Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

how long does he go into the boxing commentary before whining about the election? I'd give him about 3 minutes.

"Mike Tyson bit this guy's ear off, remember? That's dirty fighting. Just like the Democrats and Sleepy Joe."

Gonna have to be careful using terms like "rigged" and "fixed" when it comes to boxing. Unlike politics, there may be actual repercussions for starting shit and making claims of cheating in this particular industry.

Sad lol

He gave a paid speech to a cult. On 9/11. Before announcing a pay-per-view boxing match. Once again, on 9/11. https://t.co/j3vJev9nwM

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 12, 2021

he can't do dumb things on 9/11

not my president

Donald Trump is worried about a Saturday rally in support of those arrested during the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol by his supporters seeking to overturn the election.

"Mr. Trump, aides said, has little interest in engaging with the protest and has no plans to be anywhere near Washington on Saturday," The New York Times reported Wednesday. "Instead, his schedule includes a golf tournament at his Bedminster, N.J., club before he heads back down to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, according to people familiar with his schedule."

"Mr. Trump views the planned protest as a setup that the news media will use against him regardless of the outcome," the newspaper reported, citing "people familiar with his thinking."

'People familiar with his thinking' = just about everyone, right?

"people" familiar with his "thinking"

I think his disdain for this particular rally centers around the estimated crowd size... less than a thousand.

If 40,000 were expected, he'd be there in a heartbeat.

xpost aka his toilet

I suspect that, um, this isn’t true and Mr. Trump is already salivating.

Well, the organizers requested that nobody bring Trump flags or wear Trump schwag, so where's the fun in that?

I'll be in the city that day. I'm not concerned. The organizers' permit stated they expect a maximum of 700 people and I’d be surprised if half that shows up. If the big man ain't there there's no interest.

someone should do a "LImp Bizkit is at 7/11" type prank suggesting Trump is at various terrible public locations (ie portapotty warehouse), take pictures of the people that show up, and then steal their cars

lmao https://t.co/PsTHePoB5U pic.twitter.com/H7dPZAjyMb

— It’s-a Tyler Dinucci 🤌🏼 (@TylerDinucci) September 18, 2021

Folks, first Trump football pic.twitter.com/Qb8T75AgH4

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 19, 2021

Richard Nixon didn't sign a football, because (all together now)

🎶 ... a football killed his family. 🎶

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/11/13/upshot/15UP-Beschlos-sNixon/15UP-Beschlos-sNixon-superJumbo.jpg

And here he is with the nuclear football
https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/photo-3-37-whpo-e2360-13-a-2020-rp-nixon-and-milaide-2.jpg

Surprised Trump didn't steal one and sign *that*.

They probably gave him a real football and wrote NUKLEEAR on it in magic marker

Wants to lock up Zuck and endorsed Stacey Abrams for GA governor.

when he’s right, he’s right

and here I thought milo was a one trick pony but now we’re boosting Trump

/pointless snark

gonna be hard to explain to future generations how impossibly weird this guy was

Trump’s handlers designated a White House official known as the “Music Man” to play him his favorite show tunes, including “Memory” from “Cats,” to pull him from the brink of rage, Grisham writes in her new memoir. @katierogers has the details. https://t.co/PQbuFMnFyB

— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) September 28, 2021

he was only soothed by the all assholes version of Cats

Punch me
it's so easy to leave me
lying down on the pavement
bleeding out in the sun

If you punch me
you'll understand what happiness is
even though I
really won

https://t.co/4Fu6T1WdWP pic.twitter.com/CVMhX1Xpvk

— kilgore trout, ron desantis spokesperson (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 28, 2021

*sits future generations down to watch Dr. Strangelove*

“It was kind of like that, but terrifying in different ways”

Yeah, Strangelove was President.

Biden admin tell-all, circa 2029: "I saw it, we all saw it - he put Splenda on a half grapefruit."

To be added to the "sir" file:
He was there for like 40 years or something. He was a part of the furniture. But if you think about it, I really did pretty much the opposite of whatever he said," Trump said.

"I actually got along with him, you know? I actually found him–he was a character. He'd say, 'Just call me Tony. Just call me Tony, sir.' And, you know, he's a better promoter than he is a doctor."

is he going to force the Nobel Peace Prize committee to recount the votes?

Only thing that will come out is the Senate Judiciary Committee will ask Trump to return the VCR tape of Schoolhouse Rock's "The Constitution".

But they won't want to see what he's taped over it with.

"...there's a time for love and a time for living, you take a chance and face the wi..."

“…The facts of life, the facts of life!”

“We loved Mrs. Garrett, didn’t we folks?”

can we not revive this thread until he dies

That would be "Classic."

can we not revive Trump if he dies

can we not revive this thread until he dies

Trump's Blue Check FB page apparently was restored earlier this week. The last posts were on 1/6.

i think he has learned his lesson

I don't think he's allowed to post...also it's been back for a while, apparently?

I dunno, just saw some Trump stans/Q followers excitedly posting about it a few days ago.

The White House has agreed to turn over Trump's 1/6 records to the investigation committee.

it's just a bunch of tv guides with certain shows circled in sharpie

TV guides? Thought he was 24/7 glued to the Gorilla Channel.

CGM: What is a Blue Check Facebook page?