Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Robert E Lee lead the army unit that stopped John Brown from his attempted raid. I think that was in Ibram X Kendi's Stamped From The Beginning, definitely read about it somewhere over the last week. So does that already put him on the wrong side of history before the civil war?

I heard a few years ago that Arlington cemetery was located so that it went right up to Lee's door so he would be continually reminded of the mess he had caused.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

back to the snapping!

That the loud clicking sound generated by clicking/snapping one’s fingers is the sound of the finger hitting the fleshy part of the palm

i've been experimenting, and this is only partly the case. the snap sound is the wave being amplified through the little tube created by your ring and pinkie being closed against the palm. if you block the hole of your downturned pinky, no snap sound. just the dull thud of your middle finger.

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 September 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

the little tube created by your ring and pinkie

Ban this filth

Alba, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link

long live the new flesh

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 September 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

I heard a few years ago that Arlington cemetery was located so that it went right up to Lee's door so he would be continually reminded of the mess he had caused.

I don't think the Union ever planned for the Lees to ever reclaim the property anyway.

He may have been on the wrong side of history when he captured John Brown, but he was wearing stars and stripes while doing it.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I swear I was at least 20 when I learned that you could only legally terminate a pregnancy in the first several weeks

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 September 2021 11:26 (two years ago) link

Plan B not legal?

Nhex, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

That Dublin was established as a Viking town.

(Basically the entire history of the Vikings in the UK has eluded me until very recently.)

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

Norse Gaels, for instance

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 September 2021 13:19 (two years ago) link

Plan B not legal?

Notably not referred to as “the month or two after pill”

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link

Plan B doesn’t terminate pregnancy.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

oops, i misread

Nhex, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

okay I just learned today that Ocelots live wild in the United States

https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/02/65/03/17518821/3/2400x0.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 23 September 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

I just learned that Cadillac and Rolls Royce are makes, not models.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

I am wearing my favorite t shirt right now. It has a picture of a margay on it, but everyone thinks it's of an ocelot.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link

last night, looking up what the heck is kohlrabi, i learned that it, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, kale and collard greens are all the same species --- just been cultivated and bred from the original wild cabbage into these extremely different forms.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 26 September 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link

https://kottke.org/plus/misc/images/brassica-oleracea.jpg

koogs, Sunday, 26 September 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link

I assume you can eat the respective parts of each of the variations there are just going to be far less of them because of what the breeding process has focused on. & they will be less flavorful?

Stevolende, Sunday, 26 September 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link

Ingenious.

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 September 2021 13:14 (two years ago) link

Today I learned that the girls on the cover of Roxy Music's Country Life LP were the sister and girlfriend of Michael Karoli out of Can.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 8 October 2021 08:11 (two years ago) link

The name of Missing Persons' first LP, Spring Session M, is an anagram of the band's name.

nickn, Friday, 8 October 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

The process of making fabric soft enough to wear next to your skin out of bamboo is apparently deeply detrimental to any ecological benefit you get from doing so. Hear it outlined on a webinar last night that it is a heavily chemical viscose like process. So whereas it is a fast growing wood that works well as wood it isn't as universal a product for other ethical usage and fun stuff like that, like.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

Wait, who is making bamboo clothing?

Nhex, Thursday, 14 October 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

the adverts on UK tv have mostly been either sports shoes or underwear but a quick Google shows a bigger range, but still mostly sporty

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 05:50 (two years ago) link

Seems to be mostly underwear for fat shouty annoying - possibly Australian - men.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 October 2021 06:40 (two years ago) link

haven't seen adverts but there was a shop called Mabboo in our shopping centre that was selling bamboo clothing. I got a bamboo tshirt from a bamboo clothing store in NYC about 10 years ago, so it was a thing then.
The viscose thing is interesting; there was a brief history of its production on A House Through Time recently.

kinder, Thursday, 14 October 2021 07:19 (two years ago) link

xp yeah, Step One ads seem to be on during every show, but last christmas there were others which had men strutting around wearing nothing but boxers and panda heads (particularly amusing as our work squad had panda as a code name - p & a)

Allbirds are the bamboo running shoe ads that are similarly common.

koogs, Thursday, 14 October 2021 07:46 (two years ago) link

I had some bamboo socks a few years ago but they shrank in the wash.

Alba, Thursday, 14 October 2021 11:18 (two years ago) link

viscose similarly takes a hard substyance and pulps it then breaks things down chemically before creating a synthetic substance from it to make clothing from. Sounds like it was a good step on the route to further development when the process was discovered but it is not a healthy ecological process so that leaves viscose as a not very green fabric too. Shame since it is the one fabric I've found so far taht I can get tartan that I can make trousers from that I can actually wear.
Same speaker was pointing out the negatives in the production of cotton, wool and a few others too . Like seems like there are few fabric production processes that are actually all that positive. Sheep need to be fed and then the resultant wool needs to be heavily treated before it can be used, cotton is not a great positive plant and processes for preproduction of fabric aren't great either. Loads of things are very water consuming and leave a lot of pollution in their wake.
The point of the webinar was to point out that the production processes didn't tend to be very green and I think it was well made. But people need to wear clothing both traditionally and environmentally and so some things are at least semi necessary. Could all be improved though.

