Is it acceptable to read a library book in the bathroom?

How about a dvd

Fuck no

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If you put the book down before wiping, wash your hands, then pick it up again, then it’s no problem surely? If you wanted to be careful you could wipe the plastic cover with a Milton wipe or something, I suppose. I have a kid so I assume everything is covered in shit anyway

of course it’s fine

Beats the alternative

wipe with the book

It's a communal book, only fair it should share communal waste product

science has proven that there's already poop on everything

^Aesop Rock's best

I read Wayne Kramer's autobiography entirely on the toilet
It look awhile, but I made it through

In one sitting?

that's the kind of reading where the legs go completely dead and you have to crawl out

colloquially known as an animal crossing

I have bill Simmons book of basketball under my bathroom sink, seems like the most appropriate place for it

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