where is your god
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 September 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
not you, neanderthal. i am cool with your god
where is the god of covid
i challenge the god of covid to face my mighty god in a trial by combat
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 September 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link
🚨I wrote a new piece about long-COVID, its future, and what long-haulers want. The biomedical community is paying more attention but research is slow & often disregards the vast expertise that long-haulers have amassed about their own condition. 1/ https://t.co/eosX14Uud8— Ed Yong (@edyong209) September 1, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
There's definitely a lower risk of Long COVID if vaccinated, even if non-zero: https://www.statnews.com/2021/09/01/vaccination-reduces-risk-long-covid-even-when-people-are-infected-study/. This came out earlier this week.
thank you for this
― sleeve, Friday, 3 September 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link
one take on how much immunity is truly waning: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/09/waning-immunity-not-crisis-right-now/619965/
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 September 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
Good article, thanks
― Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 4 September 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link
Such fuck ups
How to lose public confidence?1. Announce a booster program on Sept 20 for all at 8 months post-vaccine2. Change it to 6 months, then 5 months, then back to 8 3. Lack of agreement among leadership group4. Have no US national data5. Announce the program will be "scaled back"— Eric Topol (@EricTopol) September 3, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 4 September 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link
yes, but only if you're paying attention, which most people aren't
― Dan S, Saturday, 4 September 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link
It’s a problem when they don’t have the confidence of people who are paying attention who share information (eg doctors, journalists).
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 4 September 2021 02:28 (two years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/arizona-dad-rishi-rambaran-arrested-after-angry-trio-threatens-to-zip-tie-principal-over-covid-rules
If you're going to attempt to kidnap a school official, make sure to livestream it for the 'gram.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 4 September 2021 02:51 (two years ago) link
It's like they learned nothing from 1/6/21!
― nickn, Saturday, 4 September 2021 03:29 (two years ago) link
It’s a problem when they don’t have the confidence of people who are paying attention who share information (eg doctors, journalists).also “they’re only massive fuckups if you’re looking at them” suggests pandemic isolation is messing with Dan’s sense of object permanence
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 4 September 2021 03:48 (two years ago) link
Schrödinger's Experts.
― Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 4 September 2021 10:55 (two years ago) link
angry dad
Rishi Rambaran, Kelly Walker and an unidentified third man stormed into an Arizona elementary school principal’s office on Thursday. https://t.co/xPRfFM75Po— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) September 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link
i wonder if these angry dads voted for joe arpaio, America's Sheriff
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link
32-year old bartender at my old regular is in the hospital with COVID pneumonia. Bartending for the last six months without getting the jab is a special kind of stupid.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link
one of my co-workers in Houston location just passed away. idk for sure if it was from COVID, but it seems like it was based on comments. I coached her a few years for her training classes, but never met her.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
To protect and serve
https://abcnews.go.com/US/vermont-state-troopers-federal-investigation-creating-fake-covid/story?id=79884959
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link
Such a twist in the last paragraphs:https://komonews.com/news/coronavirus/religious-exemptions-from-states-covid-vaccine-mandate-appears-to-be-a-popular-choice
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 September 2021 05:43 (two years ago) link
“There’s a part in the Bible in Revelation (that) talks specifically about a time when there will be ruler who at that point will mandate everyone, they have to do something,” he said.
Seems like pretty solid reasoning.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 9 September 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
Opining as if you're just beginning to emerge from an anesthetic haze is the solid reasoning of today afaict.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
Back in high school, we all figured that "mark of the beast" thing was everyone getting an ID chip implanted. Maybe they're counting the Bill Gates nanobots in the vaccine?
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
they are definitely thinking of that
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
the mark of the beast changes with technology.
radio, television, credit cards, the bar code, e-commerce, vaccines.
https://www.wired.com/2012/12/upc-mark-of-the-beast/
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
Were tamagotchis a mark of the beast, I wonder
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
look it's as clear as daylight if you just READ THE PASSAGE
11Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon.12It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed.13It performs great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in front of people,14and by the signs that it is allowed to work in the presence of the beast it deceives those who dwell on earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that was wounded by the sword and yet lived.15And it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast might even speak and might cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain.16Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,17so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name.18This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.—Revelation 13:11–18
and then i told my children, yay, if you say something in a vague enough manner and with enough confidence, the fallen humans will intepret thy words amongst themselves and adapt them to their own times. and no one will be able to deny another's truth, because they will know that their own truth is founded upon the untold piles of total horseshit that thee will unload onto them, burying their hopes and dream in unending streams of heavy horseshit that cannot be seen through nor cut through, not with the most powerful telescopes nor with the sharpest machetes.
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
"to be marked on the right hand or the forehead,"
you might be thinking WAIT! anyone who actually believes in this shit must be taking things like this LITERALLY, right? so this is an opportunity to point out that the "bill gates vaccine" is neither the "right hand or the forehead", unless you're going to say that the blood travels through the...-
--the blood SHALL travel and pass by both the right hand or the forehead, sayeth the glossolaliac interpreter. SHOM-la-HO-la-NIGH! Shom-la-ho-la-NANE-fee-non. HI LI! hi li -la NON-fee-non lo high, amen. and if that is wrong, than we shall find another passage and interpret it so wildly that the right hand can be anything it wants or that we say, amen
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link
This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.
these words, alone, created tens of thousands of fucking morons
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
I remember in the punk years I thought Marco D'Beast would be a great punk name.