Stevolende, Thursday, 14 October 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

Well people need to stop throwing clothing away after six months, would help. Putting it in a charity bin doesn’t absolve the sin.

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 14 October 2021 13:09 (two years ago) link

The best solution is nudism.

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link

Couple more years it'll be too hot to wear clothes anyway.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

I thought clothes were meant to be worn once

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

Well people need to stop throwing clothing away after six months, would help. Putting it in a charity bin doesn’t absolve the sin.

― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:09 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I bought my first pairs of new pants in more than 2 years this past weekend, and realize that I've had some t-shirts for a decade if not more. It actually boggles my mind that people go through clothes so quickly.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

I thought clothes were meant to be worn once

"Alessia Teresko, a 21-year-old student from Nottingham, seldom wears the same outfit online twice."

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2021/oct/06/out-of-style-will-gen-z-ever-give-up-its-dangerous-love-of-fast-fashion

ledge, Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

(xp) Only a decade? I've got t-shirts that are over 30 years old. I don't wear them very often mind you!

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

some of us had to buy new clothes because we got fat during the pandemic, mind

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

prior to that, I got years out of all of my shirts. now pretty much anything bought before like july of last year, I can't wear without Hulk ripping

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 October 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

I tend to only keep T-shirts for a few years. The oldest one I own right now, I think, is from SXSW in 2010. I have a few others from 2011-2012. But almost everything else is less than five years old.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 14 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

I mean, what if I walk into Target in my blue Target t-shirt and there's another dude there wearing the same blue Target t-shirt? Christ, how embarrassing.

Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 October 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

Yeah I have 20 year old t shirts still in active service. I get through jeans in about 3 years tho, they wear out in inappropriate places.

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 October 2021 07:47 (two years ago) link

my oldest t-shirt is from atp 2003, though it has a hole in now so is relegated to pyjama duty.

ledge, Friday, 15 October 2021 08:09 (two years ago) link

The idea is that you get a 2nd usage from an item. Like if its clothing you go decently made item that lasts, followed by patching for other items or household rags or upcycling the non worn out bits into something more substantial. THings wind up worn out to the point of collapse through wear and usage instead of being very badly made and wearing out after a couple of wears. I think a lot of fast fashion doesn't have seaming that can be repaired. Most long term usage clothing has a bit of fabric in the seam allowance that one can sew into in order to repair.
NOt sure about 2ary usages for bits of non clothing items but there ought to be some. The idea of planed obsolescence and things being designed to be absolutely unusable after breakage should be moving back into the past. The idea of dsiposability was always undermined by the diffculty of actually permanently disposing of things that wasn't detrimental to the environment. It just lead to a load of landfill and broken things being around in the environment without further usage. O think Metal and wooden things can be used ad hoc by alteration that you couldn't really do with plastic. Like you can weld or cut off bits of other substances and they will take weight/pressure etc whereas a loto f plastics just didn't lend themselves to that.

Stevolende, Friday, 15 October 2021 08:24 (two years ago) link

Just prompted by a comment in the Sinema On Sinema thread to look up the source material for Husker Du's How To Skin A Cat which I had just figured must be an older song. I guess I hear it too infrequently to have thought about that much before. It dates back to a 1920s mock advert intended to warn potential investors about get rich quick schemes etc. & apparently fooling a lot of people into looking into how to invest.more here
http://stuffnobodycaresabout.com/2016/03/25/the-most-unbelievable-ad-you-ever-saw/

Stevolende, Friday, 15 October 2021 09:11 (two years ago) link

I still have a Lollapalooza 1992 tshirt as well as the Phish one I remember wearing in while I was in jail for two days in 1994. Neither is really in regular rotation though.

joygoat, Friday, 15 October 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link

some of us had to buy new clothes because we got fat during the pandemic, mind

― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, October 14, 2021 3:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Yes.

The bigger thing though is that although I still have some positively ancient t-shirts still in circulation, many newer articles of clothing have already hit the skids because everything is increasingly (and intentionally) made like shit (see also the thing where I'm currently wearing a sturdy-ass pair of glasses from twenty years ago because every single pair of glasses I've owned since has broken from just like regular wear).

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

i have had numerous pairs of jeans rip after like only 3 months worth of wear. i've learned to uhhh buy more reliable brands, cos boy is that not something fun when it happens in public

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

I have an SST "Blasting Concept" t-shirt that came with the cassette comp (which vanished years ago) as a package deal, probably from 1986 or so? I don't wear it often but it gets to guest star once in awhile.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

Buying more expensive and better made jeans is a real thing. I had a pair of jeans I wore every day for 1.5 years during which they saw riots, stints in jail, hopping freight trains across the country, and living in a squat— I spent $120 bucks on them. When they fell apart, I immediately went out and bought another pair

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:30 (two years ago) link

I have some shirts from pre-2010 but they are few and far between, mostly because of an incident with a incontinent cat in 2012 where half of my wardrobe was ruined.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link


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