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I know! My legs are all hot after I've ironed them and so I get tons of razor nicks!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago) link

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I know! My legs are all hot after I've ironed them and so I get tons of razor nicks!

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

No, that doesn't work either. Anyone knows that you get nicks when the skin is cold.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

I fear that the chilly north has turned the Wegie London expats into frightful pedants.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:16 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think that's fair. there's still a lot that gets by them.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:20 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, I'm a twat.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

but jerry you live in south london

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

That doesn't quite work.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:02 (twenty years ago) link

let's not be pedantic.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:02 (twenty years ago) link

RJG - Cook - Cozen - anyone else

I think we can assume Tracer means this evening. I have lost his mobile number. Can anyone make it? I finish work at six.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

"fear that the chilly north has turned the Wegie London expats into frightful pedants"

Wegie? Is that when yer knickers get all scrunched up in yer bum?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

No, you are confusing it with a Glasgow FAP.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

In Glasgow FAP means Fill Ass Pants

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Well it doesn't mean random ILXors getting together for a drink, that's for sure!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm trying, smee.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

Really?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

Yes I meant today!

I can get to Bar 10 by 7 o'COCK. I didn't bring my mobile with me anyway so we're going to have to just do it!

Madchen why would you do all that grooming if you're not meeting me?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

I WILL BE THERE

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

Don't think I will be. Supposed to be going to see Multiplies etc I think, in between packing and going for drink with my dad. TOO MUCH TO DO.

I might be able to make it briefly. Call me, someone. Anyone.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

I think you should, got for drink (lots) with your dad.

I have not been keeping up.

― the bluefox, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

OK, pf.

And where the hell is this Bar 10, anyway?

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I may skip the gig. Like I said. Call.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

It's opposite the Lighthouse, on Mitchell Lane.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

Bring your dad along.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

sorry tracer dude, if this was tomorrow I'd totally come but I'm signed up to see alasdair roberts tonight.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Tracer: because I am going to a posh hotel in a glamorous foreign metropolis with Ally C tomorrow. I will shave my legs for you some other time.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Alternative answer: because my legs are a forest

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

Shaving your legs takes how long? 10 mins?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

quickest deforestation ever.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

we should have another glasgow FAP.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

What a great idea.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

It takes about 10 minutes just for the bath to run. While that is happening, I apply wash my face and apply a face pack. Then I shave my legs, wash hair ect. Then I get out of the bath and do other girlie stuff like paint my toes and moisturise my elbows.

I also have to pack. I'm leaving work now, bye!

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

I changed my mind. Tracer has been fapped. He seemed surprised that I was keeping an eye on the footie.

I thought of another one - The Damned can either be singular or plural.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

How come we couldn't stop talking about hookers?

p.s. I don't think the 38 actually runs at night.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

Glasgow buses aren't something I've ever thought it was worth the trouble learning about. You rented a taxi?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

I am going to regret this, isn't I?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

I hired a hooker.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

hookah
snuka
...

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

No, I hired a damn pedlar to carry me home on his back. He knifed a few people on the way who were singing too loud.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

we should have talked about hookahs.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

There's a hippie hookah place off Kilmarnock Road near the shopping center if you really wanna know. I don't even know what that means either but I swear it's there.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

We have Tchai Ovna for all our hookah needs. Richard - do your work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

haha I was in tchai ovna tonight and, for the first time in my life, tried a hookah. synchronicity innit.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

How was the hookah for you?

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago) link

it was... okay actually. a bit cherry.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago) link

I find them ultimately unsatisfying.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link

Like hookers, I imagine.

I don't imagine very often.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

haha you're always at the hookers?

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link

lots of flavour coming out but very little on the way in.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

text from Cathy: "Cozen - I am in Paris eating pistachios by the Seine. I think you'd like it." *grumble grumble jealous jealous*

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

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