outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

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We could save everyone time over the next year if we just assume caek’s going to bring some well-researched doomposting, man alive’s going to tell everyone they’re scaredy cats, and Josh has antibodies that are in various states of arousal

Have I missed anyone

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 November 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 November 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

Ah of course :)

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 14 November 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

My antibodies are hot, ready and legal.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 November 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

Tracer I think the “us all” part of OL’s line is the nugget of sincere sentiment in a grimly ironic post

also there have been over five million deaths so far, and that’s without trustworthy figures from eg China, India and Brazil

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 14 November 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

man alive more like child dead, boom roasted

― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, February 23, 2021 4:25 PM (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink

― class project pat (m bison), Tuesday, August 24, 2021 7:09 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

another extremely good piece on family dynamics with covid deniers. i know it's paywalled, sorry.

Laurel’s most sustained interaction with the couple over the summer had not been face-to-face. When she moved out, she had surreptitiously ripped the Infowars sticker off her daughter’s car. Sam and D slapped on new Infowars stickers in its place, including one that read “THE MEDIA IS THE VIRUS.” But Laurel again secretly tampered with the bumper, adding stickers saying “Hillary is my homegirl” and “Biden Harris 2020.” Sam and D removed them, and the proxy war ended. The family had never spoken about it.

The vaccine tore her family apart. Could a death bring them back together?

just staying (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Someone has put infowars stickers all over the stop signs in my neighborhood. What would be the best stickers to cover them up with?

peace, man, Monday, 15 November 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

“We’re talking more since your dad died,” she said. Now they talked about Laurel’s favorite recipe for catfish bait, and their mixed feelings about Joel’s funeral — how they were ready for it to be over, but also weren’t, because then he would really be gone. And eventually they started talking about the reason they had stopped talking: the vaccine.

“It was just too quick for them to come up with it,” Sam said.

“But it wasn’t quick,” Laurel said.

“My biggest thing is my skin …”

“That makes you more medically in need of it.”

“I’m gonna wait and see how it goes with the people who got the shot, and when I’m comfortable with it, I’ll talk to my dermatologist,” Sam told her mother.

“I’m just gonna pray you don’t get covid and die in the meantime,” Laurel said.

Raindrops were clattering over the pontoon’s tin roof. Sam excused herself to go pick up some dinner with D, who had just finished work at the Rural King farm supply store.

Part of Laurel wanted to drop all the restraint that she tried to bring to these conversations and scream at her daughter that she was being stupid, that after losing Joel she couldn’t bear to lose her, too. But as Sam walked up the road Laurel sat there saying nothing, smoking her dead husband’s cigarettes and watching the rain.

take heart, Laurel - it doesn't matter what you say or do

just staying (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

xpost i'd say “Hillary is my homegirl” and something about RBG the legend

just staying (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Someone has put infowars stickers all over the stop signs in my neighborhood. What would be the best stickers to cover them up with?

― peace, man, Monday, November 15, 2021 12:31 PM bookmarkflaglink

goatse

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Someone has put infowars stickers all over the stop signs in my neighborhood. What would be the best stickers to cover them up with?

― peace, man, Monday, November 15, 2021 9:31 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I covered up a bunch in my neighborhood with some stickers my friend, graffiti artist POORBOY, gave me. They say "POORBOY" and feature an Apache holding a scalp aloft with a dead (white) body beside him.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 15 November 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Someone has put infowars stickers all over the stop signs in my neighborhood. What would be the best stickers to cover them up with?

― peace, man, Monday, November 15, 2021 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Are you sure they don't mean "stop infowars?"

DJI, Monday, 15 November 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link

haha

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 November 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

"they're saying boo-urns"

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 November 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

When I find conspiracy nutjob / white nationalist stickers around I leave them where they were but deface them, hoping that the person who put them there sees that they were not accidentally covered or removed but destroyed.

Probably naive but makes me feel better for some reason.

joygoat, Monday, 15 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link

Are you sure they don't mean "stop infowars?"

― DJI, Monday, November 15, 2021 1:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

No, they're on the reverse side. lol

peace, man, Monday, 15 November 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

the latest narrative that I see emerging amongst actually grown-ass adults is "why is the south doing so well against COVID now when they were the least restrictive states in terms of COVID mitigation?"

