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Aaaaand two more paragraphs of post were lost there, somehow. God damn it.

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what should have come right after ... "Mountain Dew"?

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This kind of shit (people sharing names with companies/products) is already happening in the real world today!

This movie was an over-the-top, ridiculous send-up view of the future. It skewers so many aspects of our current culture so completely, with such an eye for details, that it was almost impossible to take it all in. Corporate culture, macho nationalism, social/political apathy, Arnold Schwartzenegger... you name it, they got 'em good. I also think the movie did a good job of finding fault with the "left" or "opposition" or whatever you want to call it for over-intellectualizing problems, being weak/indecisive/factionalized and cowtowing to big money interests just like the corporate whores do. ("I like money. I can't believe you like money and sex too!") I don't think it's filled with hate for humanity at all, except aspects of humanity like greed and sloth and complacency.

Sorry you didn't like it, Kenan. I laughed my ass off, and so did just about everyone else there as far as I could tell.

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

But how could you have not completely lost it at the fat fucking slobby greeter in the city-sized Costco: "Welcome to Costco, I love you."

Ok, that was damn funny. And kinda subtle, even.

What about characters named "Frito" and "Mountain Dew"?

That's where he lost me.

I also think the movie did a good job of finding fault with the "left" or "opposition" or whatever you want to call it for over-intellectualizing problems, being weak/indecisive/factionalized and cowtowing to big money interests just like the corporate whores do.

Man. I wish I had seen the same movie you did.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like Infinite Jest to me.

Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps I am reading a little too much into things, but the parts in the movie where Joe would talk to the future Americans and completely lose them by making detailed, pointed arguments while trying to prove them wrong was what made me think of that. It doesn't really make sense, I know, but neither does the movie.

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

... prove them wrong or prove a point ...

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was a little bit racially queasy, too. Black culture isn't *that* funny.

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Chris, I am sending you an evite to Sarah's b-day party on Sat. Let me know if you don't get it soon. Same goes for any of you, though you should have all gotten an evite.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Infinite Jest has too many footnotes! lol!

Jeff. (Jeff), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Black culture isn't *that* funny.

racist.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I just say that my dumb shit school is the only Chicago law school that isn't a member of the Peggy Browning Fund which means that I can't go to this awesome labor conference for law students in DC even if I pay for it myself????

I wish I'd done some god damn research before I willy-nilly applied to law schools. I would have gone to Kent.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Kent, OH?

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cigline.net/_image/kentgoldenone.tmp

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't you have any work to do, Kevin?

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh sorry, I didn't see that the middle gif was Jordan. Carry on!

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i work best under pressure.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, we have a strict "3 strikes and yr out" policy for posting stupid images here.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm down 0-2!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

and goddamn it, they just blocked flickr at work.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

en-dashes

En dashes go between numbers (working 9–5) and when you want to hyphenate a multi-word proper name to another word (those Sesame Street–watching punks). Em dashes are the long dashes that come up much more often—most often to separate parts of a sentence.

"En" and "em" are typographical widths—the width of a lowercase n and a lowercase m. I believe that in typewriter (monospace) fonts you are supposed to put a space around the double hyphen that indicates the em dash -- as is usually done around here.

I love the em dash, but back when I was a copy editor I would practically orgasm at the opportunity to put an en dash where it belonged.

Casuistry the practical orgasmer (Chris Piuma), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I should use HTML for these things when I'm just typing along?? Crazy. No. I'll stick to double hyphens, even though they're a typographical embarrassment.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, they just harken back to the days when your averages Janes and Joes used typewriters and didn't have to care diddly squat about en or em dashes or ellipses or any of that printing stuff.

You're being hip and retro!

