the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

The UK right's discovery of the efficacy of shitposting has been an unfortunate development

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/PRC_210903491.jpg?quality=90&strip=all

strong softcore deviantart vibe there

holy shit this courtroom sketch

imagine doing a court illustration of ghislaine maxwell while she stares directly at you and draws you right back pic.twitter.com/zGQBSkSbzl

— ¬(abcdentminded) (@abcdentminded) December 2, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YojNaEJf_1k
0:50

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e02cb3d430354638ff24165787fc5b5f/tumblr_p5mm57nSoW1qzs7uio8_r1_540.gifv

ghislaine maxwell was one of the most popular reddit posters in the world lmfao perfect https://t.co/5WELAYzZFf

— br◎seph (@on3ness) December 4, 2021

This is pretty wild, but not 100% proven so far

It's a poster's world, we just live in it.

posted every day for ~eight years and stopped the day she was arrested + user name = sur name + childhood home, and bunch of other stuff

reddit’s shiny glamazon is a great claim to fame

Why did the hard drives in Epstein's NY mansion have evidence already on them with the FBI arrived? pic.twitter.com/8IpGpWWw7Z

— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) December 7, 2021

like anyone, i have a roll of evidence tape i use for normal household applications

girlboss moves:

Is this some kind of niche deviantART fantasy or is Ghislaine Maxwell really obsessively eyefucking a court sketch artist? pic.twitter.com/2GfwWHOW4q

— The Man Who Shot Liberty Mutual (@Decervelage) December 7, 2021

You had a drawing that captured Ghislaine Maxwell drawing you, which people were very struck by.

In the pretrials in that little courtroom, that’s when the sketching started. She sketched me a few times in a row. Then she started nodding at me and waving at me. She even spoke to me once. It’s really great for me. I’m not going to wreck it. I’m going to keep it going. I need to see her face. It’s like a photographer — they wait for that moment and say someone’s name and they turn to them. That’s the same thing.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/12/ghislaine-maxwell-trial-a-chat-with-the-sketch-artist.html

excellent interview! thank you ilxor lag∞n

choire is the best, wonderful to see him blog again

Yeah, that was amazing

This is a hideous and serious court case but nonetheless it is the gift that keeps on giving...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/world-news/2021/12/08/TELEMMGLPICT000280099936_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqdaxvPB-T9QzWYgMZuZl2IunOVt0NT5jTEE8gwx7KA0.jpeg

“Do you see anyone in this courtroom who has ever given you a massage?” <== real quote

do i see anyone who has not?

say what you want about the guy but he did really love massages

doesnt seem like its going well for the government

I think I can count on one hand the new things we learned in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, and now the prosecution has rested. https://t.co/DVIZW3jJod

— choire (@Choire) December 10, 2021

is this true? I've heard very little about the case since it started, not clear what's going on here

i trust choire

Those pictures of Epstein and his f'n plane makes me wish I was a Dr. Doom level supervillain as I would arm a bunch of 15 year old E-Sports wannabees with SAM and cruise missiles to just watch them competitively try to pick off billionaires private jets out of the sky for fun.

I guess you could file that under powerball winning dreams.

I guess this was inspired by tonights Dateline about that Nygard monster.

That one I had not even heard about...good lord humanity sucks.

eh the prosecutions job is to prove the specific charges ghislaine is on trial for, not to lay out the whole epstein network, expose others who flew on the plane etc. they've slimmed down the case a lot, and certainly made a few mistakes, but seems like they've made a pretty strong case on the trafficking charge.

Maxwell verdict about to be announced.

A jury has found Ghislaine Maxwell

Count 1: Guilty
Count 2: Not Guilty
Count 3: Guilty
Count 4: Guilty
Count 5: Guilty
Count 6: Guilty

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) December 29, 2021

oh well bitch

There'll be no foot massages where she's going

more like ghislaine maxbad

She might get one last neck massage.

Might as well dob Andrew in now then

Only right she was there to see it:

Maxwell did not look at the jury as it filed in the court at 5 pm. As the verdict was read Maxwell struggled to stand, but said nothing.

— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) December 29, 2021

Maxwell, 60, appeared shaken, she sipped a cup of water then slumped back in her chair. She did not shed a tear.

— julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) December 29, 2021

B-b-but did her sketch buddy capture these moments in charcoal?

Sorry, what?! @BBCNews now have Alan Dershowitz on to analyse #GhislaineMaxwell’s conviction, without any reference to his background;he’s simply introduced as “constitutional lawyer” as if he’s a neutral expert. Shocked. Utterly bizarre decision & does the audience a disservice. pic.twitter.com/l7qOqVsTTW

— Caoilfhionn Gallagher QC (@caoilfhionnanna) December 29, 2021

What the fuck is going on at the BBC.

I'd have said "unbelievable" about 5-6 years ago but that type of shit is par for course with the bbc these days

Ghislaine Maxwell as the guilty verdict in her sex abuse trial is read

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/6626fd2277108531f7c7692363d7f061b3b96b69/0_454_3024_1814/master/3024.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=fa04441c9ad367fe0f63bb2f49bc6eda

great that she was found guilty but uh what about all the co-conspirators are we just gonna let all that slide

I know this is mainly about the victims but I looovve it when one of the British establishment's own get's hard fucking time... Yes!

Love is finishing each other's sentences pic.twitter.com/6GRa6gkcYI

— Martyn McLaughlin (@MartynMcL) December 29, 2021

🤔🤔🤔

NEW: A 2009 settlement agreement between Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre, which bears directly on Giuffre's civil lawsuit accusing Prince Andrew of sexual abuse, will be made public early next week.

— Cameron Walker (@CameronDLWalker) December 29, 2021

pic.twitter.com/My8hBK71Up

— 80s News Screens (@80snewsscreens) December 17, 2021

Thank you, Matt #2.

I know this is mainly about the victims but I looovve it when one of the British establishment's own get's hard fucking time... Yes!

Of course they have to go thousands of miles away to get it, wouldn't happen here.

My piece in The Spectator tomorrow about how there are good paedophiles and bad paedophiles