Idk, maybe the hundreds of thousands of people that died and more that went into the hospital could answer that for you? it's like saying a fireman put out a fire by just watching it burn until there was no house left.

even saw a columnist from NYT ask this but that's par for the course w/ a lot of them.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:17 (two years ago) link

there probably just aren't enough people who haven't already had it or been vaccinated left for the virus to spread to in some of these places

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

that's exactly it and it should be obvious to these fuckin' liars

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:31 (two years ago) link

the latest narrative that I see emerging amongst actually grown-ass adults is "why is the south doing so well against COVID now when they were the least restrictive states in terms of COVID mitigation?"

what the actual fuck, can they not look at the charts and see "the south was less restrictive and had a bigger wave earlier instead of a smaller wave later like the interior west"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link

one would think and yet

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link

The top 10 states in deaths per capita include two states where the disease spread rapidly in March 2020 before we had any idea how to suppress it or treat it (New York and New Jersey), the South, Arizona, and Oklahoma.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 04:56 (two years ago) link

I mean if the governors of those states wanted to say "the deaths here were actually not THAT far above the national average and our kids went to school in person for a whole semester yours didn't, plus bars were never closed," let them say that! There are costs and benefits, say what they are and let people do their own accounting!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 05:02 (two years ago) link

The wholesale collapse of Covid cases in Tokyo is crazy. 7 cases yesterday. pic.twitter.com/QZTp7sHhdu

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) November 16, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 09:18 (two years ago) link

When I find conspiracy nutjob / white nationalist stickers around I leave them where they were but deface them, hoping that the person who put them there sees that they were not accidentally covered or removed but destroyed.

I would do this but knowing my luck the local vicar would catch me in the act and think that I was putting up the original nutjob stickers, making my next visit to church service super awkward.

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 10:10 (two years ago) link

that classic feel

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 10:23 (two years ago) link

Just imagine him in a tutu and deface those fashy stickers, Ste

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

Cuba's vaccination campaign is insane. Look at the massive jumps after they get needles donated from Mexico/Nicaragua that the blockade was preventing access to. pic.twitter.com/b7a7tnWjkZ

— Fidel Cashflow/ read Wretched of the Earth🇯🇲 (@donfromyaad) November 15, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

Not to be That Guy but I maintain a healthy skepticism about government statistics from both Cuba and the UAE

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

Portugal's on the level, though, you go, Lusitanians

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

The UAE rate is plausible. They have extensive vaccine mandates and loss of employment generally means loss of visa status - a lot fewer children too.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link

xp you should think about not being That Guy

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

I'm as skeptical about Cuba's claims as I am about Florida's #bothsides

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

tbh i'm more skeptical about florida's numbers.

portugal is wild. did not see that coming a couple of months ago.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

We beat em but are sadly unreported

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

Why do this?

https://detroit.chalkbeat.org/2021/11/17/22788007/detroit-public-schools-remote-learning-friday-december-covid-spread

Spread is not going to be materially affected by 3 off-days, "deep cleaning" is not going to do anything about COVID -- why give up three days of in-person instruction? I don't get it.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 22:39 (two years ago) link

My gut says it's a way for them to spin staff shortages into something else. Chicago Public Schools suddenly announced a "vaccine awareness" day, during which they did absolutely nothing to help get more kids vaccinated (less than 2% of the students in the district did get vaccinated that day). It later came out that they didn't have enough teachers and subs to open that day.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Apparently Seattle did the same thing with a Friday off, but they were at least upfront about staff issues being the reason.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

Well, that makes sense, there's a very notable sub shortage in my (well-resourced relative to Detroit) school district too.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

That's a thing that i think goes under-reported - it's largely subs and aides that are desperately needed and of course, underpaid. In my district they don't even get health insurance.

Nhex, Thursday, 18 November 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

It goes under-reported because fixing it would cost money and it's much easier to say "critical race theory is what's holding our schools back and we can solve it by flushing the wrong kind of books out of the library"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 18 November 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link

God, don't remind me. We were just talking about shoring up a policy in preparation for the kinds of book burning attacks that have been happening the past two years.

Nhex, Thursday, 18 November 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link

Well, there's also the whole, "we fund our public schools in way that is completely insane and unjustifiable" issue, which isn't talked about *at all*.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 November 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

There we go. FDA clears Moderna and Pfizer's Covid vaccine booster shots for ALL U.S. adults. Just like that. https://t.co/i3o2juKoPs

— Chise 🧬🧫🦠💉🔜 MFF (@sailorrooscout) November 19, 2021

suggest bainne (gyac), Friday, 19 November 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

we've got another 'covid winter' comin' up. i'm glad I sneaked in getting some minor medical needs attended to between July and October.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 19 November 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

Let's hope it's a spike (which I expect) and not a surge. Looks like Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Mexico, and Michigan are doing worst.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 November 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

Illinois isn't quite as bad as those states yet, but not quite as high yet. It's not surprising, given other countries, but still frustrating. Just glad my son's sequence has started and my wife and I will both be boosted by Monday. All we can do at this point.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 November 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

What do you guys reference for nationwide metrics? I’ve been

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

*only checking nyc figures on gothamist for awhile

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link


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