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Or "normal.".".".">'?>#(%_

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh good, I LOVE being hip and retro. Is there any HTML for "excuse me while I retrieve my eyeballs from under the desk, where they have rolled"?

xp: haha, Mands.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

if someone were to bring me a grilled cheese sandwich and a cup of cocoa right now i think i'd propose marriage.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

And Chicago-K3nt College of Law, which you oughtta know Amander, since they are affiliated with a certain higher learning institution at which you teach wee, precious ragamuffins born in 1988 the finer points of composition.

The head of their labor and employe department wrote my public sector labor law book! They HAVE a labor and employment department! They have a Labor and Employment Law certificate, for Pete's sake! I had to nearly get kicked out of school for insubordination to get DP to offer your standard employment law class! And I still won't know if my efforts were successful until I see the schedule for next semester. BAH.

HELLO ILX I AM BITTER TODAY.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

if someone were to bring me a grilled cheese sandwich and a cup of cocoa right now i think i'd propose marriage.

What could I get for a pack of saltines and flat diet coke?

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

funny you should mention that, since i am reading essay after essay after essay about the changing notions of love and marriage.

i have learned that korean people have learned to "make the romantic love happen" in today's society, among other things.

xp - oops. i'm new there and didn't receive a thorough orientation, but NOW I KNOW! bad bad bad bad bad teacher.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I "make the romantic love happen" in today's society?

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Proper use of your em dash.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

What could I get for a pack of saltines and flat diet coke?
hand job in a broom closet.


funny you should mention that, since i am reading essay after essay after essay about the changing notions of love and marriage.

my own notions of love and marriage have changed and i think i could be happy with someone who would bring me a grilled cheese sandwich and a mug of cocoa when i'm cold and wet and miserable. that's all i want.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

It's nice work if you can get it. Apparently. (XXP)

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Move to Korea
2. Change name to Gary
3. Make the romantic love happen

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I've already done steps one and two, but three is still a mystery.

Gary in Seoul (Chris Piuma), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ILX Fashion Advisors:

Hey, can I start wearing tights now or is it too soon? It's 62 and raining and gray outside. The tights I would wear are purple.

Love,
JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ theminorthids.kr

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been told that " when the society itself is ready to understand how people behave, they will automatically start their love."

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe a friend of mine refers to #3 as "just get[ting] on with it" and attributes his readiness to do so to his working-class upbringing. Synonyms include "think less" and "it's not about you -- really".

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Jenny: Is it tights time already? I strongly dislike them, but I think in the rain you can do whatever you want. Especially if what you want is purple.

Manders: I have no idea what that means, but I would like to automatically start my love. Or even automatically.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I would say yes. Monday was the first time I've worn a jacket this season, so it's about that time.

I had completely forgotten what jackets I own. I looked for my leather jacket, but remembered that I threw it out last year after the cats peed on it (and then peed on it again). But then, then I found my Michael Jackson jacket! It's sort of a dark purple with stripes down the sleeves and no collar, and I had forgotten all about it. It was like Christmas, or at least what I imagine Christmas to be like.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps this will clear it up, L: Poor people are more free from marriage since their relative care less about him.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I am very clearly going to hell for posting these things.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

when the society itself is ready to understand how people behave, they will automatically start their love.

Thanks, Korean Gary, for my new myspace profile headline.

xpost to Jordan - Pumpkin Spice Latte time is also upon us! Also, I think I decided on pants because I am in class until 9 pm and that's a long time in tights. Also, Laurel, you strongly dislike tights??? Does not compute.

ALSO something is c-r-a-z-y crazy with Jeff's keyboard so that when I press shift-home, it turns the volume up and shift-end turns it down and shift-up arrow opens the DVD drawer and shift-down arrow closes it and it..............................

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fortunately, I was already going to hell anyway for making the romantic love happen before marriage, so whatevs.

The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I am very clearly going to hell for posting these things.

I'll be right there with you, LOLing about the Frat Boy's stupid cover letter.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Jordan - Pumpkin Spice Latte time is also upon us!

I'll try to console myself with this as iced coffee season draws to a close.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe Korea is the only place where romantic love still happens.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link


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