― nickn, Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
none of this is related to the outbreak, sorry
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link
but since it came up i mean personally my "theory of 666" is that john the revelator was seeing the decimal based number system of 2021 (the year of the apocalypse, sha LO lie lie), and he saw the common number .666etc, meaning exactly 2/3. john saw a secret government document confirming that exactly 2/3 of the united states (god's "right-hand man" next to israel, the also chosen people, 3rd babylon, NYC, finance, evil) had fallen to worship of the Woke Corruption. but of course he didn't recognize the significance of the decimal point, being a man from the older days, and he didn't notice the line drawn over the last two 6's in 666, indicating that the 6's continue ad infinitum. and that's why what revelations is literally true and is happening now, don't take the vaccine, bill gates
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link
I wish someone would extend the beast mark to qr codes. I hate those goddamn things.
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
Supposedly Hobby Lobby doesn't use barcode scanners because of the mark of the beast.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link
Real commitment to the bit to make your multibillion dollar company less profitable because a guy in the first century ate the wrong mushrooms.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link
Rules, we got 'em
JUST IN: President Biden's new "Path out of the Pandemic" will include six major components, as outlined below. New vaccination mandates in businesses with over 100 employees will affect over 80 million people in the private sector.See details here:https://t.co/bpRcQ9zgE7 pic.twitter.com/6MM8X3jcYK— Benjy Renton (@bhrenton) September 9, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
Yup, about time.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
I've told y'all about the guy who had strange, boil-like growths on his body who was a customer in the organic grocer where I worked? He picked two of every item, had you scan one, and then took the one that hadn't been scanned and bagged it himself. He would then carefully put back the scanned duplicate products. He apparently believe the scanners were what caused his boils. Meantime, he smelled like he hadn't had a wash in week, at least most days.
― Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
i had a friend who was convinced his lawnmower was causing his mental decline.
this may have been because it was a riding mower and one day he laid down while his wife accidentally drove it over his head.
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 September 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link
New vaccination mandates in businesses with over 100 employees will affect over 80 million people in the private sector.
the infographic in the tweet says that there is no vaccine mandate for businesses with over 100 employees
which bit do we read
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 10 September 2021 04:57 (two years ago) link
Health officials have warned against using ivermectin to treat COVID-19. But recent claims online that the drug causes male sterility are unproven. The FDA says infertility in men is not a known side effect of the drug. https://t.co/fZDeMoGw0c— AP Fact Check (@APFactCheck) September 10, 2021
oops!
twitter: oops!
retweeters: oops!
nontweeters: what?retweeters: oops!nontweeters: wait what was that!?retweeters: horse ivermectin is causing the fertility to changenontweeters: wait what?!retweeters: i said the horse ivermectin is not really about horses!nontweeters: i'm like robin williams on the jay leno show in the 90s, i just can't sit down!!!retweeters: i said the fertility of the horses is iverthecharts!! lolap: ivermectin is not a horse fertilitynontweeters: wait the ivermectin is doing the horse fertility now or what isap: we said you can't do ivermectin and get unfertile, studies saystudies: none of this can be interpreted by total fucking morons, which is the world lolnontweeters: nothing is sweeter than a good study that you can citetweeters: hey now covid is bullshit, my 24-year-old weightlifting friend got it and he didn't even cough
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 03:10 (two years ago) link
hyooooooooooonk
tower of babel
sarcasm undetected, sincerity interpreted as total sarcasmbullshit alarm out of batteries
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 03:12 (two years ago) link
"i don't know!"
but there were 37 people in the sample! and i googled and anything above 30 in a sample is statistically significant! it's not rocket science!!!
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link
'I gorged on fifty tubes of horse paste and all I got were these shrunken nuts!' tees will be flooding the quad this fall, mark my worms
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 September 2021 03:57 (two years ago) link
Horse paste sterility falls under “A thing may happen and be a total lie; another thing may not happen and be truer than the truth” IMO.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 11 September 2021 04:13 (two years ago) link
After Delta Airlines told its employees they would get charged $2,400/year if they didn't get the free vaccine, they had... wait for it... zero people quit over the policy.Instead 4,000 more of their workers chose to get vaccinated. People are all talk. Mandates work. https://t.co/ZhnQzbLWFi— Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) September 11, 2021
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link
SF continues to show that high vax rates (73% of city; 90% of 12-18 yo's) plus sensible mitigation strategies can overcome Delta. Virtually no in-school spread https://t.co/yK8QBTRfnW; overall SF cases ~100/d (⬇by 2/3, Fig L); hospitalizations falling (Fig R; lags). Impressive. pic.twitter.com/R5ZSS8EHLG— Bob Wachter (@Bob_Wachter) September 11, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 September 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
People are all talk. Mandates work.Totally agree with this. Remember the smoking ban? “Buttmah freedoms!” Not even a ripple.
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 September 2021 11:34 (two years ago) link