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― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link
Seriously thought it was a clinic lobby too at first.
Got a weirdly shaped co ch! The only missing is ... !
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WSNVzN9.png
Why, you could probably piss all over this room and not a ruin a thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link
When you can't help but take your work home with you.
https://i.imgur.com/E0sqBan.png
https://i.imgur.com/AS42K6C.png
https://i.imgur.com/XH6vEYv.png
― pplains, Thursday, 23 September 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link
I love the office phone in every room.
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link
xxp That's definitely the orgy room.
― Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
Long circle couch reminds me of '70s conversation pits, which I love. Needs more colour, though.
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
Wait, there are steps down. It *is* a conversation pit. Yessss.
You guys spotted the wipe-clean orgy room, but you missed the sex swing.
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4e9cf5ecc3f132a6bbfa9598872d80f5-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― emil.y, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
I love conversation pits too, but it could be deeper, for deeper conversations.
― peace, man, Thursday, 23 September 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
This isn't really a house house, more like an AirB&B type deal.
But that said, WHY WOULD YOU HANG THAT PHOTOGRAPH inside one of the bedrooms?
https://i.imgur.com/qK8xpZR.png
― pplains, Friday, 1 October 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
what am i looking at?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SH60Tw5.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
lol tyvm
― call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
ok that's funny i couldn't see the photo, i had wanted to post a series of pictures "for laffs" and that was one of them! another was the "putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'" photo
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 1 October 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link
Never forget.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 October 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link
this twitter account reminded me of this thread
https://twitter.com/SellingAMirror
― koogs, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link
House I grew up in had a conversation pit. I liked how it looked, along with the inference that social interaction is crucial enough to warrant a dedicated room in a small house. But I couldn't sit in there without worrying that someone from the raised area surrounding it would step back and accidentally fall in. The top of the couch seatbacks weren't much higher than the floor, and if you put a railing or kneewall up to prevent inward falls it spoils the effect.
― Lee626, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1777-Calle-Poniente-Santa-Barbara-CA-93101/15892544_zpid/?mmlb=g,16
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
Starts off as just annoyingly "whimsical" but proceeds to wtf around photo 12/13
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
i like this! i mean i'm not capable of making my house like this but i'd live here.
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link
oh wow. I've often wondered what I'd find on some of those roads that dead end at Elings, and this does not disappoint. looks like jimmy j art extruded into 3D space.
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 October 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
Harbl how could you even be in that bathroom? I would have a seizure I think.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link
it's really beautiful tile work... craftsmanship (and lots of beautiful tile for that matter) feels wasted on the whimsy of what they're going for
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 18 October 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link
The bathroom is like being in an aquarium with fish and sea otters.
???
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link
it is like that only because the sea otters would die in an aquarium, and this sight could make one vomit.
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link
an old ass bungalow for 1 mil, only in california
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
i prefer an old ass bungalow to the not-as-old-ass textured stucco exterior of most california homes
― John Lakeman gives pipe lecture (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link
my house is only about 40 sq ft larger and was......let's say far less expensive than this
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Monday, 18 October 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link
this is santa barbara. the land is worth 1m.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 October 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
Do you like purple?https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/79801824
Or maybe hot pink is your thing? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/115580855
― salsa shark, Monday, 29 November 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
attempting the images...
https://i.imgur.com/QmsZUIQ.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/QLV1wBj.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/fIfEPtu.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/1iTz8mv.jpg
― salsa shark, Monday, 29 November 2021 14:09 (two years ago) link
"decor may need some updating"
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 29 November 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link
I dunno. Looking at those last two made my stomach ache go away.
― pplains, Monday, 29 November 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link
Would anyone like to join me while I use the restroom pic.twitter.com/mGjQHOkvj3— Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 (@zillowgonewild) January 12, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link
- "Is there anything wrong?"
- "No, I just... When the ad said 3 Baths, I assumed they were all in different rooms."
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link
"Hey sis, can you ask mom to pass down another square please?"
― Evan, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
Looks like it takes up a substantial portion of the house, too!
― peace, man, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
eh, it was probably an infant daycare. our kids go to a regular house where the bathroom has like six toilets.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
That's not a regular house.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link
Surprised Goldilocks ever left that place.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
my working theory was that there were three kids and nobody used the bathroom at the same time, but the parents wanted them each to have a separate "station" due to some misguided hygienic obsession.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 21:44 (two years ago) link
My maternal great grandmother toilet trained her kids by tying them to a toilet whether they needed to poop or not
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link
awkward walking around for a year or two tied to a toilet, but i bet that worked.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 January 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link
yeah i think DC is right. they don't poop together! this is so their bottoms don't have to touch the same toilet someone else's bottom has touched!!!
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 January 2022 01:21 (two years ago) link
Oldest house on Hawthorne Ave. Built by Fowle family and used at one point as a girl scout camp.
That's it for me! Goodnight everyone!
― pplains, Thursday, 13 January 2022 02:01 (two years ago) link
This one gives me bad vibes and I can't exactly put my finger on whyhttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/75-Southgate-Ave-Hastings-On-Hudson-NY-10706/33022662_zpid/?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 13 February 2022 04:20 (two years ago) link
probably because it costs $800k and absolutely sucks?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 13 February 2022 04:24 (two years ago) link
lol, yeah that might be it
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 13 February 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link
honestly it's a pretty wild ass asking price. 5,000 sf lot, clearly needs complete renovation, oil heat, who knows what fucked up shit lurks beneath the surface. I know the market is hot but have a hard time believing it's that hot rn.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 13 February 2022 04:39 (two years ago) link