evidence and prove that he was the most corrupt president in our lifetime, easily outranking nixon. it's just too hard to prove it, i guess. federal law, state law, local law, natural law, lord of the flies, martial law - none of them can contain his genius. he is just too tricky, too smart for anyone to bring down. trump is such a smart guy, he really is. great job law!!

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Covfefe

That isn't cow shit, they're Trump Victory Patties!

Oh look, Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama. pic.twitter.com/sGwyHiRy1Y

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 2, 2021

Why doesn't he just keep touring like this? It's clearly what he lovers: the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowds. Just be a headliner, being a president is fucking boring and tedious... better just to wind 'em up, and then golf the next morning.

What else do you believe he is currently doing?

thats all he did in office though, but with the perk of getting to commit unlimited crime

plus, the presidency of the USA is the world's biggest stage, attracting the most attention of anyone on Earth.

But this is where the money's at... funding a super PAC with shadowy bookkeeping, in a cow pasture in Alabama

this Vic Berger video is deeply satisfying, it's long but the whole thing is worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFUr6Px99aQ

yes but also a piece of my soul dies every time i watch a vice news video

I know michael wolff is sus or whatever, but “landslide” is a good trashy read. The second impeachment trial was truly odd—castor and schoen were extremely underqualified. At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.

“They should replace the wokesters with Patriots and start winning again. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics and not doing her job!”

'wokesters'! lol
I'm not sure I would go around attacking others' hair, but that's just me

start winning again

They got Bronze in the Olympics. There's only two spots more winning than that.

America will never be great again with that attitude.

At one point wolff says that schoen apologized to trump for something and admitted he was “a wimp, sir” and trump just flew off the handle. “My lawyer’s a wimp? A wimp?” Lmao.

big Artie Fufkin energy there

KellyAnne was the lone cockroach, the survivor... she probably hid in the ladies room when he was in one of his moods

i'm a wokester, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker

Trump's missing out on a good grift by not forming a shadow government and selling Cabinet spots. Mike Lindell would pay big money to be the True Secretary of State.

Pillow diplomacy

The gov't in exile should ideally be located at Mar-a-Lagoo, and every administration member pays full price

They could have a Cuban Pillow Crisis

urethra highway, I like it https://t.co/QzxoU8uqqs

— kilgore trout, terminal hiccups patient (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 9, 2021

I mean, when these brainless chuds call him the greatest president ever, what "achievements" can they even point to to justify it? His reign was one of pathetic failure and spite and failure and self-sabotage and failure. How Herculean must self-delusion be, to take you that far?

he was the most persecuted, the most attacked

That’s easy, he was the greatest to them because he made them feel validated, and spoke directly to their worst impulses, and affirmed their own feelings of being righteous yet constantly wronged by others. And he clarified a confusing and frightening world into simple dichotomies that made sense and reinforced their tribal inclinations- us vs. them, good vs. evil. And he played up the conspiracy theories, subtle winks and secret codes, making them feel like they were part of something big and secretive and important, like some real life Da Vinci Code shit. In short, he made them feel like they’ve been right all along, and like all the worst things about them, that they’ve always been told were bad and should be hidden away or stifled, were actually their greatest virtues.

I mean, tbf, he did make America great again, even if he failed to do it again again.

Dropped that corporate tax rate from 35 to 21 % along with many other tax perks for the executive classes. Who gives a shit about the rest, the plebs are easily led by the piper.

Greatest economy the world has ever seen iirc
But obv epistaphanus is correct. HL Mencken "downright moron" quote n all.